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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually laughed at that headline. BMWs are so fricking gay now.
    I own 4 BMWs by the way.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      right there with you my man. the F90 dropped like 200lbs from the F10 while adding xdrive. this new G90 is now adding over 1000lbs. unreal.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably much safer

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Great, since that's what we all want from a bmw.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the F90 dropped like 200lbs from the F10
        Don't EVER talk about my F10 like that again.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The F10 is a fat fricker and you know it. It's only saving grace is coming after the E60

    • 2 months ago
      TooZ

      So your 4 times as gay?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        My 4 times as gay...?

        • 2 months ago
          TooZ

          Ha!
          You have fallen for my strategem.
          Grammahomosexualy confrims full blow AIDS to go along with your 4 BeemBeems, which you confess are ghey.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Meds, jamal

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >auto only
    trash

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fat
      >autistic
      >(You)

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has there been anything good said about the 5 series yet aside it hasn't gone FWD and all electric yet?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FATS

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Internal combustion M5 is 400lbs heavier than a Tesla Model S Plaid
    I always expected that we would hit the crossover point where EVs were lighter weight, but I thought it would happen mostly because EVs could get lighter.
    This is nuts. There is seriously going to need to be regulations enforced limiting the weight of the cars on the road. Fleet weight so car makers have to sell a lot of lightweight cars to counterbalance the heavy cars.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the new M5 is a hybrid, the extra 1000 lbs comes from the battery pack and rc car motors.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's 1500 lbs more than a Tesla Model 3 RWD

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it still a V8 at least or is it i6 now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      twin turbo V8 hybrid. basically the same setup as the XM.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lel, the same XM that was slower than the X5 M despite having more power and being more expensive, just because it was heavier?
        That is, until they introduced the even more expensive Label Ref

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yep. it has 100 more hp but weighs 1100 lbs more. no chance it's faster than the F90.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whew, and here I was scared that BMW would pull off a Mercedes and so something like
        >m5 i6 hybrid
        >m3 i4 hybrid
        >m2 i3 hybrid

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How u say pigfat in kraut?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >M Classic
      >Schweinefett
      Kek 🙁

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus christ, that's absurd for a BMW. My goddamn 2WD suburban is 6200lbs and allbeit comfy, it handles like an absolute tanker. I had enough fun making a 4000lb brick handle and eat corners, I can't fathom a car that is inherintly known for that is that pigfat.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    wow what a good looking car
    only 200k right?
    gr8 deal

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was ~$120k new

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Taycan is like 5200lbs and is the fastest 4 door around the nurburgring. Considering the new M5 is a hybrid, most of the weight is going to be in the floor

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Europeans love to spew the "why do Americans need such big trucks" rhetoric then they turn around and make a sedan damn near as heavy as an F250

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow it's almost like there are several configurations
        Cope harder

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >there are several configurations
          So like, same with the 5 series

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            almost nobody buys 2 door trucks anymore and you know it

            Non sequitur
            Enjoy your lead sled

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          almost nobody buys 2 door trucks anymore and you know it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/UmEDoMc.jpg

      Wow it's almost like there are several configurations
      Cope harder

      >the heaviest top-of the line fully loaded electrified trim weighs 300 lbs less than a fleet spec stripper truck with literally zero options
      >heh, OWNED yuros count: 6 million

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post truck Ring time and interior

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fleet spec stripper truck actually weighs 1,200lbs less

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          And taxi spec 5 series also weighs less

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you say that like you don't weigh 300lbs

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >two and a half tonne
    frick me

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >600 lbs more than a solid axle landcruiser
    Oof. Does EV/hybrid ever stop being shit?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the m2, which is a compact, weighs 4000lbs

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The XM is 2700kg and the new M5 will probably have the same drivetrain. So 2400kg does seem realistic.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My e60 weighs 3300lbs and I thought that was pigfat.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit, my fricking 4x4 v8 body-on-frame landyacht weighs 100 pounds LESS than that

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITS WEIGHT :OOOO
    >no manual no buy
    >less than 8 cylinders? GAY.
    >ewww hybrid? NOPE.
    >watasahi wa piggufat

    Ask yourself why u aint got any b***hes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it has a v8 dumbass, that’s not the problem here

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are there so many basketball hip hop rappers on this site?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want a fat girl (it's called standards)

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5368 lbs
    Jesus christ almighty

    And this car will be considered more ecological than the previous one because they'll add some kind of tiny hybrid system that skews the calculation more than it should, but nevermind the 1000lb increase gen over gen :^)

    Simply adding 1000lb of extra material to the production of the vehicle offsets any potential emissions reduction during the entire lifetime of the car.
    This is your brain on EU regulations.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you sound like you own a residual car

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you sound like you own a residual car
        what did he mean by this?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the ghost of cars past, come back to haunt you for all your wrenching misadventures

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is roughly in line with what the new E63 SE-P (the GT 4 door SE-P weighs ~5200 lbs) & PHEV RS6 will weigh. Alpina B5 probably won't be a hybrid if it counts for anything, or you could grab an M560i and throw some custom exhaust on it

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's real
    >Literally weighs more than my full size pickup
    Lol
    Lmao even

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

      Post truck Ring time and interior

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Taking a pickup or 4 door car to the track
        Lol cringe poser. How much can your 5,300lb+tip vehicle haul and tow? How many people can your taxi spec poser sedan taxi around? Kek

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No Ring time or shitty plastic truck interior? Kek fricking poselet.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No Ring time
            >Taking a 4 door car around the track with 4 adults
            So now it's a >6,000lb vehicle. KEK

            Don't forgot to clear your pigfat chink bait through the weigh station. Might have to get a CDL for that porker special.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No Ring time or shitty plastic truck interior? Kek fricking poselet

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Looks like I broke the bot kek

            Black Man's Wheels spent all their budget on making their chink bait cars as fat as possible and didn't invest enough into their shill bots

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you can't take a super sedan on a public road with 4 people!!

            ?si=ystYT82UXvMVFm2C

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >nooooo you can't take a super sedan onto a public road!!!

            ?si=LkENJHF8Jrki7KTP

            Someone needs to tell F1 they're doing it wrong. Race cars need to have 4 doors and 4 seats. It's the optimal set up for the track.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see Germany hasn't strayed away from making pigfat over-engineered monstrosities

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nooooo you can't take a super sedan onto a public road!!!

    ?si=LkENJHF8Jrki7KTP

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still no truck Ring time or shitty plastic truck interior? KEK fricking poselet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Say the line, shillbot.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And STILL no Ring time or shitty plastic truck interiors? KEK fricking poselets

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m saving up for an f10, how fricked would I be? Give me pros and cons

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What cars are you coming from?
      Get the rod bearings changes if they haven't been already.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol, why do I even bother to argue in the alfa thread.
    I hope the 2026 model has 1000 hp and 6000 lbs and tires are worn out every year.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      because you have asperger's syndrome and you can't control yourself.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is it electric?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hybrid garbage aka driving around useless weight

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    while i can understand the reason for the weight gain (hybridization, more "safety structure"), this is insane. i can only imagine the wagon will be 500lbs more.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wagons are like 100 pound max heavier than sedans, it's just a bit more metal and glass in the rear quarter

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is it pronounced beemer or bimmer? And yes I know the spelling differentiates between car and bike.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      beamers are motorcycles and bimmers are cars apparently and they're both pronounced "beemer"

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit over 5k pounds. Everyone talks shit about Mopars being heavy boats but that’s next level

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2,5 tons
    the tyre dealers will love it

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DA maked fun of the Audi RS6 for weighing 5000lbs, compares it to much lighter and faster M5
    >BMW announces new M5
    >somehow weighs 400lbs more than the RS6
    lmao
    this company never fails to make each new model gayer than the last

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      vws are GAY as FRICK

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >maked

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >normal sized grill
    >make it look like aids anyway

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