>can't drive lifted truck because people will think you have small genitals

>can't drive lifted truck because people will think you have small genitals
>can't drive old camry or corolla or I'll be called cheap
>can't drive a newer camry or corolla or I'll be called an NPC
>can't drive a miata because I'll be called gay
>can't drive a sports car because I'll be considered irresponsible

So what car can you drive?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Floridanon

    Why do you care what others think about you?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go show your friends and family you post on DA

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they also post on DA

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literal sheep these people are.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp, this guy has an excuse to become a troony for how woman-like he acts

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Carolina squatted truck

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rolls royce phantom

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you considered getting a car for yourself rather than the imaginary people living rent free in your head?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the problem with the miata is not other people thinking you're gay but gay people thinking you're gay and hitting on you
    like yeah sure drive what you want, it doesn't matter what others think but the first time a guy trys to put moves on you cause he just "assumed" you will sell the thing.

    jesus christ and it's not even good lookin dudes either, they're the kind of uggos hoping you'll be the cute one. frick miatas.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get the rattiest fricking run&drive Honda you can find and rice the frick out of it. People will respect you! (lol!)

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >caring what autistic morons on the internet think

    My friend, just live your life.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm...sounds like a bad case of NPC homosexualitis. You should use your bus-pass to get to a shrink.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drive what you want and ignore others. Only a loser cares about others opinions

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's right, you can't drive anything. That's what you get for letting the opinions of others dictate your every move. Grow a fricking pair.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The loudest civic you can acquire but only driven at 3AM or weaving through rush hour traffic.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    [PLEBSPOTTERS] BigC

    there's a war against cars right now, they're trying to make it as hostile and unappealing as possible for you to own a vehicle, they will attack you for any vehicle you own
    you should buy a huge lifted diesel truck and roll coal with it since that seems to be what they hate the most

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Few simple mods

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whoever did that should be shot

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Blame the roo c**t

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I'm the cheap
    Imagine getting overtaken by 2006 Camry that has been tuned to max.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    grandpa-tier GM with the 3800 v6 from the 90's - 2000's

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't drive lifted truck because people will think you have small genitals
    you must have small genitals, people with average or, and especially, large genitals don't think about what other people assume about their genitals.
    >t. 8 inch wiener and f-250

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a lifted truck is basically an ice breaker to get women thinking about your penis. only dicklets wouldn't embrace the opportunity

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well it's not like the average person will call you all 5 of these.
    you actually get to pick which group/stereotype you care about the least, and drive whatever pisses them off.
    i don't think you should care about people who judge you that much for your car. either they're not worth giving a shit about or you're being too insecure.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Corolla pisses off the fewest amount of people

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i don't think you should care about people who judge you that much for your car. either they're not worth giving a shit about or you're being too insecure.
      Uhm, you don’t get to be based

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >So what car can you drive?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>can't drive old camry or corolla or I'll be called cheap
    I would call you based t b h

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>can't drive a miata because I'll be called gay
    Wrong.
    >>can't drive lifted truck because people will think you have small genitals
    Don't have small peeper. Problem solved.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wrong
      gay

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a married zoomer and I drive a lifted 20 year old bright-colored pickup truck with flames airbrushed all over it, and I have a "pornstar" dick.
    Anyway, it's kind of funny/endearing driving around on school days and seeing elementary-school-age kids point and yell as I drive by while they're waiting for the bus.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >civic
    >mazda 3
    >mazda 6
    >audi a4
    >bmw 330i
    >lexus is350
    >dodge charger
    get a lightly used one of these in a nice color (NOT black/white/silver/matte gray) and you will have a nice car but won't look like an npc or like you're really irresponsible

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it got progressively more Black person with each rec

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can drive anything. I dont care if people think im a gay im just going to insist on being just friends after they buy me dinner and drinks and then leave/ghost if they dont respect my boundaries.

    I can drive a big pickup cause if woman accuse me of having a small pp, ill say: can you feel it and rate it against the hundreds of PPs You've played with?

    I can drive an old Camry or corolla cause they are cheap

    I can drive a newer camry or corolla cause no one bothers NPCs

    And I can drive a sports car cause I am irresponsible.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just get good taste

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take the Fiesta ST pill

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gayest shit I've ever

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >manual
        >light
        >mechanical LSD
        >set up to oversteer, moves around easily
        >punchy engine, easy to get to 260ish hp and sounds good
        >fantastic seats
        hurr durr it's gay

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you forgot
          >looks gay
          >you look gay driving it
          but hey, you do you gaylord

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you look gay driving it
            I could drive a pink Micra CC with pride flag decals and dildos taped to the bonnet and still look less gay than you
            Come back when you can deadlift more than 3pl8, timmy

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Come back when you can deadlift more than 3pl8, timmy
            >deadlift
            Holy shit, dude. How much gayer can you be?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >pink Micra CC
            Based color enjoyer.
            OP can go drive something silver and bland as to not be seen

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit car

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit hates it because it's driven by chavs that drive them decatted with pops and bangs past schools down residential streets

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But here's why that's a good thing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The neon SRT4 would be a reddit car then
        Because its the same thing except ford

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just frickin drive what you want bozo

    Or buy one of each and let them cancel each other out

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You? Nothing.
    Me? whatever I want

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you ride a super bike you’ll be considered sexy

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crown vic or 3rd gen Ranger.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just be yourself bro.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I drive a 2022 Corolla hatch.
    It gets me to work and back and it's the car I trust when I cannot afford to break down.

    For everything else there's my pair of 90s Mercedes.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just drive whatever shitbox you get for cheap from friends.
    t. peugot 206

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