Final Solution to the Biker Question

>be me
>crusing 45mph on a highway with lots of turns
>speed limit 55mph
>bikegay comes closer tries to pass after some seconds
>I accelerated to 60, still handled turns pretty well
>bikegay tries again after a while
>I hit the gas even more, doing 70
>bikegay slipped away in a turn and crashed on the ground
>I kept on driving left him injured

He totally deserved it. Speed limit is 55, not 80. If you dare to pass me I will finish the race in 1st position and you will lose your life!

Death to all bikers!

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And what makes you the arbiter of all road rules and regulations? Are you some vigilante traffic cop?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes. if i have to follow the rules so do you. society

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if i have to follow the rules so do you
        but you didn't. you went 70 in a 55

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with vigiliance?

      2nd Amendment btw. I have the right to defend myself. Can be either a gun or a car. Winner stays in front, loser stays behind.
      Amendments may not apply to all countries, just do it anyway.

      What were they riding? Cruisers usually aren't so eager to pass everyone not going 20mph over the speed limit.

      Sport bike gays on the other hand....

      It was a sports bike gay.

      Literally happened to me yesterday

      > Driving on back roads to a place to visit with my gf
      > Realize I took a wrong turn, have to do an u-turn
      > About to do it in a silent crossing on a two lane street
      > Turning left after putting on left blinkers
      > Suddenly two bikers sverve from my left to pass me a few inches away
      > Stop because shits scary, I don't wanna kill anyone
      > The bikers come to a stop as well, walk up to my door
      > Fat middle aged guy in a biker vest, not sure if a sunday hog or some actual MC
      > Starts yelling at me for almost hitting him (Trying to pass me from left while I am taking a left turn on back roads?)
      > Just sit there in silence because nothing happened and don't even understand wtf he was doing
      > He goes back to his bike
      > GF takes a photo of the guy and his motorbike
      > Comes back
      > Shouts me to open my door, hits my glass, kicks my car
      > Nope the frick out and drive away
      Who the frick is passing by anyone on two street roads with 30 mile limit with poor visibility and regular intersections

      Obvious biker behavior.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice larp

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All bikers are larpers.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't keep up don't try and pass

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *Loud pipe noises*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LOUD PIPES SAVE LVIES

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand why they did it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was part of the plan

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Was going too fast into that corner part of your plan?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They lost traction if I had to guess

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >riding too fast
        >come across slow moving car
        >OH SHIT BROTHER
        >manage to swerve but line for next corner is messed up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Any bike's an adventure bike if you're willing to ride it in unusual places.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >riding fast and loud as a typical biker gay does
        >overtakes car on a blind turn (double yellow)
        >can't correct in time
        >boomer biker gays get what they deserve
        Many many such cases.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He wanted to meet god

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Boomers just got to lay her down sometimes.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gay ass bait post Timmy. Posting dumb shit online won't make you tough or get you any pussy.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *Loud pipe noises*

      Is that in deal's gap?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    comes closer tries to pass after some seconds
    >>I accelerated to 60, still handled turns pretty well
    stopped reading there. I don't ride bikes but you can't drive for shit. you're the reason when I'm in my civic I'll drift back first so I have space to accelerate and be going 30mph faster than you before you realize I'm gonna pass you.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STAY SAFE BROTHAS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what are they doing there?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zero gravity

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        RESPECT

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kung Fur fighting

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There needs to be more enforced learning and tests for the bikes. Being able to just hop on and go is what causes dumb shit like this. Europe you've got 2 exams which means you have to learn slow maneuvers and then rules of the road etc, need to take time with lessons to prepare for the exams.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's un-American and communist.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    #GasTheBikes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Race starts now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is going on...
      the motorbike trying to turn left from the right lane?
      Glass just falling after a small bump.
      The bike driver getting turn to dust
      The fricking light blue thingy going in the wrong direction

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        China

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Totally normal day there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All quiet in chinaland.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What were they riding? Cruisers usually aren't so eager to pass everyone not going 20mph over the speed limit.

    Sport bike gays on the other hand....

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day for:
    A. Going under the limit
    B. not moving over for faster traffic
    C. just because

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally happened to me yesterday

    > Driving on back roads to a place to visit with my gf
    > Realize I took a wrong turn, have to do an u-turn
    > About to do it in a silent crossing on a two lane street
    > Turning left after putting on left blinkers
    > Suddenly two bikers sverve from my left to pass me a few inches away
    > Stop because shits scary, I don't wanna kill anyone
    > The bikers come to a stop as well, walk up to my door
    > Fat middle aged guy in a biker vest, not sure if a sunday hog or some actual MC
    > Starts yelling at me for almost hitting him (Trying to pass me from left while I am taking a left turn on back roads?)
    > Just sit there in silence because nothing happened and don't even understand wtf he was doing
    > He goes back to his bike
    > GF takes a photo of the guy and his motorbike
    > Comes back
    > Shouts me to open my door, hits my glass, kicks my car
    > Nope the frick out and drive away
    Who the frick is passing by anyone on two street roads with 30 mile limit with poor visibility and regular intersections

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are both equally in the wrong for not paying attention.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't you magdump?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Who the frick
      Bikegays

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you should have wasted him

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    total boomer death

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He got up & walked away after slamming the pavement with his 300kg bike with a bit of speed, so he's actually pretty tough.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    always cruiser boomers

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >driving 10 under
    >speeding up when someone tries to pass your slow ass because you're an insecure homosexual

    You're a pathetic c**t.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cool story bro, in reality a twist of the wrist in a straight and the guy flies past you at 190MPH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >entire story about how bike can't pass because turns
      >YA WELL IF THERE WASN'T TURNS U'D GET FREAKIN SMOKED KID
      good job moron

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This happened about 20 miles from where I live. This is the ruskie with the truck and trailer that BTFO those boomer biker veterans right? Don't need to wear a helmet in NH btw. Live free or die.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    sage

    fakest gayest larp I've read on here in weeks.
    all fields.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do bikers really?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But who was camera?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do I get enjoyment from watching bikers suffer?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's 100% thier fault

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >and they I out accelerated the bike in a tur...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only good post ITT
      Unless you're driving a race prepped rally car, OP, you're probably not cornering with enough extra grip to take a corner at a speed that a bike would be unable to keep up with, as long as the rider is competent.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the rider is competent
        Buahahahahahah!
        Ahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
        Oh my god, oh god wow.
        That's a good one man I'll use it.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >riding on the freeway
    >Jaguar F-Type R tried to pass me
    >down shift
    >Slightly twist wrist
    >Quick Shifter.png
    >small spec in mirror

    Love me' 1000cc superbike

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fact you made this thread makes me think the guilt is eating away at you.
    (if this is the 1 out of 1000 bikerhate threads that aren't just angry seethegays making up stories)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >if this is the 1 out of 1000 bikerhate threads that aren't just angry seethegays making up stories)
      Do I really need to spell it out for you, anon?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This never happens when your car has loud exhaust and a V8
    They never expect it to not only outhandle them, but be louder than their bike.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good looking doing that to me on my Liter bike, you'd lose a mirror pussy.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    #GasTheBikes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ITT: why DanDanTheFireman should be required viewing until you actually have a few years under your belt on a bike.

      So many of these crashes were completely preventable if the riders had a lick of sense in them. The worst are the ones who are riding double the speed limit who get target-fixated on people who can't tell how fast they're going turning in front of them. Either slow down to the prevailing speed of traffic, or actually use your bike's superior speed and maneuverability to avoid crashes, because if you're going double the speed limit it is your own fricking fault if you're in a crash.

      except this one, this one was just moronation. If you're running from the fricking cops, don't actually stop for a stopsign you dumbshit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >danthefireman
        He's a moron who doesn't even get the basics right, I hated his video for beginners

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >danthefireman
        He's a genius who can even get the advanced stuff right, I loved his video for beginners.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >superior manueverability
        >motorcycle at high speed
        You people are delusional. The whole gotta go fast bike culture is pure fricking delusion.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I assume he meant "we have more places to go on the road due to being tiny" than actually changing direction quickly at speed.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >superior manueverability
            >motorcycle at high speed
            You people are delusional. The whole gotta go fast bike culture is pure fricking delusion.

            A bit of both. A bike can flick itself into a smaller space and accelerate to extract itself from a dangerous situation faster than an SUV making a 90 degree turn onto a road. So many crashes like that happen because the rider target fixates on the car he's rapidly approaching and tries to slam on his brakes, instead of flicking one way or the other. I'm not saying "oh I'm built different I could avoid these crashes" because I'm not so fricking stupid to be riding at 100+mph splitting lanes inbetween trucks; I am saying bikes have natural advantages to avoiding collisions that none of these morons ever seem to attempt to use.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is how I know you're a bus riding, armchair Racer Boy
            In real life you dont have the time to react. It just isn't possible.
            You're a fricking moron.

            >a bike can flick and accelerate!
            When they're already going 70+ mph and are heading straight for the vehicle they're about to hit, possibly and highly likely they are in traffic with very very very limited options to move, and have less than 2 seconds to react in any way,
            THEY CANT GET OUT OF THE WAY.

            Welcome to reality, you fricking moron. Speed kills.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >vehicle that you have to pre-schedule when you turn
            >yeah you can totally do a hairpin turn on reaction going 70 no prob

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >moving into the next open lane to avoid a vehicle turning onto a 4-lane highway
            >"hairpin turn"
            you seem to be wildly underestimating just how target fixated these idiots get. even at their speeds they have enough time to avoid a collision, but they're so moronic and riding outside their skill they stare down the SUV turning in front of them and either do nothing or just try to brake.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do morons insist on us vs them division threads?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      checked
      i don't know, but what does annoy me are bikes that slow right down for turns only to zip ahead on the straights so you can never pass them, and you end up riding their ass in the corners.
      also, is it true that cars can corner better than bikes? i've seen that mentioned here and there on the interwebs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Riding dangerously through blind turns leaves you vulnerable to colliding with whatever is in the turn, and unexpected switchbacks could cause someone to slide out if they can't match thier speed and arc to the turn.
        Driving stupid around blind corners is more forgiving in a car because you can slow easier and die less often.
        Many times suvs and trucks ruin mountain roads by cutting across the center line in turns rather than driving at a speed they can stay in thier lane, and the bike that can corner quickly cannot necessarily change the curve he is driving and will impact the other vehicle almost as soon as they see the bike if they are crossed into the bike's lane.

        A bike able to lean over and designed for it can corner better, but is limited by how soft the tires are and clean the road is. Super leaning soft tires last like 1,000 miles. Tires that more reasonably last 3,000-5,000 miles can lean less without sliding out. Few can afford super soft for daily commutes, but some do for weekend toys.
        And bikes having to plan thier lines makes doing so on roads they know infinitely easier than on roads they do not know.
        You basicly decide the turn and you start it having to know what speed and angle you will use. Your ability to alter your line once turning is limited. Increasing speed is easier than decreasing speed without ruining your turning radius in a turn.
        In a car you don't have to know anything or be in tune with your vehicle at sub racecar speeds and can adjust your curve throughout the turn and slow down easier if needed.
        A bike's tires in a lean is more of planned dance to smoothly track a certain radius without sliding out, in a car the tires stay level and chew themselves up and just muscle through with the outer tires traveling a different distance than the inner tires and compensating through differential and dragging the tire slightly.
        Bikes accelerate much faster than most cars, but also have less rubber on road to brake and slow down.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bikes and truggs.
    Both make homosexuals seethe.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry mate, bikes are the fastest things on the street

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that is until they face actual road conditions, like bumps, water, or turns

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Angeles Forest/Crest gives you plenty of bumps and turns, my guy.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ya bullshit. Every truckoid with a small dick on the road is constantly trying to outpace me on the highway to try and feel like a man. I just drop into fifth leave them seething in the dust. If he wanted to pass you, he would have like you were standing still.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yea.
    And everyone will applaud,
    YOU will be handed a presidential award and VW will send you a bugatti so you can continue to do gods work more efficiently and represent their company to the public.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    0/10 larp

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's simple. If I die then I am released from my mortal coil while having fun. If I don't I had fun.
    Admittedly I ride tame so I must not hate my life enough.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    t. scared to ride

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cyclists are okay in my book but i really loathe bikers with their gay ass loud machines ruining nice country roads

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