Always have been the biggest secret

Sit right next to Toyota.

Sit above Honda & Nissan.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sit above Honda
    does Suzuki build formula one engines?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't Suzuki make tuned top-ends for some supercar company?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You might be thinking of Yamaha

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah probably

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who gives a frick, your civic or crv doesn't have a formula 1 engine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking moron. F1 is the testing ground for what Honda is capable of at the highest levels. Those advancements in technology trickle their way down to the production cars. Red Bull kept blowing up engines and scoring DNF before they switched to Honda power.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Suzuki is like old Toyota, very bare bones spartan vehicles with great reliability. Toyota and Honda have been slacking on reliability since they can still make high sales numbers based on their brand names due to their old reputation. Mazda is also coming up on them if not already surpassed them. You get a much better bang for your buck out of Suzuki or Mazda for sure.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mazda is huge in Australia actually, been second for ages and there's a shitload of 20 year old + one's getting around, even spotted this a few times

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/JGDK4nV.jpeg

      Mazda is huge in Australia actually, been second for ages and there's a shitload of 20 year old + one's getting around, even spotted this a few times

      Had a choice between a new CX-5 or a two-year-old RAV4 and it wasn't close. The newer RAV4s are cheaply made. Unless you really need a hybrid that will last, the Mazda is way better and way cheaper.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Friend traded his 2019 Rav for a 2023 Cx-5 when the Rav trannie died at fifty something kays. He's happy too.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Sit above Honda
    low power and fairly basic ride quality, they are reliable sure but they do not sit above Honda in any way

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >do not sit above Honda
      >sorry for going off topic Suzuki fans
      Honda is pretty much dead in Oz. Mazda kick their ass in price and sales

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This . Chinese feasting on their dead corpse now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Honda is pretty much dead in Oz
        I'm sure they will miss that lucrative market

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Honda is pretty much dead in Oz
        I'm sure they will miss that lucrative market

        australians are moronic. they made bad ass cars and they'd rather drive FWD cookie cutter shitboxes. country is devoid of anything enthusiast related.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >country is devoid of anything enthusiast related
          Apart from the highly successful Jimny, Au also gets the enthusiast focused Swift Sport.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >A jeep knock off and another cookie cutter FWD shitbox
            wow

            Americans are scared of things that are actually capable of going off-road instead of just looking like it does while also having full heated leather and other frivolities

            t. burger with a Suzuki

            remember when shitsuzki won baja? me neither.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            AFAIK they never competed in Mexico. But I remember them winning Pikes Peak.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nobuhiro Tajima won outright at Pikes Peak seven times for Suzuki. He was also first to break ten minutes.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/3qZ2MFz.jpeg

            Nobuhiro Tajima won outright at Pikes Peak seven times for Suzuki. He was also first to break ten minutes.

            >if you ruleslawyer enough then I win haha!
            rallygays are delusional

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no I'm pretty sure it was the pair of turbo zuki V6s, all wheel drive and over 1200 HP inside a barely 1000 kg chassis with more down force than your mom piloted by a crazy japanese hillbilly that won

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When did you win baja, anon?
            What a useless gotcha given the context of the post you're replying to

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Shitzuki failed in america because americans are scared of things that are actually capable of going off road
            >*brand can't even win a coveted off road racing event that americans typically participate in*
            >"nah, not relevant to the context of his shit ass cope post, bro"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he still fails to see the mismatched context
            Jesus fricking Christ anon you're really reaching

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >y-you just don't get it bro. i KNOW what this anon's cum taste like and let me tell you, its deeper than that...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I feel like you've been called out by the gay heated leather thing (which might explain your usage of homosexual ad-hominem) and I apologize you and whatever it is you drive that won baja are personally offended
            But there's no point in explaining to a fricking amoeba like you because you'll instantly cry about moving goalposts when you're not even playing at the right field in the first place

          • 2 weeks ago
            [PLEBSPOTTERS] BigC

            Suzuki is ass bro
            Wanna go fast?
            Ford raptor has anything Suzuki makes beat
            Wanna rock crawl?
            Jeep wrangler rubicon 100% mogs anything Suzuki makes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >two vehicles with almost no prevalence outside of a specific market area someone resides in fits their needs better, such as off-roading competitively or as a recreational activity
            >meanwhile the worst car you've ever worked in was a global platform that's still a common sight, particularly in places where off-roading is less of a sport and more just a normal occurrence
            wow that really made me think
            i truly see now that x is universally bad and y is universally good

          • 2 weeks ago
            [PLEBSPOTTERS] BigC

            >IFS shitbox off road
            Sounds horrible

            ?si=hk1UrkxFb1GFzgRP
            This thing is so fricking horrible to work on that most mechanics will just tell you no thanks or charge more than the entire car is worth to fix it
            What a piece of shit
            >outside market
            Oh, you’re a euro poor?
            This all makes a lot more sense now

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Oh, you’re a euro poor?
            >This all makes a lot more sense now
            No, but in the same light
            >I don't like Suzuki
            >and by that I mean the V6 they barely ever used and primarily in NA markets
            makes a lot more sense too

          • 2 weeks ago
            [PLEBSPOTTERS] BigC

            No the entire truck is shit, not just the engine
            The rear axle is shit, the independent front suspension is shit, it’s all shit
            My friend has one that he lifted and he’s obsessed with them because he’s Mexican
            They’re literal garbage

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > #
            >.
            Worked parts in a Suzuki dealer
            Parts sucked to get
            0 support for anything, they didn't even have a warehouse in the country, so everything took like a week to get.
            Parts were expensive and seldom available.
            Decent cars, but lmao frick you if you want to keep it long term

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Parts were expensive
            Whew, parts prices are absolutely rock bottom here. I got timing belt kit and water pump for Swift for Au$58 (about US$40)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're right, but Jimny is 1/3 of the price of the raptor or the rubicon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They're also built to Jap standards not fricking Fiat
            If it's a third the price and lasts twice as long, is it really a third the value? No that's absurd
            I love my 'zuki I wish I could get a new one
            An Uber driver offered me six grand for it I told him to walk
            I paid five grand for it over 20 years ago, heh

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            post zuccini

          • 2 weeks ago
            [PLEBSPOTTERS] BigC

            No it isn’t?
            A base jeep wrangler is 30k flat and the base shits all over a dumb ass Suzuki lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            jimny would be like 15k if it was sold in america.
            everywhere else in the world where the jimny is sold the wrangler is like 70k because we dont have any freedumbs

          • 2 weeks ago
            [PLEBSPOTTERS] BigC

            Nothing is 15k here bro

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            versa is 16k

          • 2 weeks ago
            [PLEBSPOTTERS] BigC

            >even nigsan couldn’t touch 15k
            Yeah.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            its 16k and its not even the barebones version they sell in shithole countries for 20k. im confident a jimny in amerca would be 18k tops and thats a lot less than the 32k the wranger starts at

          • 2 weeks ago
            [PLEBSPOTTERS] BigC

            No lol
            Solid axles are costly to manufacture vs some little homosexual struts and some stamped steel control arms

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jimny has solid axles front and rear, same as the Wrangler. If you're thinking of spending Wrangler money, you might as well tip in a bit more and get the best, the LandCruiser J70.

          • 2 weeks ago
            [PLEBSPOTTERS] BigC

            >wrangler money
            we already went over this, wrangler is only 30k

            https://i.imgur.com/OxwNFH6.jpeg

            >Parts were expensive
            Whew, parts prices are absolutely rock bottom here. I got timing belt kit and water pump for Swift for Au$58 (about US$40)

            >Chinese garbage parts
            you're probably Chinese so you see this as fine

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This guy is right, in europe a normal wrangler is around 60-70k, a jimny is 23-25.

          • 2 weeks ago
            [PLEBSPOTTERS] BigC

            So for 5k more you get 100% better off road vehicle
            Based?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >1/3 of the price
            Was quoting the new car reviewer on the video at time: 10:38

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Jeep wrangler rubicon

            >wrangler money
            we already went over this, wrangler is only 30k
            [...]
            >Chinese garbage parts
            you're probably Chinese so you see this as fine

            >wrangler is only 30k
            How much is the Rubicon though? That's the Jeep we were talking about, with the front and rear lockers. That's the one that mogs the Jimny
            >Chinese garbage parts
            Not a big job if it fails. I'll just do it again.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you are but a mere simpleton- *coughs and chokes on semen* who is unable to grasp the deep cope post of that anon. so i shall not even bother stooping so low as to "explain" to a mere non-coom drinking mortal!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > Apart from the highly successful Jimny, Au also gets the enthusiast focused Swift Sport.
            Most countries get those cars though.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Most countries get those cars though.
            Agree. Was replying to:
            >#27707810
            >country is devoid of anything enthusiast related.
            I see both the Swift Sport and the Jimny as enthusiast cars.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            FWD isn't enthusiast, except for the Type R civic.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >civic
            juanito can I get my authentic latinx taco extra mild

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honda are pretty much dead outside of the US and Japan. They sell less than Chinese MG in Europe.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What do you expect? Euro emission regulations pushed them out of the market. They only sell their overpriced hybrids there now. At least they are made in Japan.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think they are still pretty big in SEA from memory.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In leafistan, Honda is just overpriced compared to Mazda and Toyota.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its funny cause nissan's longitudinally based architectures like the frontier and z platforms are very much similar to suzuki's design philosophy. Only top level stuff even has leather seats. Everything else is cloth. Now that I think of it, the suzuki equator made perfect sense, cause its almost exactly how suzuki would have made a pickup truck if they had enough funds to build their own.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So secret they stopped selling in America

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Americans are scared of things that are actually capable of going off-road instead of just looking like it does while also having full heated leather and other frivolities

      t. burger with a Suzuki

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they stopped selling because they're unsafe beer can sized cars

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 weeks ago
    [PLEBSPOTTERS] BigC

    The grand vitara is literally the worst vehicle I’ve ever had to work on in my life
    Coolant pump behind the timing cover run off the timing chains
    3 piece intake that’s like a puzzle to remove and install
    4 timing chains
    It’s hellish

  9. 2 weeks ago
    [PLEBSPOTTERS] BigC

    [...]

    >That's the one that mogs the Jimny
    they both do, that one just EXTRA mogs it

    • 2 weeks ago
      [PLEBSPOTTERS] BigC

      the frick you delete your post for
      was for

      https://i.imgur.com/NMDURyF.jpeg

      >Jeep wrangler rubicon
      [...]
      >wrangler is only 30k
      How much is the Rubicon though? That's the Jeep we were talking about, with the front and rear lockers. That's the one that mogs the Jimny
      >Chinese garbage parts
      Not a big job if it fails. I'll just do it again.

      >How much is the Rubicon though?
      10k more, insane deal for how much you get

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the frick you delete your post for
        Forgot to mention about the chinese parts, so I added that bit on the end.
        Wrangler makes a lot of sense in North America, not so much in Australia.

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