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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/n/

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Supersport motorcycle dabs on all sports cars.Nimble,quick and fast.

    Open wienerpit is best wienerpit

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to wear a helmet every time I need to go get cigarettes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cigarette addiction in this century
      Go back to the 50s, homosexual!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks to covid a lot of places are now cool with you waring your helmet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      then don't wear one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      then don't wear one

      This, you already demonstrate you have good self control and decision making skills, just get a sport bike (600cc+) and ride it with no helmet to buy cigarettes 😉

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I run bikes off the roads it's my favorite hobby

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lmao bikers are the true enthusiasts
    >NOOO IT'S SLIGHTLY BELLOW 20C OUTSIDE AND A BIT OF AN OVERCAST I CAn'T AND WONT GO OUTSIDE MY BIKE MIGHT GET SLIGHTLY DIRTYY

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >CAn'T AND WONT GO OUTSIDE MY BIKE MIGHT GET SLIGHTLY DIRTYY
      pretty based if you have a nice bike

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve been out since the ice melted off the road. Enjoy your cage lmao. Might aswell just sit on a bus or train

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's funny. I've been out since I got my license 24/7/365 without interruptions.
        Enjoy being a pink smear lmao.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yea but you drive a gay cuckbox that's slow as frick, what the point? Might as well not even leave the house

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's the difference though isn't it? I can leave the house whenever I want and I do. You have to stay inside because it get a wittle wet and wainy.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            brother rain sleet or snow im fricking your shit up. Stay out of the fast lane and enjoy your AC.

            ?si=mWQ2QdITW3g8uGmP

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Stay out of the fast lane
            Nah

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >IM ENTITLED TO MY LANEEEEE
            kek, don't shit yourself when I blow past you in the gutter at 200

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >be biker
            >ride as fast as possible in a straight line
            >collide with the first obstacle that presents itself
            >fly through the air
            >die
            >the Jesus candle industry makes more money

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In a motorcycle?
            Through the gutter full of gravel, weeds, oil stains, and garbage?
            Yeah you definitely don't have a bike

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not the fast lane, it's the speed limit lane. I get that you boys don't know much about anything but we have rules for a reason kiddo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I’ve been out since the ice melted off the road

        brother rain sleet or snow im fricking your shit up. Stay out of the fast lane and enjoy your AC.

        ?si=mWQ2QdITW3g8uGmP

        >rain sleet or snow im fricking your shit up
        Oh he's malding now, look at him squirm!
        You can go around me, queer. Just don't hold me up because you'll be a pink paste under my tires if you get in my way and I just washed my car.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You can go around me,
          trust me I know LMAO

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >trust me I know LMAO
            >he typed on his computer because it's too icy to drive right now
            KEK

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >CAn'T AND WONT GO OUTSIDE MY BIKE MIGHT GET SLIGHTLY DIRTYY
      pretty based if you have a nice bike

      https://i.imgur.com/4DfRXdU.jpeg

      oh no

      Rain gear is pretty easy to put on the back of the bike, and rain gloves can be kept in a tank bag. It's not sexy but it works.

      https://i.imgur.com/E3zxjie.jpeg

      >Have grocery getter
      >And fun project car
      >And motorcycle
      Your real hobby is internet shitflinging, not motor vehicles

      Most based post ITT

      Try to take a sharp off-ramp at 60mph or a corner at 40mph if bikes are so agile then.

      What bike, what tires, what exact corner? Seems pretty doable outside of a cruiser or tourer.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Want to ride bike because it's cool
        >Doing anything on a bike outside of absolutely perfect conditions and situations makes biking lame as hell
        It's unfortunate

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >loses traction on freshly cut grass clippings
    ACK!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Deer (ACK!)
      >Wear gear for less ACKreage.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Y'all

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank God these death machines are being banned left and right.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Have grocery getter
    >And fun project car
    >And motorcycle
    Your real hobby is internet shitflinging, not motor vehicles

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick, you can't have everything, you have to pick one and make it your entire personality

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HYB
      20 y/o Avalon, 30 y/o F 150
      Currently 4 bikes, 1st gen Fazer, 2nd gen Virago, CBR 600 F3 (was project now 95% done) & a GZ 250.
      Need to find a deal on a 3rd/4th gen Manual T/A!

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bikes aren't agile

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      User issue, truly

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Try to take a sharp off-ramp at 60mph or a corner at 40mph if bikes are so agile then.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bro if your cage can do 60 through that curve I'm doing at least 90 and thats MILES PER HOUR. Slow ass fricking moron stay the frick out of the fast lane

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cars have a tighter turning radius for sure, and bikes only really win in being able to pick a better line. That said, you are king moron if you think a bike can't hit that ramp at 60

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Cars have a tighter turning radius for sure
            You have no bike

            ?si=FAcIZxsscyC80dPX

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            keep in mind this thing can also do 200mph kek. Frick cars.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No u. Low speed when you're turning with the handlebars those things turn on a dime, but when you're at-speed and counter steering you start playing a different game

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bro shut the frick up Lmao you got no bike and you got no tools. Come back when you get some cage with 800hp and aero if you want to hang. I mean real aero, flat bottom, diffuser wing the whole 9 yards. Stupid ass

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What's your bike anon?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why do you talk like a Black person, larper?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Skill issue.

            ?si=D8fXPmnDzG1BXqLB

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Damn impressive.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >A go kart can do those courses faster

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ?feature=shared

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cars have a tighter turning radius for sure, and bikes only really win in being able to pick a better line. That said, you are king moron if you think a bike can't hit that ramp at 60

          Yeah, ramps are IMO the best place to practice your lean.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I ride, and yes, a modern actual sportscar easily outbrake a motorcycle, and most outcorner all but the best bikes with extremely skilled riders

        Bikes are faster and more fun, not 'better' in a numerical sense (except acceleration obviously)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Said no one ever

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be biker
    >ride as fast as possible in a straight line
    >collide with the first obstacle that presents itself
    >fly through the air
    >die
    >the Jesus candle industry makes more money

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The absolute state of nobikes

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Y'all want cars
    Yes

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thread full of seething cagies kwab. reminder a 10k superbike can outrun your 100k car you could only afford at norwood 4

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OMG SLOW DOWN YOURE GONNA DIE!!!!

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ^weak cope

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ^limp wristed gay cries about grass clippings on the road and people in the fast lane

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh no

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get killed or crippled because some brown female is playing on her phone while driving her SUV

    No thanks. What bikers don't like to talk about is dick and ball permanent injuries are a big part of motorcycling accidents.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats a thing that happens to harley boomers on cruisers / choppers

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Grooved pavement in your path

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gets killed by some sand in the road

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being this afraid of losing traction. Ever ridden a dirtbike?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People talk about bikes like you're just guaranteed to die.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If DA rides as well as DA drives, then yes they will all die on the bike if they ride enough.
      homies may as well carry a backpack full of flowers and Guadalupe candles to set up their own roadside grave.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >European on-ramps have no merging lane
        >Have to merge directly into your blind spot
        >Still complain about the design safety of American roads

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds pretty badass if you think about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Moms, journalists, nurses... it's always those people

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a C7 and a R1. Sports cars SUCK compared to superbikes I'm sorry you can cope and seethe about how unsafe it is but the fact is my bike can go from 0-180 faster than your ugly slow and gay momentum based "sports" car can get to 90.

    I love my Vette but the Yammy is sooo much better.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't imagine centering you're whole ego around a glorified vibrator that turns like a circular saw

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are enthusiasts going to do when all vehicles are automatics, with mandatory electronic nannies? The way things are going now cars will be eventually forced to all have self driving. Its pretty neat that its basically still legal to manufacture a motorbike from the 20s/30s and only have to meet emissions regulations. ABS isn't even mandatory on bikes in the US yet.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, and I was told V8s would be dead in 10 years, in the 80s

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They'll cry "muh safety" but they also want cars without crumple zones, airbags or seat belts.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Show five posts where people complain about their car having seatbelts

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lurk more newbie

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bikes can't corne-*ACK*

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >video of someone clearly setting pace for the cammer
      >unknown biker passes on a turn with no signal or pass-by
      no, you're just a Black person that ruins the sport for all others involved

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Massive cope, there was nothing wrong with that pass. For all you know the cam car could have been signalling right.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "I'm not mad your mad"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cope and seethe ESL

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he fell for it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I was merely pretending!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >No I wasn't baited

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah no need to act moronic, Buddy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No u

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >slow in corners
    failed the sports use test

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know in america it's different but isn't abs, traction control, quick shifters and slipper clutches becoming more common on newer models of motorcycles? I have a 2001 honda cb250 that still uses a carbeurator and has no abs. The strawman doesn't work because I doubt that bike(the r6) doesn't have rider assist features. OP is a gay. Suck my dick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The difference is car driver aids typically slow you down while bike rider aids help you go faster.
      People complain about driver aids because they're nannies that get in the way. In your example, a quick shifter does nothing but help you shift faster, a slippery clutch let's you downshift harder, traction control keeps more power to the ground (although I've never ridden a bike with it) and abs is debatable but you shouldn't be engaging it while riding normal (you stop quicker with threshold braking). Plus, 99% of the time the new, fancy bikes let you set the level of the aids or disable them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like you're just using tech as a crutch bro

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you're not manual advancing and moroning your timing then you're relying on crutches

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My timing is fixed, thanks for asking.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Leaving performance on the table.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Like I give a frick about fuel economy.
            Nice try eco gay.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Enjoy being slow

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you're just using tech as a crutch bro

      OPs picture says minimal driver assists. Compared to cars, bikes do have minimal assists, most of which are easy to turn off.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont want to die a horrific death you moron Black person

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what is a car crash

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Something you will survive 99.993% of the time.
        A motorcycle crash on the other hand is 20% survivable.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          imagine wanting to live

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >A motorcycle crash on the other hand is 20% survivable.
          The majority of American riders don't wear gear beyond a novelty half helmet, and 1/3 of American riders don't even wear a helmet

          I'm not saying bikes are safe and don't massively increase your chances of dying even if you wear gear and ride safely but the majority of people who die on bikes in the US are astoundingly moronic and doing the road equivalent of lathe wrestling

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's a fair point. 20% is the figure including morons. I had a buddy wipe out in full safety gear and he lived. He's fricked up, but he's alive.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    obviously the people who act like israeli onions homosexuals are too afraid to ride a motorcycle.

    a japanese 4cyl motocylce from the 80s is like 2 grand, and does a 12 second 1/4 easy. these people are all talk, and giant homosexuals.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do bike people have to be aggressive morons with inferiority complex? yes we get it you are like so ballsy for exclusively traveling via suicide rocket, lots of guys like taking risks that's why glory holes exist

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they have to compare their bikes to cars because they wanted a sports car but were too poor so they settled on a bike and gambling with their personal health

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sports car but were too poor
        cope. what sports car would a non poorgay get, a fricking Bugatti kek? Even then, suzuki mops it up to 140mph. The truth is you're a scared homosexual and you have low T.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i can look up what pace the amateur bike racers do at my local tracks on youtube. im at 600 front of the pack pace now, 3s to catch the liters which i will drop when i install aero at the end of the year. thats in an affordable car with 230whp, no weight reduction (class rules), oem aero, and no slicks
          i know people who have bought cars for 10k that run the same pace

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            something like this which is just a c5 z06 with your generic track rat parts and slicks puts 5-6 seconds on your new 18k liters
            driver skill sold separately

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/4FzQVRa.jpeg

            something like this which is just a c5 z06 with your generic track rat parts and slicks puts 5-6 seconds on your new 18k liters
            driver skill sold separately

            Lol sure thing, post those lap times then.
            Because at my local track (an international class track), the lap record for a stock 600cc is faster than the lap record for overall engine size divisions in the improved production car class.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a lil moped but it sucks when it gets cold and rainy.
    Based when its warm out though.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >weather dictates if you can ride or not
    frick that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only have mine for the track. I never take it on the road and don’t want to.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I like vehicles
    who the frick says that? i like cars

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get sneezed on and get ACK'd
    im good tbh

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who doesn't toy with the thought of suicide sometimes? Or, like, most of the time? Okay, maybe some people don't – like the happy scientist girl named Marie, or Jean-Marc, the superstar whom everyone loves. But you -- when the going gets rough, it's nice to think about your little trap door out of here. Do it. Put your finger on the eject button, see how alive it makes you feel -- the freedom of finality. Think of how much they'll *miss* you.

    Looks like you thought about how much they'll *miss* you and the freedom of finality for too long, and now you've decided to actually have a nice day. The train leaves the station every evening, 21:00. Make sure you have a bike and witnesses. That's how macho anons do it.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HURR BIKES CAN'T TURN
    No YOU can't turn

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish there were more stats on the effectiveness on airbag vests. Its true a bike will always be more dangerous than cars but I wonder if airbag vests have any real impact on fatalities and injury rates for non racing/pro/track users.
    Also the average boomer wears pic related, chinese made "dot approved" helmet that barely covers any area of your skull, im sure that has a significant affect on fatalities

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all road motorsports and thrillrides are really just for homosexuals who are too unskilled to make it as pilots

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Airplane races and acrobatics are a type of motorsport.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aint wrong but goddamn. Worked at a lawfirm doing insurance jobs for truckers. the third time i saw a bikers head pop like a melon under a semi solidified the b***h in me, i'll never get on one.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Manual barebones cars are just as cool as bikes. Stop this bullshit bickering.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like high cornering speeds. Two wheels isn't enough.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post your high cornering speed car

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm inna field right now. Would you like a pair of boots instead?

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