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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    LET ME OUT

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lack of skill issue

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek ez pz git gud

        there is literally no realistic way to remove my car without damage

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he is not aware
          lmao zoomies are shit drivers

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >vague posting

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >muhhhhhh pristine plastic painted piece of shit bumper
          who cares, bumpers are supposed to (as the name suggests) bump into stuff

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            if they are, why the frick are they made of some shitty brittle plastic

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Right so you can get jumped by a gang of porch monkeys when they hear what's going on.
            Hate to be a dick, but this is why I always give myself extra space or park right at the end where it's a physical impossibility to block me in.

            I work for a living and am not starting my day like this

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            move out of the hood

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fix the economy.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          A.
          Grab a jack, jack up the rear of that shitbring, rotate the car sideways
          B.
          Grab a pillow, or couch cushion, or a yoga mat, shove it between the bumpers, and push that shitbox out of the way
          again, you lack skill.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No

            Get in the car and hit both cars as many times as it takes to get out

            Extra points for damage on the more expensive car (BMW)

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          you lift it brother

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek ez pz git gud

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you need a forklift
      and a forklift loicense

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't have rear-insurance
      You have only yourself to blame.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        how big is that? about 12 inches?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The C30 is such a nice little car

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        bump

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Id kill for a manual pre-facelift C30. Are they good cars? Are they reliable?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are they reliable?
      it has a volvo engine in a ford chassis

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aggressively knock on your neighbour's doors with a scowl and ask what moron sold them a driver's license.
    The next time you pull up and see them parked, good neighbours always return the favour.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that an 08? and is it manual?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my car, my freedom :^)

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    op, we need an update

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FRICK YOU
    That's why some people buy bumper guards and hang those across the rear bumper when parallel parking. That's because lots of cars parallel park by moving as far as they can go (touching the car in front or behind) before turning the wheel to try to inch closer to the curb.

    https://www.walmart.com/ip/FH-Group-Rear-Bumper-Guard-For-Car-SUV-Truck-Van-Bumper-Shield-Scratch-Protector-Bumper-Pad-Black-F16408BLACK/402718251

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just ask him to move his car.
    >he's not around
    Then steal his catalytic converter if he isn't looking.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    In Paris everyone parks like this.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, and all the cars look like shit.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I wonder why we can't build cars where ALL wheels turn in some parking mode. You could literally just slide sideways.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      We can. We don't because the market doesn't support it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only possible in a non-complex way with EVs

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP are you still stuck?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Street parking
    You explicitly asked for that.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >change speed to 1.5x
      >NYC parking

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