fat frick here. will i look silly if i buy a tiny fuel efficient city car? Is my only choice a gas guzzling ram 1500?

fat frick here

will i look silly if i buy a tiny fuel efficient city car? Is my only choice a gas guzzling ram 1500?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We'll need your height and weight
    It's OK, you're an Anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      5ft7 240lbs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you drive a ram, people will assume you have a small pp, short temper and a B.A.C over 0.1

        I recommend you drive a convertible

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'll fit in just about any small car, no problem.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're fine in just about anything but maybe consider something a little higher off the ground, it will make getting in and out a bit easier

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what are you a europeon or something? that's skinny in america.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        HAHAHAHAHAHA

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/VvhrqPc.jpg

        fat frick here

        will i look silly if i buy a tiny fuel efficient city car? Is my only choice a gas guzzling ram 1500?

        >will i look silly
        Yes you will. In any car.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        my homie you need a treadmill not a car

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >240lbs

        Those are rookie numbers. Most of the contestants on My 600 Pound Life that could still drive chose a 2000-2004 Toyota Avalon

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mami cheeked up

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          me on the left

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >5'7
        A tiny car is fine.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Moses from midnight club 2 is that you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick, how can you be heavier than me and I'm a fat frick at 6ft2

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like a fat frick at 6'3" and 190lbs and the heaviest ive been was 220. How long ago did you give up?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop drinking anything but water and you'll drop that 40 pounds in a year or so

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>5ft7 240lbs
        Kek

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          literally me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boy I have another mode of transportation for you.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        least fat american

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know a huge dude that drives an econobox. Nobody cares.
        Also lose weight you fat fricking bastard.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all that hate for someone in the mid-200s
        Guys I’m 5’6’’ and 430 lbs. I currently drive a Corolla and I’m tired of my belly honking the horn every time I get out of it. What can I drive?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          refer to

          https://i.imgur.com/CSrfKJJ.jpg

          Boy I have another mode of transportation for you.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Buddy how did you end up like that

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I got a good deal on the Corolla.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it's a Honda Accord you won't look goofy while saving fuel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My accord gets shit gas mileage

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this

        accords get worse mpg that literal suvs

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What suvs? Hope you don't mean crossogres

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a Smart or a Fiat 500 for maximum lulz when you get out of the car.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How fat we talking?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no even modern "small cars" are enormous, you'll be fine unless you're so heavy you cause the shocks to blow out on the driver's side (I've seen this before)

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe, but why care?
    Imagine sitting on your deathbed and looking back at how you never did what you wanted because you felt like you had to look or act a certain way for others.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being fat makes you look silly and stupid no matter what you're doing. If ot concerns you go on a diet.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a Fiat 500 or a PT Cruiser.
    You'd be extra cool then.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a hybrid sedan. Corolla, Camry, Fusion, Prius etc.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are going to look silly no matter what you drive. Buy yourself some healthy food and take care of yourself. You're worth it.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Consider it motivation to slim down.

    Alternatively don’t give a frick as you drove a skateboard with your knees up by your ears.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is my only choice a gas guzzling ram 1500?
    If the reason you are getting one is because your GF wants you to have one to help her or friends move their belongings or appliances every now and then, then you should NOT get it.

    Any vehicle you buy must have a parking spot able to hold it and destination spots able to fit it. Do not buy a truck because someone tells you that will be handy for THEM if you have a truck.

    First, talk is cheap and misses points due to emotionalism. Get a pen and paper and write down at least 10 places you will be driving to frequently. Then write down 10 important places you drive to occasionally, but when you do drive to them, you MUST drive to them. Next to each place, make an "X" if parking is small or requires parallel parking. Generally, parallel parking spaces are too short for a Ram1500 because you city might resize the spaces for weeny cars.

    Some parking garages, like the one at my hospital, have narrow spaces and trucks must park in a special area for them.

  13. 2 months ago
    s10fag

    Get a therapist you insecure cuckold

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put the fork down fatso

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=9MkGnLNY5vjvuX2_

    Check out this big obese chef driving off in his Smart (at minute 18:10). It's doable and even cool if you're self confident.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >big obese chef
      Mate you're underselling him, he looks like a retired wrestler. But yeah "big man small car" is the gentleman choice, in opposition to tiny beaners driving lifted trucks.
      Also nice mushroom pizza.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The whole episode is quite cool

        • 2 months ago
          sage

          Agreed. Wonder sometimes why Italian sounds so good why Spanish sounds like the official homosexual language.

          I know a huge dude that drives an econobox. Nobody cares.
          Also lose weight you fat fricking bastard.

          There's a researcher at work who's over 2m20 and built like a grizzly bear. He commutes by bicycle and it's fun to look at.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But yeah "big man small car" is the gentleman choice
        Fatty cope.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty certainly sure you're fatter than me homosexual.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    buy some honda or toyota sedan or something

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