>first date. >Ask what their favorite car is. >Um I don't know Mercedes?

>first date
>Ask what their favorite car is
>Um I don't know Mercedes?
>Explain why they're wrong for the next 2 hours

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >girl asked me what car I would get if I could get anything
    >thought she was a normie so gave a normie response
    >"uhh idk a BMW"
    >I can tell by her tone she judged me negatively for that
    >find out she's a car girl, her dad was a mechanic, she drives an '89 Volvo 240 that she maintains herself
    >didn't bang

    Frick is life.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >find out she's a car girl
      Your first clue should have been a girl initiating a conversation about cars.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You dont have to have an old car to be a cargay
        You have to be a cargay to own an ancient car
        Simple as.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"car person"
      >drives some old rusting shitbox
      you idiots seem to equate poorgay with cargay all the time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well she was poor but at the same time was talking about planned obsolescence and how shit the reliability of modern cars is. Her family was just into classic cars especially Volvos. The thing actually ran well. Then here I go saying BMW which is a brand I actually despise and isn't reliable at all, because I wanted to sound cool and rich. Truth is I'm so poor I can't think beyond basic Japanese shitboxes but I didn't want to sound lame and say a Toyota or Mazda. I should've said Lexus, damn.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >automatically assume because it's old it's in poor condition

        >yeah I'm a car enthusiast I drive uhhh a fwd underpowered obese sedan

        >volvo 240
        >fwd
        The tards are out in force today.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you MUST know trivia about my eurocuck shitbox or you're moronic
          how about no

          • 4 weeks ago
            civil engineering stud

            If you don't know then don't spew nonsense about it, moron.
            Here's some actual trivia for you, nearly every Volvo before the 850 was RWD and even some produced alongside it (940, 960, S90, V90). The exception would be the 400 series (440, 460, 480).

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >115 hp
            HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

          • 4 weeks ago
            civil engineering stud

            Doesn't make it FWD, cry more mongrel cuck

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah I'm a car enthusiast I drive uhhh a fwd underpowered obese sedan

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is fake
      >doesnt get girl

      >first date with a girl
      >go through the local clubs and bars with her
      >at some point got blackout drunk and apparently started an autistic rant why soviet vehicles weren't as bad as people make them out to be
      >wake up at her place the next morning
      >she makes me breakfast
      >Asks me when I'm going to take her on a spin on my project cars and bikes
      It's that easy, literally be yourself

      >is genuine
      >gets girl

      pottery.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why they're wrong for the next 2 hours
    based as frick, Mercedes is gay as frick every single model since inception is automatic LAMO

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No they aren't you moronic weeblet ricelet stancelet lol

      Well she was poor but at the same time was talking about planned obsolescence and how shit the reliability of modern cars is. Her family was just into classic cars especially Volvos. The thing actually ran well. Then here I go saying BMW which is a brand I actually despise and isn't reliable at all, because I wanted to sound cool and rich. Truth is I'm so poor I can't think beyond basic Japanese shitboxes but I didn't want to sound lame and say a Toyota or Mazda. I should've said Lexus, damn.

      Kek why are weeblets so fricking delusional

      >"car person"
      >drives some old rusting shitbox
      you idiots seem to equate poorgay with cargay all the time

      Kek, "based," to use the parlance of our times.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ask for opinion
    >claim it's wrong
    Brainlets are not chads

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all female opinions are wrong

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >first date with a girl
    >go through the local clubs and bars with her
    >at some point got blackout drunk and apparently started an autistic rant why soviet vehicles weren't as bad as people make them out to be
    >wake up at her place the next morning
    >she makes me breakfast
    >Asks me when I'm going to take her on a spin on my project cars and bikes
    It's that easy, literally be yourself

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >at some point got blackout drunk and apparently started an autistic rant why soviet vehicles weren't as bad as people make them out to be
      i assume you are about cars and bikes. have you ever seen such a soviet vehicle in person?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, never

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kekd When you think you've seen everything, there comes that one finnish guy who loves the stuff that was already garbage when it left the factory from the guys who tried to take over his country and enslave his people. nothing personal obviously, what i really wonder what makes you think that such vehicles aren't as bad as people think they are. when i compared my '69 Mercedes to Trabbis and Moskvitch built ten to twenty years later on car meets, i always felt for the victims of socialism lol

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Trabis and Moskviches were bottom of the barrel shitboxes for poorgays, why compare them to a Mercedes?
            A KE70 Corolla is an absolutely abysmal piece of shit when compared to my E32 750i BMW or even my W123 300D Benz, but that's not a fair comparison is it?
            Meanwhile the GAZ-21 and GAZ-24 didn't fall too short of comparable Mercedes of the time.
            Sure they're a bit simpler in design which works for and against them, like leaf springs in the rear, drum brakes all around that still use castor oil instead of brake fluid and so on, but otherwise it's not that much worse.
            Rust protection and body panels are of higher quality in my GAZ-24 for example, the interior is much more spacious and solid because instead of the all plastic interior in the W123, it's still all wood and metal.
            Now comparing the GAZ-24 to a Mercedes W210 E Klasse is another thibg as the W210 surprisingly is modern, whereas the Volga was basically the same shit through the years, getting incremental upgrades like archaic fuel injection and disk brakes up front in the late 90s was it when the W210 was already a thing.

          • 4 weeks ago
            civil engineering stud

            >all plastic interior in the W123
            The entire dash is vinyl-wrapped steel, what are you on about?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The centre console, HVAC controls and everything is plastic, mine have completely disintegrated due to age and cold

            Also regarding rust protection, does your experience with the Nova mirror this? [...]

            Yeah it's crusty and I've had to weld it, the Niva is pretty thin and the Finnish road salt armageddon doesn't help

          • 4 weeks ago
            civil engineering stud

            >The centre console, HVAC controls and everything is plastic, mine have completely disintegrated due to age and cold
            Sorry to hear that, also that Volga interior is pretty good. Did they make it plastic in later models? I found some all wood ones and others with the center section seemingly made of plastic.

          • 4 weeks ago
            civil engineering stud

            Also regarding rust protection, does your experience with the Nova mirror this?

            [...]

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >when i compared my '69 Mercedes to Trabbis
            based moron

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Trabis and Moskviches were bottom of the barrel shitboxes for poorgays, why compare them to a Mercedes?
          A KE70 Corolla is an absolutely abysmal piece of shit when compared to my E32 750i BMW or even my W123 300D Benz, but that's not a fair comparison is it?
          Meanwhile the GAZ-21 and GAZ-24 didn't fall too short of comparable Mercedes of the time.
          Sure they're a bit simpler in design which works for and against them, like leaf springs in the rear, drum brakes all around that still use castor oil instead of brake fluid and so on, but otherwise it's not that much worse.
          Rust protection and body panels are of higher quality in my GAZ-24 for example, the interior is much more spacious and solid because instead of the all plastic interior in the W123, it's still all wood and metal.
          Now comparing the GAZ-24 to a Mercedes W210 E Klasse is another thibg as the W210 surprisingly is modern, whereas the Volga was basically the same shit through the years, getting incremental upgrades like archaic fuel injection and disk brakes up front in the late 90s was it when the W210 was already a thing.

          based slavshit connoisseur

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >first date with a girl
          >go through the local clubs and bars with her
          >at some point got blackout drunk and apparently started an autistic rant why soviet vehicles weren't as bad as people make them out to be
          >wake up at her place the next morning
          >she makes me breakfast
          >Asks me when I'm going to take her on a spin on my project cars and bikes
          It's that easy, literally be yourself

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >literally be yourself
      wish I was this lucky. I started to get into cars a lot more since I have quite a bit of friends around me who are into cars as well only to be met with rolling eyes whenever I want to open up any discussion about them

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >expecting a woman to have a favorite car which isn't just (insert nice brand)

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