I deliver pizza. What do you want to know about it?

I deliver pizza. What do you want to know about it?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you a loser?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're a loser. You don't want to work.

      how much melanin do you have

      Do you like melanin or something?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how much melanin do you have

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does it pay enough?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you that kid I saw delivering dominos in an SLK?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the pizza good you deliver?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    describe the scariest situation you've experienced when delivering a pizza

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      black people house

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever been invited inside by a lonely milf?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're on DA so ... do you actually feel bad starting the car over and over again?
    Does you battery live some time or needs charging constantly?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do get invited in fron time to time, but its usually horny old men. Sometimes I go in, but i can't spend too long as i am busy working. So usually i try to let them have their fun as quick as possible then quickly get back to the store.
      Most of us do this so i talk to the other drivers about it on handsfree as i drive back.
      The only problem is if its the start if the shift and i have to work the rest of the night with sperm on my face or clothes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        greased geese

        Hi i do this too, and the cum thing is a real problem, so i usually ask them if they will cum in my ass instead.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By the way, you should all be tipping AT LEAST 100% if you dont want to be eating piss, shit, cum, boogers, floor sweepings, random chemicals, rotten and mouldy food.
    We save some stuff worse than that for the real a-holes, but you can expect the above if you aren't tipping properly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you work harder to make other people's life worse for free
      Join the military anon, they need people like you. Do the Army though, they'll take any shitbag these days and I don't think they can smoke the shithead out of you anymore.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aw hell no.
        Me and the boys find it hilarious tainting people's food who don't know how to tip properly.
        Sometimes we have competitions to see who can do the most outrageous tainting, these nights are the best

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Ask me how I know you have been eating toilet wiped pizza too.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when are you leaving my country, Jose?

    • 3 weeks ago
      greased geese

      I am white you racist.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get ham, anchovies and olives?

    • 3 weeks ago
      greased geese

      >ham
      I guess, but its haram.
      Its your body your're polluting, and your eternal soul that is degraded.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing
    you should probably off yourself since youre a net negative on human civilization

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What you DON'T want to know is what we do to your food before you eat it.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you afraid of being replaced by people realizing that they have ovens? (yeah, probably not)

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any insider tips about getting deals, best bang for your buck, etc you want to give us morons?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get a large pizza with sausage, an order of chicken wings, an order of fries, a 2 liter of Coca Cola, a side Caesar salad and some ranch cups to dip my pizza in?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dealing with deliveries to Black folk?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that it? Just going to do this for the rest of your life to scrape by?

    • 3 weeks ago
      greased geese

      Im a IRL janitor too, so i finish up scrubbing then get straight to my food job

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was thinking about starting as a door dash/ pizza driver.
    Will they haze me if I'm new?
    Don't want to do gay or trans stuff if I can avoid it.
    Are they all like that?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you want to know about it?
    What's the cost breakdown of a pizza? I remember years ago it was:
    >1/3 pizza
    >1/3 store expense
    >1/3 labor expense

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the Black personest pizza order?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My worst delivery ever was some fat b***h in a trailer who answered the door with no top and no teeth, wbu?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seen any breasts?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i am so glad i dont live in america, what a hole

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we know 🙁

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you feel about having a higher mortality rate than police?

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