>his car has traction control

>his car has traction control

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Traction control has been mandatory in the United States since 2011. Are you bragging about being poor or something? I'll b***h all day with you about poor IMPLEMENTATION of switchable TCS but your post is stupid as it is written.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t drive modern bugmobiles, no.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently he's under the impression reddit tier arguments apply here.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, they can apply, but we have a discard pile for a reason.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently he's under the impression reddit tier arguments apply here.

        Yeah bro a 2011 Ranger is 100% a bugmobile
        Same for higher-end motorcycles

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My Black person the turd gens debuted in 1998, quite a far cry from actual new stuff coming out in 2011

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >go around turn on gravel road at 50mph with shitbox, don't even think about it no slipping just a gentle bend in the road
      >go around same turn at 40mph in a basically identical but newer car, TCS goes fricking apeshit and almost throws me off the road
      Thanks I hate it.
      >poorgay
      CONSOOOOOOOOOM your own penis, gaylord.
      >but if you input the konami code do a handstand and say three hail mary's you can turn it off... until you turn the vehicle off and then it's back to doing a rain dance when you start it up again
      Or since I don't want it in the first place I could just not Buy It Anyway™.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's no use; they'll never admit their inferiority.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i literally push a button on the dash if i don't want it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh also poorgays with open diffs actually need traction control in a lot of situations
        apparently that accounts for about two thirds of the passenger cars on the road today

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Pressing a clearly labeled button on the dash is too complicated of a fear to achieve

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My TC kicks in when I'm being silly and I can turn it off when I'm silly.

    Tis a silly thing but I don't bugger to bloody use it. OP? gay? Yep!

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hold down button
    *bing*
    *teleports sideways behind u*
    nothin personnell kid

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They had traction control back in 1977 Soviet Union?
    You were lucky to get hydraulically assisted brakes.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >his car has traction

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > push button twice
    > track mode activated. tcs turned way down, esc turned way down
    > hold button for 5 seconds
    > moron mode: activate
    > everything is disabled. car does whatever

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >car promises traction control is completely off after holding tc button for 6 seconds
    >traction control still kicks in when doing extremely stupid things
    >have to physically unplug the tc module under the hood
    Thanks ford

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My vehicles don't even have ABS. Get on my level.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mine actually broke this week and I've been powersliding since

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >his car runs
    you'd better go catch it!

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He tractions uncontrollably

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bunny Kilmer

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i love traction control. it makes driving idiot proof. just point it where you want to go

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a better idiot WILL come along

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >push button
    >stability control deactivates, launch control activates
    >hold button for 5 secs
    >everything is off

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be me, hate traction control because it's shit and won't let me do what I want.
    >Buy 2015 WRX manual transmission.
    > turns like it's on rails, stomp the gas into a turn and torque vectoring fricking pins me to the door.
    >Big snow storm.
    >Take the car out to go sideways in said snow.
    >Car drifts very predictably and does exactly what I want it to.
    >Notice traction control button.
    >Wtf? I didn't think this car had traction control didn't notice it at all.
    >Turn it off.
    >Car is sliding everywhere, feels sketchy as frick, realize I've just entered expert mode. Not even my 2000 RS coupe with an aftermarket rear diff felt this sketch. Coupe was fun, I almost died in it like 50 times.
    >Turn traction control back on.
    >Realize not all traction control is created equal, it's not an early 2000's mom car and they did a good job with this one.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zhe has a car

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 I have a SNEKKK
    no you're just a poorgay and a slowgay

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