>di-did you just buy a car that costs more than $5000?? >NOOO YOU CANT DO THAT!!

>di-did you just buy a car that costs more than $5000??
>NOOO YOU CAN’T DO THAT!! DON’T YOU KNOW IT’S A DEPRECIATING ASSET??
>YOU NEED TO SPEND YOUR BEST YEARS LIVING THE MOST JOYLESS LIFE POSSIBLE
>YOU’RE ONLY ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN WHEN YOU’RE 60 AND BORDERLINE SENILE

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes your 15,000 corolla is so much more fun than a $500 shitbox

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone seems to have the buyers' remorse

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I look like that and say those things

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what are the social democratic implications of paying for bmw maintenance at an authotized dealership how does this advance the cause of scientific socislism

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're absolutely right anon.
    Your youth is for racking up debt on things you can't afford
    Your senior years are for paying that debt off by slaving away into the grave with 0 assets to your name

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what are the odds you will never have children or even a wife

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >B-B-BUT MUH PUSSAY
        a financer who can only think of sex 24/7,how surprising

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          reproduction. literally the one true purpose you have on this earth. and you're forgoing it, why?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There is no purpose in life moronic pussy worshipping incel, you make your own purpose and live life however you feel like it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            libtard zoomer going to die alone. many such cases.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            everyone dies alone

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what are the odds that anybody gives a frick about what you guys post on this website
        what are the odds that you've changed a single person's opinion in the last 5 years

        he's probably gonna have 17 children you're probably gonna be posting chudjaks from 2019 and talking to yourself until the day they shut this website down, because for whatever reason guys like you can't just let this place go and move on with your lives

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, happiness only comes with being a debtslave. Do NOT live simply and find happiness with cheap hobbies. Stop asking questions and just consume

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cheap hobbies
        cheap hobbies are gay and boring.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're projecting

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >into the grave with 0 assets to your name
      Do you need money in the afterlife or something? Why does this matter?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >slaving away into the grave with 0 assets
      So your daughter who's dating some worthless junky and incel son can get your assets?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >into the grave with 0 assets to your name
        Do you need money in the afterlife or something? Why does this matter?

        what are the odds you will never have children or even a wife

        I know you're all jonesing for it, so here are your (you)'s.
        I will not be entertaining the bait though, get fricked.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically. You won't give a shit about what fancy possessions you have or whatever your net worth is when you're on the hospital bed dying. You'll only look back on your life and try to think about the fun times you had. Debtmaxx and pay off only interest. That's the only thing banks care about anyway, the value of the asset itself is meaningless.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You'll only look back on your life and try to think about the fun times you had
        only teenagers think this. what you'll really think about is your family and legacy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >be old man
        >be on deathbed
        >surrounded by loved ones and children
        >bittersweetness as everyone celebrates your life and sends you off to the next one
        >your beautiful wife holds your hand and asks you warmly
        "Dear, whats you're happiest memory?"
        >man, it sure was pretty cool having an s-class when I was 20

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>man, it sure was pretty cool having an s-class when I was 20
          Yes

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Correct.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A $5000 car is $10,000 now

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he didn't buy a sub-$5k car that's still fun
    ngmi

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hahahhahaha
    seriously though, cars over $5k just aren't for me

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Debtmax chads rise up. All the money owed to bank israelites is gone when you die, then they can take the L.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm conflicted because I've bought 2 cars that cost $10,000 each, then one that cost $30,000, and the most recent one cost me $3,000. It was the newest with the lowest mileage kek.

    Literally do whatever you want, it's your money. If you're a wagie and want to finance yourself into debt with a $70k Chally be my guest, I hope you live it up and floor it at every stop light.

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