>go to bar. >order an "Irish car bomb"

>go to bar
>order an "Irish car bomb"
>bartender gives me a nasty look without speaking then serves me it with a cold attitude

What the frick was his problem? Are they "not allowed" anymore or something?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about how the time that you he didn't did not want to do?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fbpbpb

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking stroke poster!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This anon definitely has had at least a couple irish car bombs.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Irish Car Bomb and too much raleqtambrobrét = WORST HANGOVER OF MY LIFE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I get this reference! xD

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick off it's better than wojak and frogs

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            wrong

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, no one has even been far enough to decide to even go want to do more like that. Not even OP but they sure got close!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fgsfds

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever had a dream?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      honestly bros, what did he mean by this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well said

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put me in the screencap pls.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        reddit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/mmbAIrK.jpg

      honestly bros, what did he mean by this?

      fpbp is just saying OP is being a brat
      >What about how the time that you he didn't did not want to do?
      >[What about how] [the time that you he] [didn't did not want to do?]
      >[Questioning the cause of next part - an event] [with reference to a time in which you (he)] [didn't didn't (did) want to do?]
      >How about the time when you just did what he wanted and didn't do what he didn't want you to do.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this irish hottie...mentions how the "irish car bomb" is somewhat offensive. compared it to the 9/11. i forget at which point so you'll just have to watch to find it if you wanna hear that bit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      but a 9/11 is just 2 towering beer glasses and you pour a flight of whiskey into each

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        shouldn't it be arak?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao, mutts are so cucked. 9/11 was such a fricking joke.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wasn't laughing when I had to wade through blood and bone in the streets of Manhattan in search of my brother

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus, did you find him?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He was in northern ontario

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Strange. There aren't a lot of landscaping opportunities in that part of the country.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What s terrible name for an airline

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was in so much pain from high fiving my friends from Israel too much.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wasn't laughing when the IRA blew my home town up but hey lets all post in le funny car bomb thread

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            the IRA was right to do it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol nice

          I wasn't laughing when the IRA blew my home town up but hey lets all post in le funny car bomb thread

          ngmi

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          never happened

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're doing that thing when you're thinking about the USA again

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know what was a really funny joke? The 7 July 2005 London bombings. Really funny shit. Doubled over on my side from laughing so hard.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fax homie. I be laughin my ass off everytime I watch 9/11 footage fr.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even offensive because some people in the North got blown up, it's offensive because it earmarks you as a moronic American. It's also disgusting and stupid (curdles, Baileys is weak so adds no additional value)

      It'd be like a human being walking into an American bar and saying "ayo lemme get uh,... finna get uh, lemme get uh one shot of Mickey Finn's in a glass of house red"

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always wonder about the cleanliness of the exterior of those shot glasses.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's 2 Manhattans and 2 kamikaze shots

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can always tell when a post is made by a LARPing American. Nobody Irish is going to care

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nobody Irish is going to care
      Irish people under 50 are the most easily-offended woketards I've ever met.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The irish have become the most woke pussies on the entire fricking planet.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're doing it wrong

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        toasting in an epic bread

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        adding in images is cringe. enlarging ones that were posted in the thread is acceptable though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not using darkmode

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to bar
    stopped reading there

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They suck because morons like you always make a mess.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      With the vomiting...
      Call them cement-mixers for a reason.
      I'd buy them for the Merchant Marines at like 12:30, they gotta get up by five.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cream in beer?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have to drink it quickly

      You know what was a really funny joke? The 7 July 2005 London bombings. Really funny shit. Doubled over on my side from laughing so hard.

      for me, it's the bombing of the city of london

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        uuggghhh

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also, the Palestinians killing all the israelites a few weeks ago. Absolute riot.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          For me, it's the Ukrainian civilian executions by the Russian army during the special military operation. Very underrated.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't follow Ukraine war.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guinness

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to bar
    >order an "Irish car bomb"
    >bartender gives me a nasty look without speaking then blows my car up

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally took this photo from the wikipedia page where it says "The name is considered by many to be offensive, with many bartenders refusing to serve it.[6][7][8]"
    frick off OP you're a stupid c**t making a dumb thread for attention and i hope you fricking eat shit

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw walk into a swill-o-rooly hoot and tootie (or public house to yanks) and order a nasty-shasty arse in a blasty (irish car bomb) and the tugger rugger pinty plugger (bartender) gives me the olde rude lewd soz i call the constable (sheriff) to come roundabouts and clap the plastic paddy (non GMO mick) in irondownees (cuffs)

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had the same experience when trying to order a "Hitler was Right" at my local bar the other day. Now I feel awkward going back.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >same experience
      But OP got his drink in the end, what drink did they give you?

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Irish car bomb" is very old fashioned. It's been recently updated to "Irish Housing for scumbag foreigners Bomb"

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a kids drink and a frat boy drink. It's midori sour for boys.
    It could have been worse. You could have asked for a blender drink

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a new and gay name for it which i forget, like an irish dunker or some shit, since car bombs refer to political violence and society works on ChatGPT rules where any reference to harmful acts is forbidden

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why not just ask the bartender?
    maybe he didnt like your face.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >decide to go to bar to save money on drinks
    >walk into bar
    >there are no attractive women in sight, only fat dudes in their late 40s
    >order cheapest shot available
    >bartender gives me a cup and pours it halfway full with lukewarm whisky
    >it tastes like shit
    >notice she overpours every single drink (drinks are 95% straight liquor with a few drops of mixer)
    >she makes no attempt at conversation
    >she gets several orders wrong
    >sipping my 3-in-one shot of whisky
    >get tired of my throat burning
    >ask for a glass of water
    >mix the whisky with the water
    >it still tastes like shit
    >it takes me over an hour to get through one drink
    >say "frick this" and cash out
    >one shot was $9 + tip
    >2-3 days later
    >test positive for covid
    Yeah frick this shit, I'm never drinking at a bar again. One bottom shelf drink before tip costs the same as a 750ml handle of liquor.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol bars are disgusting

      Kava is better

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        hahaha have a nice day man. seriously.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >decide to go to bar to save money on drinks
      what made you think this was true? is food cheaper at a store or a restaurant?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A large amount of the population is in fact stupid enough they think this.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        if the bar gives you triple pours like op's did it might actually be a good deal

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          a triple pour is not enough to be cost effective. holy shit man.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm literally sick, moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      good news, no one cares anymore

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S THE COLD YOU FRICKING MORON
      THOSE "COVID" TESTS TEST POSITIVE HALF THE TIME WHEN YOU DIP THEM IN ANYTHING
      NEWSFLASH YOU FRICKING MORON A COLORED STICK CANNOT TEST YOU FOR A VIRUS
      GODDAMN IDIOT

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a colored stick
        im genuinely surprised you can remember to breathe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I call 'em Lavon affairs

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Natives don't drink it
    We've also moved on to torching immigrant housing, carbombs were more prevalent in the 1980s

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been thinking of starting going to a bar or pub on a rather regular basis so my antisocial ass gets out a bit more, any advice? I already know not to go with the purpose of finding someone but rather to just chill which is more my thing anyways. I’d only have a Guinness or something else easy at most too.
    t. just about 25

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