Got drunk and brought a 93 suzuki alto 690 cc (!) 5speed manual kinda morning.

Got drunk and brought a 93 suzuki alto 690 cc (!) 5speed manual kinda morning. Cost equivalent of 550usd, runs and drives.

What should I do with it? I'm thinking I'll cut the springs spray bomb it black and rice it the frick out, plus add shag carpet and basically mack on the honeys in my supercar.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leave it alone please

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ricing will continue until morale improves

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn your life is boring.

      based

      Do they make TE37s that small for it?

      based

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Big rear wing, big front lip, bosozoku style exhaust tips, underbody lighting
    Go classy with her

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exposed oil line hanging out the grill.
      Pig fat fenders and side skirts.
      Over sized diffuser sticking way out back.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its called daewoo tico

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What should I do with it? I'm thinking I'll cut the springs spray bomb it black
    Lowering and wheels sounds cool but I'd steer away from black bodywork. Dark colours don't suit, maybe paint the bumpers white or do a tofu panda scheme. But definitely remove the nasty plastic wheelcovers and the mudflap/gravelguards.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick that car looks sick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >remove the nasty plastic wheelcovers
      good point, painted steelies are the shit

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shag carpet, keep it stock looking and put a beefed up engine in it

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cut the roof off.
    Cut the springs.
    Hentai stickerbomb

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's 800cc, also base for the Matiz that replaced it

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Gears

    If you want to have something truely unique, resotre it to show-room condition. There can't be many good ones left.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do they make TE37s that small for it?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    give it the mullet treatment, spray paint random shit in the back half and leave the front clean

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm thinking I'll cut the springs spray bomb it black and rice it the frick out, plus add shag carpet and basically mack on the honeys in my supercar.
    why would you ruin a perfectly usable vehicle you fricking moron
    have a nice day and give the car to someone with more than 3 brain cells please

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cos it was 500 bucks and I already have 2 cars. Why not make something fun and unique?

      In my country these cars are just seen as old pieces of shit nana cars. Nobody realizes how cool they are, only me.

      The ricing will continue until morale improves. Already brought black rattlecan paint.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Keep it vaguely stock and use it as the butt of a myriad of canned "my car is shitty" jokes.
        Offroad it.
        Use it to haul shit in the back.
        Use it to get groceries to keep miles off your good cars.
        Look angry every time you drive it, like literally the most disgusted contemptful look you can muster.
        Tint the windows, put subs in it and blast EDM at a gas station.
        Pick up women.
        Get either no tickets or all the tickets.
        Set a top speed record for your particular model. Bolt on some DIY plastic aero to improve the top speed.
        Park the car in the ghetto with the doors unlocked with no fear of it being stolen.
        Drive.
        Rice out the interior to make it incredibly comfortable.
        Tinker with it. Add some loony shit like a throttle body going from the exhaust back to the intake. Add EFI. Give it two-step and launch control. Install a racing pedalbox so you can heel-toe.
        Roll it over 14 times and die horribly.

        >fun and unique
        making whistlindiesel rice rockets is neither fun nor unique. having a shitbox is fun and unique

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Already brought black rattlecan paint.
        keep us posted OP
        also
        this

        Keep it vaguely stock and use it as the butt of a myriad of canned "my car is shitty" jokes.
        Offroad it.
        Use it to haul shit in the back.
        Use it to get groceries to keep miles off your good cars.
        Look angry every time you drive it, like literally the most disgusted contemptful look you can muster.
        Tint the windows, put subs in it and blast EDM at a gas station.
        Pick up women.
        Get either no tickets or all the tickets.
        Set a top speed record for your particular model. Bolt on some DIY plastic aero to improve the top speed.
        Park the car in the ghetto with the doors unlocked with no fear of it being stolen.
        Drive.
        Rice out the interior to make it incredibly comfortable.
        Tinker with it. Add some loony shit like a throttle body going from the exhaust back to the intake. Add EFI. Give it two-step and launch control. Install a racing pedalbox so you can heel-toe.
        Roll it over 14 times and die horribly.

        >fun and unique
        making whistlindiesel rice rockets is neither fun nor unique. having a shitbox is fun and unique

        and this

        make it the ultimate winter beater
        >fully clean and treat the underside so you drive up fricking salt dunes
        >get the highest quality silver battery you can get
        >replace the starter just for giggles
        >keep the skinny wheels, utterly mog SUV drivers that think their cars wide wheels can handle snow
        >have the inside detailed
        >have the outside detailed or resprayed at a professional level, better yet give it a TVR style paint job
        >stupid bright LEDs all round, replace every fricking bulb
        >shag carpet
        >comfy seats

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just drive it bro.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it big enough to have sex in? Designated mobile sex cave.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seats will go flat. A poncho is big enough to have sex in if you're in the mood.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make it the ultimate winter beater
    >fully clean and treat the underside so you drive up fricking salt dunes
    >get the highest quality silver battery you can get
    >replace the starter just for giggles
    >keep the skinny wheels, utterly mog SUV drivers that think their cars wide wheels can handle snow
    >have the inside detailed
    >have the outside detailed or resprayed at a professional level, better yet give it a TVR style paint job
    >stupid bright LEDs all round, replace every fricking bulb
    >shag carpet
    >comfy seats

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      please OP, make this happen. Don't get your car modification ideas from ricegays or rednecks

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Skull shift knob
    b2db.mp3

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Use it as micro truck that hauls your beer and tools around.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spray bomb it black and rice it the frick out, plus add shag carpet
    trailer park behavior

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a trailer park car.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hayabusa swap

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