holy shit they fixed the retarded grille. and i'm really digging the more aggressive look

holy shit they fixed the moronic grille. and i'm really digging the more aggressive look

https://www.topgear.com/car-news/first-look/uh-oh-new-bmw-x3-here-and-its-not-happy-about-something

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    radical interior too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Greased Geese

      the inside of a dumpster full of crusty Fleshlights would be more inviting than this homosexual ayylmao UFO bridge

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I kept waiting for the upper dash part to finish loading...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would rather have a Mazda CX-90. No really because it looks better. It has a turbo inline 6cyl making over 300hp, probably costs way less and won't be $500 for an oil change.

      Is this something millenials like?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        these things look really nice IRL, Mazda did a good job

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the back looks weird but everything else is pretty great

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mazda
        will rust faster then that bmw will depreciate

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe 20 years ago and that was all Jap cars, including Honda.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Maybe 20 years ago
            bruh they still rust faster then any other cars, they still came form factory with no undercoating like is 1985

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My 2018 Mazda3 already had rust at the top of the engine bay... in 2020

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well mine never rusted but I also had it ziebarted.
          Then to save money I used this on a Nissan I had bought and did it myself for a fraction of the cost:
          https://www.3m.com/3M/en_US/p/d/b10275677/

          I've never had a car rust and I live where they salt the roads like mad every winter. Let's get real for a second. All Japanese cars used to rust badly. Today they're about the same as American made ones. Ford was having issues with their trucks trapping water in the pillar and rusting out. They all rusted badly for a while. GM is notorious for using shit metal that intantly rusts in the last year of a model. There is no brand that's never had a car rust, not that I know of. I think your attack on Mazda seems like it might be an anecdotal case of confirmation bias at best.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a car for gamers? Fricking tacky as hell.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DO NOT mess with gamers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      radical doesnt mean good.
      The G80 was radical, but was at least inspired. These new bimmers look like fricking hyundais.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's no wonder I'm seeing more and more wealthy Asians driving luxury trim pickup trucks. You know it's bad when shits too fricking gaudy for those tacky motherfrickers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ein bayrischer Mistwagen, innen und außen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This interior looks like they took elements from the previous Mini Cooper mixed with a Renault and the moronic Mercedes strip club lights. How does BMW cheapen out this fricking hard and make this just as bad as EV chinkshite? In fact, how do you make the Mercedes GLC look attractive when it's the most pathetic woman car ever?
      >inb4 implying a X3 isn't for women

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      Ok bmw is now the official troony brand

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sheer driving pleasure

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how many spiritual deaths are 90s bmw fans supposed to suffer through

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Target audience: 12 year old gamers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disgustingly ugly. Both inside and out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We fixed the grill. Also now we fricked up the interior

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this for real?
      Possibly given that I also thought the CM was a joke, but the car really looked like that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The internet hates it, that means BMW is going to print money with this thing. I know it may come as news to you guys, but the Venn diagram of internet commentors and people who actually buy new BMWs may as well be 2 seperate circles

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >its real
      BMW is dead.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        best selling luxury car manufacturer btw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GANGWEED CAR OF CHOICE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why does the suv version's interior so tacky and cheap feeling compared to the sedan. Like isn't it just a raised 3 series? Did they need to cut cost for the taller suspension?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's an updated model. You know damn well this is coming to the sedan in due time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why does the suv version's interior so tacky and cheap feeling compared to the sedan. Like isn't it just a raised 3 series? Did they need to cut cost for the taller suspension?

          The sedans have been getting the new interior for a few years now

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But that's just the new screens, which the outgoing X3 also already got. I thought we were referencing the weird upper part of the new dash

            https://i.imgur.com/kawaULV.png

            radical interior too

            It really does look like two different interiors shoehorned together. I really hope they don't do the same for the sedan to be candid. But they likely will anyway.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            here ya go

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >promo pic
            >controlled environment, lighting, angles and everything
            >lots of photoshoop
            >display screens still have nasty reflections
            I have no fricking idea how can people pay their hard earned money for this bullshit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You get reflections on the plastic protector over physical gauges as well

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Very rarely, because the said plastic is angled towards you (see pic). You literally have to look at it from below of the steering column to see reflections of something above the beltline.
            In addition to all that the gauges sit deeper (even the displays were until few years ago), they have maximum possible contrast and depth because they are "physical".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Has BMW given up entirely and market exclusively to 23 year old Turks?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dead brand

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what about the grille is 'fixed'? those headlights look terrible, makes it look like some kind of angsty incel.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you kidding? that grille is fricking hideous

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol it's the same shape just with more black plastic. is it even functional now? it looks like it's completely blocked off save for a sliver at the bottom.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          now it fricking blends in instead of sticking out like a toaster from the 50s

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            blends in with the giant black plastic mustache underneath it? lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He is trolling

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            seriously though wtf is that mustache lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To me it looks like a cartoon character shouting

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay Ms. LingLong

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the BMW X3 is now a Nissan Rogue with a BMW grille on it

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its not the grilles, nuBMWs whole design language is FUBAR. nonsense angular elements everywhere

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats the problem, is that there is no design language. They have gotten rid of every single thing you would associate with bimmers, and they didnt even make it daring either. Its just straight chinese garbage.
      Im no longer really loyal to BMW, if I need a new car Im going for a V8 Audi, or a V8 Benz if they still manufacture those engines when I need a new car 5 years down the road

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just get an M5CS, gaylord.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Beautiful cars, but now that the F90 is done, the new generations of G90s are going to look like trash.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that makes the older ones more desirable.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a chinese copy of a peugeot
    are you sure that a real bmw?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everything is fine, BMW always has an ugly gen then a good one

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they have made a couple nice cars over the last decade but man have they fricked up overall

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like a Chinese copy of the real thing

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how much of an butthole do you need to be to be allowed to buy an X3 or X5? How does BMW select these drivers?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How does BMW select these drivers?
      all new x cars i see on the roads are drive by 30-60y old woman, karen type.
      My friend mom have x7 and she be driving that b***h high on xanax all the time lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think you're missing the old Asian lady doing half the speed limit and we got most covered

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't.

    Post all the trims...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/5AMYjup.jpeg

        They didn't.

        Post all the trims...

        looks a bit like a modern day merc ml with how round it is. not the biggest fan of suv but they could have done worse (and they did worse in the past). the interior however is horrible

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      omg haha

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black person are you blind that looks ugly as frick

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Volvo's look alot better than anything BMW makes now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Volvos are literal chink shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't change the fact they look better.
          Range Rover is Indian owned and they look better too.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even in an ugly non-M sport spec the E38 absolutely mogs the new 7 series.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My god I hate the thin strip of lights. Reminds me of fricking Asian eye manga characters

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I finally figured out why I hate BMW grills so much. It looks like baleen.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The forbidden SUV (SUbmarine Vehicle)

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When the FRICK are angry faces finally going to go out of style? I want my car to look happy 🙂

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the butt. It reminds me of the original X5 somehow.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when BMW had class. Smooth lines, wood, shiny surfaces, and most importantly no fricking carbon fiber

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And I miss the crystal shifter. Why did they take my baby away

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can still get the toggle shifter in crystal, the iDrive knob as well

      https://i.imgur.com/UqJORTH.png

      here ya go

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can get it on some models. The i5 has it in the executive package.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who hype?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hydrogen is the biggest fricking meme on the planet

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But the made the teef bigger. Ah so!

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