>Buys $65k truck. >Parks it in the garage, so it's "safe"

>Buys $65k truck
>Parks it in the garage, so it's "safe"
>Only drives it to their office job, 10 minutes away.
>Never takes it off-road.
>Never hauls stuff.
>Never tows stuff.
>Never uses it as a truck.

For $65k you could get an insanely nice car, that rides better, with better features.

Why do burgers demand owning trucks, but never using them for what they are designed for?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A car is a car, but a truck is a force.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      True.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A truck is a car too, moron

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A car is a car, a truck is a truck. They are both vehicles.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          A car is a car, a truck is a car. They are both cars.
          >Car: a four-wheeled road vehicle that is powered by an engine and is able to carry a small number of people.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be europoor
    >Can't afford food
    >Complain about Americans on the internet

    classic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate yurocucks as much as the next guy, but truckoids get the rope

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least that one actually looks cool. Real american metal.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >amerilard thinks goyslop is food
      Keep fattening yourself up like a pig. The israelites owning the hospitals will be happy with your choice.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another truck thread? Can this shit stop please it’s fricking grating

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For 65k I would get 6 decent mileage Lincoln Town Cars.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i bought an old shitbox for 2500 and tear around in it every day i have off just to enjoy driving.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >For $65k you could get an insanely nice car, that rides better
    There is literally nothing out there for $65k that rides better than a $65k truck. A truck like that rides better than most $100k European luxury sedans and SUV's. I would still love to see what you think is an actual comparable alternative.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      inb4 you start replying to yourself again like every other day

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mum he posted again!!!!
        Go lose some more bird wars, homosexual.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the frick you talking about? trucks ride like shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which "trucks" have you driven or been in?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I own an F150. It has a stiff steel box frame. The suspension is made to support a 2000 lbs payload and tow 13,000 lbs. It's not built to move people around in comfort.
          I also have the pleasure of driving a Mercedes S-class occasionally. You do not feel ANYTHING in that car. Bumps, dips, humps, ridges, holes, cracks, nothing, it is pure smoothness.

          What "trucks" have you been that have a "good ride"? lol

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I own an F150
            What year and trim? Even a lowly Lariat rides better than most luxury cars I've been in. A Limited is literally designed to move people in comfort while also being able to haul shit. The new Tundras are also extremely smooth and quiet.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            did those "luxury" cars include an accord and/or chrysler products?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah. All mid to upper trim Benz's, BMW's and Audi's. They all have that stupid German ride quality. A stiff chassis, stiff rubber band tires, stiff "sporty" suspension and hard seats. That combination of things does not ride good.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            My Silverado rides like a fricking dream

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            compared to what?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >having a temper tantrum trying to convince others that trucks ride well

            If you get crying mad trying to convince people something, it's probably not true.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lel nice bus permit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >truggs ride gud
      what is this moronic meme? Trucks have shit ride quality. They are supposed to.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >frick huge rims with stiff rubber band mall crawler tires with off road tread
      >constant loud whirring from the tires
      >feel every bump
      You don't even have a license do you?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm really curious what year people like you think it is.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another nice thing about these trucks is how quiet they are. My 19 F-150's interior is probably as quiet as a Lexus LS or MB S-class on the freeway. The cabs on newer trucks are so insulated from sound it's quite frankly amazing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >F-150's interior is probably as quiet as a Lexus LS or MB S-class on the freeway

      comeon man

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's true, trucks are remarkably quiet due to the body on frame construction.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >trucks are remarkably quiet due to the body on frame construction
          homies really do be thinking like this

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    can someone just kill the truck autist
    this board doesnt talk about Car Enthusiasm anymore its just shitposting truckgayging "DA how do i repair a battery" and shill/spam shit.

    I like CARS. Not trucks, CARS.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truck Derangement Syndrome in full display

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >WE NEED TO PROTECT DUH HECKIN PEDESTRIANS!!!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. All this stupid truck talk made me really miss the "Corvette vs GTR" days. At least the busriders back then liked sports cars instead of these homosexualmobiles.

  9. 2 months ago
    p

    God I HATE this too. Yet another pristine well cared for dealer maintained gently used pickup that will be on the used market ~5 years from now. Some sucker like me is gonna buy it and get a great deal it’s so awful will us enthusiasts like us ever recover from normals ruining our important auto culture lifestyles of image n importancy?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This! So much this. I had to buy a lightly used 93k F150 5.4 for 6k! Damn these people!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The dealers will just sell them to other grills wiling to finance trucks for 14% interest.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are like 10 truggold threads on the catty every day now
    we've reached critical mass and pretty soon normies are going to start pondering the truckold question.
    why DO we allow these buttholes to drive around blinding oncoming traffic and acting like they own the road?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      People like you do not deserve to be able to call yourselves "auto-enthusiasts" this anti-truck shit is so done to death. Go back to plebbit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trucks are overwhelmingly driven by women who can't avoid accidents well so they decide to just hit things better

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Women have good taste, that's why they frick Chad in a black F-150 and not you.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No that’s jeeps

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prime example of Truck Derangement Syndrome, trucks mentally broke you

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >some people think driving an excessively fast car is fun
    >some people think driving an excessively big car is fun

    Simple as. (they're both gay morons)

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Writing is better for taking notes and actually learning. Laptops are for homosexuals who like to play wow in class

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s just an equity thing. You can always be in a new truck and have a lower payment every cycle if you play it right.

    My new duramax is $600/month it’s also a write off for my S-corp.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's called freedom.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor girl, she spent so much on the truck she can;t afford jeans without holes in them.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is why i hope the maverick becomes the new normie standard.US is overdue for a ute craze

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ARGH WHY DO AMERICANS HAVE DISPOSABLE INCOME
    Why are Europoors like this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      europeans have acclimated to basically the lowest possible standard to be considered 'developed'. this is because they were not allowed to do anything during the cold war that the US or Russia/China didn't want them to do

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Only drives it to their office job, 10 minutes away.
    >nice car, that rides better, with better features.
    so why does this matter then? its not like they need to daily drive 300 miles

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what happens when they do drive 300 miles, moron?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        suffering

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. But the sedan doesn't make them feel powerful.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would actually never

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you critique people at the grocery store if they buy things you don't approve of
    >oh no grape jam, that's far inferior to orange marmalade! what is wrong with you?

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Americans when they need giant trucks because they're too obese for a normal one.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >amerilard thinks goyslop is food
      Keep fattening yourself up like a pig. The israelites owning the hospitals will be happy with your choice.

      This. All this stupid truck talk made me really miss the "Corvette vs GTR" days. At least the busriders back then liked sports cars instead of these homosexualmobiles.

      Nobody cares about your opinion, europoors

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