Aston Martin

Aston Martin Vantages are as cheap as $28,000. Why haven't you grabbed one? Your impoverished friends will never know you are poor. Car enthusiasts will know but they are gay so who cares.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You could get a z06 for that money

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      God I hate how true this is though
      Edgar did a decent job on it though, not too outlandish

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >take a beautiful stock car
    >shit it up with worthless ricer crap
    Congrats, your $28,000 Aston Martin is now worth $14,000

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >worth
      Get a load of this poorhomosexual

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Well the thread is about larping on a budget so yeah

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't afford it new, then you can't afford it used.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >not LS-swapping it when the V12 breaks

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what's the point of lowering and stancing a sports car so hard that there's no suspension travel left on tires that are stretching past their design limit and 1mm away from grinding against the hideous bodykit?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      dude just feel it it sticks to the corners dude.... *wobbles you around side to side while going straight* just feel the rotation man it's just glued to the road man

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        woah now that you mention it I can really feel it hook up my dude *bottoms out immediately and rips out chunks of fiberglass*

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i love aston martin but i couldn't imagine doing a valve job on a 4V V12, shims for days.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cheapest Vantage for sale in my yuro shithole is 90k€.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you think you're getting a bargain on a car, you are about to get thoroughly assfricked by the insurance and/or repair bills
    Either it needs repairs that are more expensive than what you bought it for or it's so unreliable that the previous owner just wanted to get rid of it and not see the damn thing again

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I was told by an owner I met at a car show, that maintenance isn't bad as long you you have a lift.
    if not, don't bother.
    dude was also a Fernando Alonso fan, so I trust his info.

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