Boxster

Saw a current gen red Boxster like this and honestly it looked awesome. I know Boxsters get derided as "not a real Porsche" but is that really true?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Columbusgay here.
      Supposedly the owner of the Toy Barn is banned from like half the bars and restaurants in Columbus because he's a cantankerous drunk.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was driven by a 76 year old man, naturally.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >know Boxsters get derided as "not a real Porsche" but is that really true?
    this and the 911 are actually built on the exact same McDonald's strutted platform as the 911

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's a McDonald's strut and why should I care in the current year

      https://i.imgur.com/5VTOKoQ.jpeg

      Saw a current gen red Boxster like this and honestly it looked awesome. I know Boxsters get derided as "not a real Porsche" but is that really true?

      theyre fun and I wouldnt pass up on something like a Spyder

      every wannabe track bro loves shit talking convertibles without realizing they spend 98% of their miles on the street

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >what's a McDonald's strut and why should I care in the current year
        It's what separates rentals from real cars for white men.

        hello seething poorgay, who got cucked by the porsche chad.

        bro your race literally eats cow shit and piss lamo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hello seething poorgay, who got cucked by the porsche chad.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Boxsters get derided as "not a real Porsche"
    What?! Who said that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People since 1996.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the Cayman more than the Boxster, but they're both decent even if they aren't going to impress the "real" Porsche bros (unless you've got a GT4 RS)

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >McDonald's
    >plastic engine
    Built to lease.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never understood the plastic engine meme, what's plastic on Porsches that isn't on every other engine?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing

        This board is just full of morons who spout buzzwords and epic memes because a YouTuber told them xyz is LE BAD

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's also one autistic freak who is going to spam the newest buzzword (plastic engine). He's this board's Arma-tard.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah that buzzword such as "mcdonald" doesn't make sense. He must be overly moronic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And McDonald's on all 4 instead of multilink in the back.

      based as frick. GOD DAMN

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would you pay more for a worse subaru brz?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A brz has 228hp, a Boxster has 300-365hp.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And McDonald's on all 4 instead of multilink in the back.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    911 owners look down on all other modern model Porsche owners
    Cayman and Boxster owners look down on all other modern model owners except 911 owners, and argue that their car is better than a 911 because the engine is in the right place, it doesn't pretend to seat 4, it's a more pure sports car, etc
    Panamera and Taycan owners look down on Cayenne and Macan owners, because at least their car isn't an SUV
    Disclaimer: I own a Boxster

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Truth is nobody cares what you drive, and if they do it’s not worth interacting with them.
      Disclaimer: I own a TTS

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Disclaimer: I own a volkswagen golf
        ftfy. frick automatics.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, I am sure someone says driving MR2 is super gay cuz it is for the hairdressers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >TTS
        lame. the only good TT is fwd auto diesel.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Truth is nobody cares what you drive.
        As long as they’re not personally affected by someone spending unnecessary money on cars. Cheap people understand that someone’s paying for that contractor’s/consult’s flashy car and it’s sure as hell not going to be them.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a Toyota MR2 Spyder, moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish Toyota would bring the MR2 back, and to the US. Even if it were a mild hybridmeme.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the MR2 was coming back? With the GR Yaris/Corolla engine

        It's also one autistic freak who is going to spam the newest buzzword (plastic engine). He's this board's Arma-tard.

        Come to think of it, I'm surprised the word 'hairdresser' hasn't been thrown around in here yet.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >thought the MR2 was coming back? With the GR Yaris/Corolla engine
          Nothing confirmed, just rumors since like 2017/18.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're as much not a real Porsche as much as chuds say they get pussy that is to say, not at all.

    Yes of course they're a real Porsche. Porsche started out with 4 cylinder Volkswagens with fancy body kits. They're more of a real Porsche than the 911. The turbos and 6 cylinders came later.

    Remember your roots, chuds.

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