have you ever antagonized the people in a car wreck that caused massive traffic?

haven't myself but whenever traffic is shut down to one lane i always get the urge to honk at and flick off the people at the front who caused it through their idiocy. after all, at least one of them had to have been a moronic moron who caused the wreck and needs to be made aware of how they ruined everyone's commute and made them late to their destination

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i get the 44oz big gulp gas station styrofoam cups and always get the generic brand fruit juice, not only does it fill my body with carcinogens and microplastics to get me off this planet sooner, but the cups come apart the second they hit anything relatively hard, and the generic juice is the stickiest, you have to wash your clothes by themselves with like tide, and take a shower to get it off your hands and out of your hair, ie, the perfect nonlethal annoyance weapon to throw at morons. most places you can get a 44oz cancer bomb for under $2

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have you ever antagonized the people in a car wreck that caused massive traffic?
    once when I lived in Baltimore a woman honked at me from behind so I gave her the finger. She got mad and gave me the finger too and started pounding on her steering wheel. We were both having a bad day.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes, on Long Island I was driving into work in Manhattan on the express extremely early in the morning, like 4am. there was very little traffic. out of nowhere a yellow brz decided to weave between me and a car in the next lane, nearly clipping both of us. I was annoyed but shrugged it off. about 10 miles later traffic was backed up. there was an accident in the right lane, the brz and whatever car they plowed into. rolled down my window and yelled "dumb frick" and laughed maniacally.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >out of nowhere a yellow brz decided to weave between me and a car in the next lane, nearly clipping both of us.
      So you were in a passing lane not passing and you're mad that someone got pissed by your behavior and made a bad decision?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, I was in the right lane. other car was in the center lane. left lane was unoccupied.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who was in the wrong here?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NOBODY CAN OVERTAKE ME
      vs
      >I HAVE TO BE FIRST

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the van did nothing until the raptor pushed them into the median, the real villain is the leading truck going 5 under the limit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the real villain is the leading truck going 5 under the limit
          kys, homosexual insect

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ahhhhhhhhhhh i'm going insane! i have to catch the light!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          beautiful, hopefully the crossover driver died

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oof, that's gotta hoyt

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's some good shit right there

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          beautiful, hopefully the crossover driver died

          oof, that's gotta hoyt

          https://i.imgur.com/47SyqnM.jpeg

          That's some good shit right there

          Survived, no injuries. happened in nassau county NY. Corner of mill road and peninsula boulevard in Hewlett. Driver is heading east on peninsula

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm so DISAPPOINTED

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >~~*Hewlett*~~
            >driving a nu-Outback
            Had to be a member of the ~~*tribe*~~

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Red truck needs a bullet in his head

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black truck completely oblivious to what is happening 5 feet behind him.

      lmao do ppl in the far left lane ever check thier mirror? Like ever?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would they ever do that?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, it seems like they were the ones blocking the left lane, not the SUV the red truck wrecked into.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And this, kidd-os, is why you don't antagonize others on the road over ego. One mistake and you'll be standing next to the person you almost killed for some time.
      What do you think the guy in the truck opened with to the grandma taking her grandkids to mcDs? "The weather sure is crazy today, eh?"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      red truck had an entire shoulder to overtake with what the frick was he thinking

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are truckolds really even human?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Red truck, see these same morons every day and they never get anywhere, wish I could show them my mom compared to these morons

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      red pick up truck ALWAYS means that guy is a mental midget anger issues. Every time.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >BEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEP
    >DO IT homosexual

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd do the same

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah fellow BC bro.

      Ok, to be on topic, I stay away from the right lane on highways unless I'm passing but on normal streets, I'll go reasonably fast but people behind me always have the urge to change lanes and then try to cut me off for some reason, I can always predict when it'll commence so I'll actively go out of my way to block them and force them back behind me lol.

      There was another time when a bimmer besides me wanted to go infront of me during a traffic jam, this is 2 lanes with no zipper merge, I absolutely refused to ket him in, he tried several times but I drive shitbox and do not care about it, he was blocking the cars behind hi. In a bid to go in my lane, he eventually fricked off lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >5 lanes merge into 2 so the cops can tell the goyim that he has to keep paying taxes and stuff
      >traffic slows down to a crawl due to the constriction
      >you're legally required to slow down for stopped emergency vehicles anyway
      >THOSE DAMN DRIVERS WERE SLOWING DOWN JUST TO GET A BETTER VIEW

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah every time i pass an accident and the people are standing outside their cars i say loudly in a very sarcastic tone 'nice going!' and it always gives me a good laugh haha btw i don't actually do this but you can imagine how funny it'd be if i did hahaha.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, thank God. Although I've come very close. I have a short temper, but I e gotten a lot better at letting things go because road rage is always moronic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know what's fricking funny, though? It's not, it's not moronic. One little oopsie and I'm dead or worse, man. People act like I'm the one with the attitude problem as they flagrantly brake rules and pull 'quick little movesies' as if I wasnt just the one who kept me alive or at least my life unfricked for now.

      I'm fricking so mad at folks unwilling or unable to really acknowledge the gravity of the situation on the road.
      We're all seconds from death and they have the balls to tell me to calm the frick down.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        calm down

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's unreasonable to accept unreasonable behavior

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Antagonize the rush hour low speed ding homosexuals that are capable of moving to the shoulder but decide to block a lane

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i always consider it but am terrified of getting in an accident myself because i look away from the road in a traffic scenario

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://streamable.com/wfnz8
    happened in canada apparently. dunno much else about it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what compelled me to follow a link here, but damn I laughed.
      Aaaand picrel is why you should always keep your eyes on the road.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek. i think you can actually hear him screaming/yelling as well. whether it's in pain, or anger, who knows.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good video, wemb here

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  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wh-what's up with truck drivers these days?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should've followed and filled his truck with the pepper spray. Make him air it out for a week before he can drive again.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sat in about a extra half hour of traffic than usual one day and i was wondering what the problem was. The construction brought 4 lanes down to 3 and a little further down someone rear ended someone else and they were just standing there looking at their phones. I was so pissed I rolled down the window and yelled at them to get the frick off the freeway and I get this completely astonished look from the chick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some fricking Black person hit me in Philly, and even though both cars were driveable and I already had moved to the parking lot, he was refusing to move. (And to give me his insurance info, literally never did, still dealing with trying to get it from the cops rn a month fricking later) Like I'm tryna take pics in case he bolts and everyone's yelling and honking and chimping out and I'm straight up hollering at him red in the face to MOVE THE FRICKING CAR, told him it was his legal obligation.
      Dude was a total dick when the cops showed up like 40min later, lol

      Exit to I-95 was blocked off by two cars sitting like ducks from a collision literally an hour ago, wasting me a good 10 minutes to go home. Yelled "GOOD JOB Black folk, KEEP IT UP!" after stopping and giving them both birds before speeding off.
      Fricking hate inner city shitskins so fricking much.

      Unironically is turning me back into the racist I was raised to be.

      no, I was in the right lane. other car was in the center lane. left lane was unoccupied.

      Yeah ok then frick that guy to hell and back

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Some fricking Black person hit me in Philly, and even though both cars were driveable and I already had moved to the parking lot, he was refusing to move. (And to give me his insurance info, literally never did, still dealing with trying to get it from the cops rn a month fricking later) Like I'm tryna take pics in case he bolts and everyone's yelling and honking and chimping out and I'm straight up hollering at him red in the face to MOVE THE FRICKING CAR, told him it was his legal obligation.
        Dude was a total dick when the cops showed up like 40min later, lol
        when I was 17 I rear ended a mexican lady in a new base model chevy trax. It was a really minor accident (she braked hard for traffic and my junk ass honda couldnt stop fast enough). her car was undamaged and mine had a slightly fricked up bumper and cracker headlight. Anyways I pulled to the side just after it happened and she just stayed completley still in the middle of the road. Keep in mind this was rush hour on a road with only one lane so she had like a mile of tratfic lined up. She refused to day anything to me when I asked her multiple times to pull to the side of the road, and her daughter only said to me "this is a new car" and they just sat there for like 20 minutes. Then when the police came through, they got her to move off the road then she lied to them about me and they believed her. Had to spend every dime i made just for a laywer so that i didnt get any points on my liscense for it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shit like this is why I have no problem doing hit and runs

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Exit to I-95 was blocked off by two cars sitting like ducks from a collision literally an hour ago, wasting me a good 10 minutes to go home. Yelled "GOOD JOB Black folk, KEEP IT UP!" after stopping and giving them both birds before speeding off.
    Fricking hate inner city shitskins so fricking much.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will completely ignore it and accelerate as much as the car in front of me will allow because I don't give a shit, I'll only be somewhat disappointed if the accident inducing the traffic didn't demolish the vehicle.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, shame they were dead so couldn't hear me.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, but I’ve definitely caused massive car wrecks by fricking with dipshits in coal rollers.
    Brake checking is a fun and legal thrill.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one time i saw a girl rear end someone in a really moronic and easily preventable way while going to the store. On my way back i saw the crash still there and yelled "DUMBASS" at her. otherwise i havnt done anything of the sort

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have begun carrying a clown horn in my door pocket. The tone is deeper than I'd prefer but the volume is great, if you point it at your face it's right on the edge of hurting your ears. I honk at people.

    https://www.amazon.com/Coolrunner-Classic-Loudspeaker-Vehicles-Bicycles/dp/B07S3Z4FR7

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Told a fender bender couple that they're fricking blocking the a lane and they need to pull off to a parking lot if no one was injured.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never said or done anything but most the times I have an urge to do so, 40 fricking minutes in a traffic jam on the highway with bumper to bumper traffic because some fricking bozos didnt know how to properly drive and/or obey the law... thanks san antonio, texas. Stupid dumb trashy people... frick I want out this place ASAP.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      op here and i appreciate this post because i live in san antonio and made it after this exact scenario happened earlier that day lol

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nah because that was me one time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did you feel bad about causing a traffic jam that made thousands of people late and ruined their day?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a bit but i cleared my car off the road pretty fast

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just what the frick is their problem?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Last week on I-75 there was a white sedan (Chevy I think) that rear-ended a Kia Telluride, the ultimate NPCmobile with Ont*rio plates driven by a Boomer, when I went passed them I yelled at the Boomer "That's what you get for going 50 in the left lane!" and he just frowned at me

      Illegals who are afraid of getting ICE'd from a traffic stop and think going 10 under in the left lane won't draw attention

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't even hear you. He was just thinking about which credit card he would use for the down payment on a brand new Kia later that day.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Florida has laws which allow for the most-public disclosure of legal documents compared to other states. That's where 'Florida man" comes from.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I usually do it against firefighters who take up too many lanes. And scream move your frickin truck and I do it to police officers when they are doing doing escorts for big machinery and purposely take a 2nd lane on a 3. Or 4 lane highway. Slowing traffick to a. Crawl. I lay on the horn for 20 expounds at a time frick these people I actually work for a living

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