>enter autozone

>enter autozone
What are you getting?
>coke zero
>black ice scent can

Thalidomide Vintage Ad Shirt $22.14

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Thalidomide Vintage Ad Shirt $22.14

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just need to dispose if some oil
    >yea it's just oil
    >dump coolant, oil, cigarette butt slurry in their tank

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't pour it down the sink
      ngmi

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not throwing it into the ocean with your old batteries
      DA used to be based

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >le batteries in ocean!!
        take that shit back to r*ddit unfunny homosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This happened recently
      >bring in very full oil can, probably 50+lbs.
      >teen/twink comes to pick it up exclaims"oh shit this is heavy"
      >in the back I hear "oh frick this isn't even oil and it's all over my jacket"
      kek
      Other can was supposedly oil.
      I only remember putting oil and atf in there, but I did used to leave one outside and I think water got in it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >phone rings
        >honey have you seen the cum tank?
        >isnt it in the garage, next to the the oil can?
        >no theres only the oil can in there
        >it dawns on me
        >i just gave the cum tank to the twink at autozone
        >hear some other guy yelling "WHAT the FRICK is this" and "WHERE IS THAT GUY? IS HE STILL IN THE STORE?"
        >sound of doors opening and footspets coming closer
        >oh shit
        >get in my corolla and high tail it out of there

        what a fricked up day

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks for the effort anon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wasting good fuel or heat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not disposing of Oil from the comfort of home.
      The youth are so lost these days...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's Black person-tier stuff right there. Ever heard of "don't shit where you eat"? Why poison your own water table?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Autism

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Black person-tier
          it's science bud

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you’re about 83 liters too late to tell me to stop whiteboi

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's what breathing leaded fuel exhaust fumes does to mf

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not fricking Black folk in the ass
      ngmi

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not having a smudge pot
      it’s literally free heat, just gotta toss a little diesel in it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Smudge pot? More like chud pot, that's so much pollution, bleaugh.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fire=pollution! ugh!
          It pollutes less than a wood or charcoal fire does moron.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >city-gay's never left the city
          You don't eat fruit, do you? If you want to avoid the pollution from smudge-pots, you should probably never again eat anything that came from a tree, because smudge-pots are how we keep orchards warm in the winter. You'd know that if you ever left the house. There are tens of thousands of these burning across the country right this second.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            All of the orchards around me have big fans (thought they were shitty windmills at first) but they are hooked up to propane tanks and they blow warm air over the fruit. When it dips below freezing before harvest

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just buy my Griot's liquids there. Oh and CRC aerosols.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >true north little trees
    >wiper fluid
    >Microfiber cloths

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    doing a 360 and walking out to oreillys or advance instead

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I associate this store with fuzzy steering wheel covers, one size fits none seat covers and chrome skull shift knobs.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coke zero tastes better than normal coke especially if being compared as mix with brandy

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >walk in, ignore greeting
    >walk around store aimlessly
    >give the staff looks, prompting them to ask if I need help
    >"no thanks :)"
    >continue to stare at random shit for 40 minutes
    >walk out empty handed
    Just my typical day out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bum frick, GA?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can of that liquimoly mos2 anti-friction stuff (shoutout to that one anon who recommended it on here), and browse the tool isle for any nicknacks that look cool

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that snake oil?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing. i hate these overpriced israelites.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jb weld
    >shammy
    >3" muffler
    guess who's getting road head on the way home?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A 5q jug of STP 0W-20 and extended life military actually a good deal if you need oil right now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >extended life military
      Filter

      Wtf are these autocorrects

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wtf are these autocorrects
        That's what happens when Google/Microsoft/Samsung/Apple collects data and tries to combine regular English prediction with slang and ebonics. They're all trash. I remember when stuff like Swype was actually good, I would never need to correct for anything but medical, engineering, mathematics, and science terms to manually add to the dictionary.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i've turned off my autocorrect multiple times but it keeps "forgetting". I hate modern technology, there is this vague sense of "frick you" I get from every piece of tech made in the last 10 yrs.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I hate modern technology, there is this vague sense of "frick you" I get from every piece of tech made in the last 10 yrs.
            I blame street shitters and the western brain drain. I'd say it's less "frick you" and more "took a hot steaming shit all over it" instead. "Frick you" looks a lot more like getting screwed over, kind of like the recent divebomb with Unity Engine.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good evening sir. It is punishment for making fun of my people and our ways of doing things. Also programming is very complicated. Autocorrect affects coding as well. We will send out an update next morning.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've typed in actual words and it will autocorrect to something else and then I'm questioning myself if I'm spelling it correctly and have to look it up.
          And oh look, I was right.

          The English language died when "no child left behind" took over public schools and it was easier to lower standards than hold blacks and hispanics accountable for their failures.

  13. 3 months ago
    Johnny RedCOCK

    Never buy those cheap chunk shit universal drain plugs. The handle WILL fricking break on you

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oil and filter

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Out

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My batt tested and charged.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all the employees are busy with beaner customers
    >drop off 6 gallons of used oil at the back counter
    >sneak out without anyone noticing

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >head to back wall
    >no GM coolant in stock
    >no 5w-30 oil in stock
    >turn 360 degrees and walk across the street to advance auto

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ether (starter fluid)
    Denatured alcohol
    Some clear plastic tubing
    Some gas canisters

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Super Autobacs remains undefeated

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you will never shop at a nippo zone and hit on the underage cashier while refusing to speak anything but english
      vvvvvvgggghhhh

  21. 3 months ago
    Greased Geese

    i try to only go there for coolant or belts.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    oil and filter.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no RED LINE oil
      >not even Liqui Moly
      >no Hengst filters
      >not even Mann
      Autozone is almost useless.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mobil 1 is all the base oil you need.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buying oil at Autozone
      It's overpriced, bro.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >walk in
    >immediately forget what i wanted
    >wander around looking at shit trying to jog my memory

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >look around store for ages, cant find what i want
      >'hey do you sell caliper paint here'
      >yeah mate over in the paint section *points to massive wall of paint cans with a big red PAINT sign above it*
      >oh haha howd i miss that haha

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >leave autozone
      >pull into driveway
      >suddenly remember that I forgot to buy brake clean

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skull shifters and skull decals.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nip here. What is the MOST america frick yeah car souvenir I can buy here for gifts in Japan at autozone? Do they sell truck hitch testicles? Rear view mirror dice?

    I am looking at the online site for ideas. Is it normal to sell political stickers about guns and snakes in your car stores?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        On the shopping list, but I don't see it on the site. If you see someone's tiny suzuki kei car with those things next year, it's your fault.

        Thanks. Still have more gifts to buy.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/tE42Cic.jpg

          Nip here. What is the MOST america frick yeah car souvenir I can buy here for gifts in Japan at autozone? Do they sell truck hitch testicles? Rear view mirror dice?

          I am looking at the online site for ideas. Is it normal to sell political stickers about guns and snakes in your car stores?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If you see someone's tiny suzuki kei car with those things next year
          homie i dont live in japan. take pictures and post them here

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/tAQKNta.png

      This is a floor mat?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hit the "Performance" aisle and the checkout stand items, that's where you'll find the most fun, stupid, and distinctly American crap. I recommend something with camo, you should easily find camo keychains, steering wheel covers, seat covers, floormats, rolls of vinyl, hats, gloves, antenna toppers, stickers/decals, pedal covers, trash cans, ashtrays, I've seen camo wiper blades, tissue boxes, rear-view mirrors, sun visors, headrest covers, air fresheners, water bottles, phone chargers, coasters for your cupholders, shifter and e-brake slip on covers, armrest covers, center-console covers, license plate surrounds, sunshades, emblems/badges, key remote housings and covers, heated blankets, muffler tips, seat belts, window rain deflectors, the list goes on.

      "Certain" Americans are huge morons for camouflage.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would just go to Walmart since Autozone is right next to it.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    aborgis abooboo

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    one time I applied to autozone and the manager was some sandBlack person and wouldn't hire me because I'm white. First thing he asks aggressively and rudely, "why do you want this job?"
    it never even began

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wouldn't hire you because you're a lazy, thin skinned b***h. Dude sniffed it out well.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The correct answer is:
        I like cars and the related stuff and I like unloading trucks, doing invintory and keeping stuff in order, helping people to buy parts and stuff. Ill show up for my shift and work.

        Or maybe something about running the register and helping customers diagnose their cars so they can buy the parts.

        It isnt a trick question, they literally want to get to know you well enough to say yes he is worth the hiring, and he isnt just going to slack off, steal parts, autism customers away and ghost

        I used to work at a car dealership working with parts, he was just an butthole

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The correct answer is:
      I like cars and the related stuff and I like unloading trucks, doing invintory and keeping stuff in order, helping people to buy parts and stuff. Ill show up for my shift and work.

      Or maybe something about running the register and helping customers diagnose their cars so they can buy the parts.

      It isnt a trick question, they literally want to get to know you well enough to say yes he is worth the hiring, and he isnt just going to slack off, steal parts, autism customers away and ghost

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    5 quarts of full synthetic to keep in the trunk of an Equus to top off between oil changes.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do you have -3 AN lines and fittings?
    >no?
    >ok I also need some camlocks and dzus
    >you don't know what that is?
    >how about a hydraulic vacuum bleeder tool?
    >clutch alignment tool?
    >water wetter?
    >reflect-a-gold?
    >not even gaffer's tape?
    >what exactly do you even sell here?
    My experience every time I go into an autozone. At least they usually have an oil that will work even if it's not the brand or exactly the weight I am looking for.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Auto Shack has never been the same since changing to AutoZone.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, people actually go inside and wait for the junkie behind the counter to wake up so they can provide them a bunch of personal info just to drop off some old oil? Just leave that shit at the back door

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >starting fluid
    >rag
    >AutoZone seafood boil

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    autozone
    Nothing.
    ice scent can
    Can't deal, slip on the floor and crack skull open.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated post

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know where that exact autozone is.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Marvel Mystery Oil
    Engine idle went from 1100 to 600 rpm. Must've had lots of sludge.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6 quarts Castrol full synthetic 5w20
    >K&N oil filter
    >K&N air filter
    >pack of black ice trees
    >the cheapest tire pressure gauge they have because I lose them very frequently like a moron
    >diet coke

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not having an Oraeilly business account lmao not even trying

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    im getting some of them little packets of brake grease at the counter so i can grease up my pads to keep them cool.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. I buy all my car parts from japanese parts sites or nismodirect. Even my oil is always ENEOS I buy online. Tools? Just the same, only Koken, KTC, etc etc. I would never walk into autozone.

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