Can't stop laughing at how bad this card is. >boom period. This is the modern era's WrestleMania 2000

Can't stop laughing at how bad this card is

>boom period
This is the modern era's WrestleMania 2000

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's bad about it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      all the stories are logical and make sense. terminal adhd makes smarks incapable of enjoying things

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what's the story between Rhea and Becky, Goonter and Sami, AJ and Eli Drake or Logan Paul and Owens and Orton

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        AEW fans are incapable of understanding stories unless they are "I'm the best wrestler ".

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah. they've got stories.
          what about
          >you're my friend and we're all friends
          or
          >hey you can't do that he's my friend
          or
          >yeah that match was pretty brutal, shake my hand, friend.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is AEW just a very shit shonen anime?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        whats the story between knight and styles?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          aj styles is on the gas, aggro, turned heel and doesn't like la knight. Becky won the elimination chamber. Logan Paul caused orton to lose the chamber and owens doesn't like him either. didnt Sami win a #1 contender match to set up gables push? you dont have to like it but being an obtuse contrarian b***hboy is not a personality

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            so "i'm mad for no reason" and "i won a match"
            should win an emmy tbh

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            no one said it should. its just logical. no meds today?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats bad about this card? it looks pretty good to me even if rocky fricked over most of the build

      no transgender wrestlers

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seth and Rhea

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cody is a homosexual. Seth is a homosexual. Gunther is a homosexual. Sami is a homosexual. The israelitesos are homosexuals. Judgement Gay are homosexuals. The whole card is homosexuals and trannies. Rock is having to carry this shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We get it, you're very cool, and could definitely beat me up in a fight.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are the stories?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats bad about this card? it looks pretty good to me even if rocky fricked over most of the build

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This is the modern era's WrestleMania 2000
    How? That was filled with heatless tag matches and didn't have any singles matches. I guess you are trying to say the main event is overbooked but not really, they explained pretty well how they got here and everything makes sense.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We've already seen like 80% of these matches lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's your average raw card with the Rock added

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a little disingenuous. Modern RAW is basically like old Heat. It's all promos and squash matches, with midcarders main eventing. But this is basically an average ppv with the rock added in a tag match.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    6 team ladder match sounds rad as frick until you remember how terrible Paul's tag division is

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      6 teams is too much, there's 12 people in the ring + whoever might interfere
      Remember when they had 10 man Money in the Bank match in WM26? It was so bad that they completely scrapped MITB matches from Wrestlemania cards

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good to me. Good enough to make you seethe about it here.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What looks good about it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The matches and the build. What looks bad about it?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          best match looks like it could possibly reach 4/12 stars max

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Meltzer stars
            It’s ok, I’m fine with not seeing repeated Canadian destroyers and cartwheels

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All TV matches outside of the Rock tag and Cody-Reigns II. WWE is hot and nobody can explain why.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WWE is hot and nobody can explain why.
      Turning celebrities and influencers into full time/part time wrestlers has played a huge part in it.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uhhhhhhh sami has nothing for mania and is ice cold, he'll win a multiman shitfest to fight gunther!!
    >tag titles? what are those? just do another multiman
    half the matches on this card have lazy thrown together angles at best. i can't say i find "my daddy was dusty and he didn't win the wwf title" a compelling story either but the drones are eating it up, so wahtever.
    is this the power of le booker of the year?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how anyone can say with a straight face that Paul is a competent booker is beyond me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Paul is almost as bad as Tony. How does he get away with having no stories for the IC and tag titles?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah and what was business like in 2000 moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont know but im sure they didnt sign their posts like you just did

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what was business like in 2000
      going downhill?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it does feel a lot like 2000 mania. great comparison

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The card with no story...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      none of these matches have a story
      its sad
      the only thing wwe has going for them is The Rock doing unfunny concerts and making the show all about him, lmao

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smarks
    >waahhhh not enough wrestling in the weekly shows
    Also smarks
    >waahhhh we've seen all these already on the weekly shows.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this what's the story shit isn't funny anymore
    you gays need to get a grip, your console warring has rotted your brains

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"bwahahaha aew has no stowee".
      >wrestlemania card is just mindless matches
      >"guys, this what's the story shit isn't funny anymore"

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they remove the womens matches it almost becomes watchable. Pre-Royal Rumble things were looking great, very sad. At least it's not AEW I guess.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thinks mania 2000 was the big Attitude Era mania
    Lurk more zoomie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      WM2K was set up to be a big deal but it has a triangle ladder match that would be outdone twice (SS2K & WMX-7) and nothing else of substance. It was like WM20 being hyped as Where It All Begins Again but if not for the top title matches and the opener, it's a piece of shit card with way too many people on it.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to see this shit. I'll just read results instead.

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