how can i frick with my oneitis car if she street parks outside at night?

how can i frick with my oneitis car if she street parks outside at night? i can basically sneak up at night but idk what to do to it other than slash the tires or key the the paint

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a gallon of bleach and chug it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chug it inside her gas tank? but how would i open the little gas door latch

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh god I remember I was like this a few years ago, took the self-improoover pill and looksmaxxed and get plenty of women now, if you want OP I can take your oneitis of your hands, send me her deets.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro get a fricking grip

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ',:/
    >verification not required

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have sex with the tailpipe.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her car can't drive if she is dead and drained of all fluids

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >uses "oneitis" unironically
    You are beyond saving. Go play frogger on the interstate

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut the frick up normalgay

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to your contaiment board

        [...]

        >my oneitis car
        the frick is a oneitis car? is that an american thing?

        Oneitis is a moronic term that describes the individual girl that someone is obsessed with. This guy is talking about fricking with some girl's car probably because he feels slighted by her despite the fact that he's never made attempt to even talk to her.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Defecate in the sunroof.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blow your brains out

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my oneitis car
    the frick is a oneitis car? is that an american thing?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day. Eat the gun, jump off the roof. Whatever it takes. Just end your existance.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how can i frick with my oneitis car if she street parks outside at night? i can basically sneak up at night but idk what to do to it other than slash the tires or key the the paint
    holy fricking based

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Getting a gf involves striking out. If you can't accept this, your odds aren't good. Life is NOT like anime or hollywood, it's consistently never what you expect it to be, oneitis is bullshit. My girl is physically not my type and I wasn't even looking for anyone when we met. But she's truly something special and I love her. Rosalee, Asia, Julie, Diane, Lis, Katie, struck out on all of them and more. Mairin, Josie, Jenny, Elise, Brittany, Bailey, Lendrena, Shelby, Shelby #2, and at least a few more I don't remember the name I had a shot or a fling with, but it didn't work out. Keegan and Andrea straight broke my heart. And then there's all the girls I was too chickenshit to approach. That was all b4 I met my fiance at 27 and I was a virgin till 23 btw. So yeah, you're going to fail some before you find someone compatible. There will be highs and lows, wins and losses, like anything else you do. I'm not a looksmaxed chad btw, I'm 5'9" picrel belly breather with an undersize jaw and a big 'ol b***h curve thanks to anterior pelvic tilt. Anon. You don't have to be perfect, just decent and willing to actually put in effort.

    Also. You gotta be the caliber of person you're trying to attract, nobody wants to settle. If you're tall, just get not fat or smelly and it's ez mode. If you're short, curb your manlet rage and talk to people like it doesn't exist. Whatever factors you can't change, take those in stride and do the best with what you've got. You'll make it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thanks anon, ill take your advice, hopefully i dont end up murder-suciding my oneitis and can actually find somebody

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This how my oneitis car treats me.
    I understand why,not sure if that's bettor or worse.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine simping over a non virgin lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this. pump them and dump them. i blow a load then hit the touge. there’s no use pouring this much effort into any girl if she’s already had another man’s penis in her that wasn’t yours.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this smash and pass then streetlight race from 2am to 4am.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    either forget about one fricking girl get to the gym and start making something of your life, or go shit up a different board

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need to put yourself into her shoes to truly understand her, then you will know what to do.
    Start living as a girl full time, and do everything girls do.
    Then you will know.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You think this will get her attention? Why don't you check her tire pressure and make sure to top them off? Change her oil for her, don't be a piece if shit. Women are big children and need us to take care of them. Do you realize that's what a relationship with a woman is? Do you really even want that or just to abuse them?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mostly just abuse their bodies but i wouldnt mind some female companionship either

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >do nice things for her
      she already has another guy doing that for her. for FREE. you’re sadly mistaken if you think she’ll choose op over the guy that can wrench AND has hundreds of thousands of dollars lying around. AND has a bigger penis. AND etc. etc. it goes on. OP needs to hit the gym and quit watching porn. this isn’t a lifesaving technique but it’ll at least help him place a lot of attention on himself instead of being so distracted by people that wouldn’t give him the time of day.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hi it's me, the guy fricking your oneitus.

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