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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOL @ that mexiflush Viper

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it gives the impression of a SMASHED and SLAMMED pibble much more than stancing I think

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't understand chicano

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do I evolve my Miata?
      I got to have enough xp by now.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need a fire stone, At least four.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Four firestones

          Well that just sounds like a blowout waiting to happen.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm kind of disappointed the viper isn't bigger than that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron brain.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        its shockingly small irl.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      your cappuccino is evolving!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      im seein double here
      four vipers!

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >As fast as a prototype in a straight.
    >As fast as a group B in the corner
    It’s quintessential American.
    Even after they choked it to death with restrictive intakes that limit it’s RPMs and excess ballast that make it too heavy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fast in corners
      >quintessentially American

      what?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get with the times bozo. American cars can't corner is a meme that died in 2015.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >GTS-R dates back to the late '90s
          >"until 2015"
          What did he mean by this

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ignores the same price yet better in every way corvette.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These days, it's only because it's no longer in production and the prices for the older cars are now skyrocketed.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monthly reminder that the only vipers that won anything were the ones prepared by the French oreca team and the American ones sucked shit in an incredible manner

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wasteful, polluter, and slower than EVs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And yet it gets you respect and and admiration, unless an EV

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    french* car

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it was the one true god machine, ordained by our Lord and Savior, Jesus H. Chrysler. It was sheer perfection, honed by motorsports specifically to ass ravage Yuros who had it too good for too long. Even when the Frogs and Wops cried to regulators, the Snek continued to rape everything on the track with the brutality and finality of the Booty Warrior, himself. Even in death, its name strikes fear any every manufacturer that knows in their hearts they can never beat the final, true king of the track.

    Naturally aspirated. Rear Wheel Drive. Massive displacement. Pushrods. No hybrid homosexualry. Just sheer, unbridled AMERICA.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only became good when it was rebuilt by the french lol amerinigs keep losing

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I know anyone who seethes over Vipers. I think everyone loves them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Corvette gays. They get very defensive.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i own a Corvette and i love Vipers. Never met a Corvette owner that hates them

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s only good because Shelby designed it. Other dodges are garbage.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man I love vipers
    Like the only american car I genuinely love.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ORECA Viper
    >ORECA
    >"ORECA (Organisation Exploitation Compétition Automobiles) is a French racing team and race car constructor, founded in 1973"

    you're right. damn those frenchies beating everyone at their own game. even the americans who sourced their own cars that were
    no good whatsoever.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope. The ORECA Vipers were still American production cars. Just because the team racing them was French doesn't mean shit. It's just a testament to the fact that the Viper was so fricking godly that even the French couldn't ruin it.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The C8 ZR1 is about to wipe the tracks with europoors

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seethe? Nah, frick that noise - I'm european and I simp hard for the Viper

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I once watched a blue with white stripes GTS do a smoky clutch drop U-turn in the middle of a major public road. To this day it's still one of the most based things I've ever seen.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it true that the engine makes everyone's guy vibrate ?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        its the rumble from having banks of five cylinders

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They make my USB stick run audio system frick up when they rev high. Some kind of EFM. Same with high revving 70s Challys too.

        It's really weird.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they sell you trick suspensions and fancy engines as a must to go fast. And yet this go cart with a tuned dump truck engine absolutely BTFOd all their homosexual Ferraris and similar eurotrash.

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