>be me. >be at an important business meeting with a customer discussing our project

>be me
>be at an important business meeting with a customer discussing our project
>my phone rings even though “do not disturb” mode was active
>only important calls can bypass it
>”Good morning mister Anon, it’s LoJack central here and I’m calling because we received an alert from you vehicle with number plate AN0N. I need you to confirm if it was stolen or if it was a false positive”
>my hearth stops, I look at the customer and excuse myself for a moment
>run at Mach 1 outside the building and reach my car swearing and panting
>it’s fricking there where I left it, nothing happened
>confirm to the phone lady that it was a false positive and go back to the meeting
>watch my keyfob
>pic related

Modern cars were a mistake

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you have no tools and have never touched a wrench, LAMO what the is this thread even kys. Who the frick even steals Lexus

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eastern Europeans who disassemble the EV batteries and sell them in the black market

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so what's the point of the thread. There's not a single Lexus with a manual, every single one makes shit power in exchange for reliability. Who gives a frick if it's stolen. Just get another commuter appliance.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, go being a bitter incel somewhere else and leave the adults talk, hush.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        we go for mercs and beemers
        the frick is wrong with you,no one would steal a lexus

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >/>27513501
    Here's your (You) little ass blasted wrenchlet

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >customer, not client
    couldn't have been that important

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’m not American, so it was a client who called me and we were in talk for a big project with the company I work for.
      But this is beyond the point of the thread.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >But this is beyond the point of the thread.
        And the point of the thread being? It's not reddit wrenchlet babble. The frick kind of enthusiast forum is this kek

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >my hearth stops

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is why I drive a Tesla. It has 2FA so it's basically impossible to steal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >”Good morning mister Anon, it’s the San Fernando Fire Department here and I’m calling because we received an alert from you vehicle with number plate AN0N that it is currently a massive blazing inferno. Can you confirm?
      lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's an EV so it doesn't catch fire, unlike Rube Goldberg machines.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It's an EV so it doesn't catch fire
          LOL nice one

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Story?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's an EV so it doesn't catch fire, unlike Rube Goldberg machines.

            The train dumped some kind of fuel. Literally just an every day event here in USA.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >foreign plates
            >USA
            555-CMONMAN

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So open it up and replace the battery.
    >Modern cars were a mistake
    Nobody is stopping you from getting rid of your modern car and driving something from 25-30 years ago.

  7. 1 month ago
    SpecialAgentClaire

    weird, did you ever find out what triggered it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What happened to your balls?

      • 1 month ago
        ProdigalClaire

        Born deformed (ovotesticular disorder), had them removed entirely a few years ago as they started growing tumors after fully atrophying once I stopped taking test and juicing.

        What happened to yours?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          My balls are fine.
          I'm sorry for your loss.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Simply the LoJack transistor had a dead battery and didn't disarm the gps anti theft device the last time I moved the car, so the central view an "unauthorized" movement of the car and called to check since the LoJack sent an alert.
      Now I changed the battery and it's all ok.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh wow, sis. If that were me, I'd need a change my panties after something stressful like that.

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