>Hello dealer?

>Hello dealer? Yes I’d like to purchase a 500hp V12 Dodge Mustang Challenger Camaro with the Steve Harvey performance package, recaro bucket seats, carbon wheels, ceramic brakes, 0-60 in 2 seconds 400 mile top speed
>What do I want to use it for? To drive at the 70mph (110km/h) speedlimit on the highway

Why is the Usa like this?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you ever actually drove in the US people typically do 10-20 over the limit. compared to the rest of the developed world the cops there don't give a shit for the most part

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/7yFHvn8.jpg

      >implying I drive the speed limit
      Had a cop catch me doing 100mph on a 50mph backroad. He flashed his lights to tell me to slow down and that was it. There's lots of great driving in the US and you can get away with A LOT if you're careful.

      Any 4 cyl shitbox can go 100 Mph. even crossovers.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do 100mph in a cx5 around the corners in that photo and post results.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        After an hour, sure

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No you floor it for less than a minute and you go over 100 Mph. Heres for a 20 year old Subaru forester with the regular N/A 4 cylinder.
          0-20 mph (s):
          2
          0-30 mph (s):
          3.1
          0-40 mph (s):
          4.3
          0-50 mph (s):
          6.7
          0-60 mph (s):
          8.9
          0-70 mph (s):
          11.6
          0-80 mph (s):
          16.1
          0-90 mph (s):
          21.2
          0-100 mph (s):
          28.1
          0-110 mph (s):
          44.1

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people typically do 10-20 over the limit
      so people "typically" do speeds lower than some european countries posted speed limits.
      Why does every grocery getter on the market in america have 300+ horse then?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why does every grocery getter on the market in america have 300+ horse then?

        So that average size Americans (picrel) can get their family over a hill without redlining and blowing up

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The highest posted is 130 kph which is 80 mph, moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >usa
      >developed world
      Lay off the drugs sonny

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your country exists at the pleasure of the US.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You spelled ~~*overlords*~~ wrong, slave.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your country exists at the pleasure of your overlords.
            You're right it does sound better and is more accurate.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cars with this aesthetic?
    Maybe the E65?
    Thunderbird?
    XLR?
    C140?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying I drive the speed limit
    Had a cop catch me doing 100mph on a 50mph backroad. He flashed his lights to tell me to slow down and that was it. There's lots of great driving in the US and you can get away with A LOT if you're careful.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which state was this? Doing 100 in a 50 and not getting pulled over for it is extremely rare, don't make it sound like it's the norm

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        if it's 3am and you're on a road not near any houses, the cops really don't care in most places

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was in Northern NH, in the mountains. Awesome driving up there.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Appalachiachads report in

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why don't they just do this to save on a mile of road?

          • 2 months ago
            TooZ

            Because then you couldnt hit the rest stop [as seen in the picture] for a photoshoot and a gay blowjob.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing wrong with accelerating really quickly to the speed limit

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello, dealer? Yes, I'd like to purchase a huge piece of shit.
    >Say no more.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I drive a C8 and ive gone like 140mph on the highway before. Gotta wake up early or stay up late on a weekday to do that without getting tickets lol. Also like to hit twisties 2x the speed limit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m on the market for a C8 as a daily

      Do you think putting 50-60 miles per day is a bad decision? Gas will probably kill me im assuming.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gas will probably kill me im assuming.
        Post nose

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          As long as he doesnt drive this he should be fine

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >50-60 miles per day
        holy shit FIX YOUR LIFE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't run a radar detector?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you don't run a radar detector?
        No and no tickets in the past 10 years. I do plan on buying one soon.

        I’m on the market for a C8 as a daily

        Do you think putting 50-60 miles per day is a bad decision? Gas will probably kill me im assuming.

        I daily mine and have 6k miles in 6 months. No regrets. Gas is kinda expensive, but fck it. I love driving it.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand it either. You are not allowed to use half of the car on public road. 2-3 seconds with the pedal down you're in reckless driving territory.

    The worst part is how these companies now gatekeep styling queues behind high price points which are usually associated with big engine. You cannot tell me any base model look better than their zl1/hellcat/dark horse counterpart.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2-3 seconds with the pedal down you're in reckless driving territory.
      yes

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Before I bought a 500 horsepower muscle car I was an autistic incel. Now I get tons of pussy every day all thanks to my car.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      studies show driving a fast car increases testosterone and commuter cars turn you into a sissy

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because we aren't a nation of Gay Communist Peons with no money. Wahhhh why do people own fast car?????//??? Shut up.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      His point is "take it to a track" you fricking homosexual.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol yeah, drive 3 hours to a race track and pay money to drive your own car for 5 minutes, sounds awesome. yOu frickinG homosexual!!!!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was his point, I was only explaining it to your moronic brain. Take your disagreement to him, and you Cold War fixation to the nearest psych ward. You fricking homosexual.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            DURRRR YOU NEED A HELMET AND A LICENSE TO DRIVE HERE SIR!!!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          any decent track day will have at least 1 hour of track time, if not 3+ hours
          5 minutes of seat time is autocross shit lol

          and you are paying money to rent the track, it's not free use commie

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Racing License is required
            >Book 3 months in advance
            >moron in a BMW side swipes you

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Racing License is required
            no (although there are "open" test days where they will want you to have a racing license)
            >Book 3 months in advance
            registration is typically open up to 1 week prior to the event, although spots may fill up before then
            >moron in a BMW side swipes you
            there is such a thing as track day insurance

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I am wrong. I should hit up a track soon.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            License is required
            so get one?
            what?
            you can't drive?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Oi you got dat loicense to race??

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            in a BMW side swipes you
            I thought we were talking about race tracks and not the road

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are honestly right though, track days are cool. I am being a homosexual, to a certain extent.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Despite having dumb draconian speed limits the US is also frickhuge and enforcers are sparse. We don't have speed cameras on our highways and country roads, and most states consider speed cameras against their state constitution (you can only get a ticket from a cop pulling you over). It is not uncommon to spend more than half your commute going 100mph if you live outside of bug hives

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: more eurogays seething at American performance
    sage

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn. That Dodge Stealth looks different.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You dont a viper, larper

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The C8 ZR1 is going to make all of these goblin "people" rope

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile in germany
    >some mid 50s dude in his company Golf TDI with 150hp getting to his next business meeting
    >cruise control set for the next hours

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's soulless though... boring mindless cruise control to get to his corporate wageslave duties.

      That's not enjoying the act of driving, might as well be commuting in a more inferior "train"

      Here in the US-of-gAy, we enjoy our backroad twisties and it's part of the lyrics of many c**t-tree songs precisely for that reason

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure its soulless but its possible to do that
        >germany has the goat back road without oncomming traffic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >morning routine starts with topping the engine oil

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Meanwhile in germany
      you get speed cameras everywhere and hitler slabs for highways 50% of the time making your highways worse than fricking polands of all places

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We don't think about you poor morons at all. Literally never.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just because your favorite taste is Kiwi shoe polish, doesn't mean we all are boot fetishists. Nice thread.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    man this thing would look so much better with pseudo pop ups ala those on that nurx concept

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