>I drive a big vehicle because it's safer

>I drive a big vehicle because it's safer

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dodge drivers confirmed for the biggest homosexuals on the road.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based on what?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Their existence, duh.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just based, newfriend.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based? Based on what?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who's on first.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, semis unironically have much better visibility than a trugg.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna see an m1 get into a head on collision with a sierra 2500 or a semi. I think that would be cool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna see truckgays try to avoid head-on collisions by not driving like fricking women.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dang, you got me there
    i'll trade in my truck for a semi tomorrow

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not trading in for a mothballed m1a1
      ngmi

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good luck getting one before it gets sent to israelitekrain

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the anti truck crowd is always talking about looking at children. strange.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the pro truck crowd is always running over children. strange.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        only if they're brown so it's perfectly fine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the pro truck crowd is always running over children. strange.

      It was an SUV this past week that just ran over and killed a 1 year old in a parking lot because she walked in front. No way of seeing her.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is why everyone should be FORCED to drive a slammed C5.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          god bless

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >C5
          cool
          >slammed c5
          Black personmobile

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was a niglet. Who gives a frick?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can't you be human for 3 seconds so you don't get cast into hell?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have to drive 3500 and 4500HD chassis trucks for work and really want to ask you anti-truck people.
    How often have kids magically appeared right inside your blind zone?

    With that said I use a normal car for personal driving. If i need anything big moved it's way cheaper to rent a truck than to own one.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >teach your kids to not get on the road unsupervised
    >teach them to look left, right, left before setting foot on the road
    Problem solved. Realistically this is a parenting issue, not MUH TRUGGG issue

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >problem solved
      I disagree. Bloat is the problem.
      My 1999 dodge 1500 had incredible visibility compared to my 2023 taco.
      All new trucks are just bloated to kingdom come, which is basically why I went midsize.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do agree they are bloated, but this again is a parenting issue.
        Same kind of people who complain about kids in their drift missile BMWs and Volvos doing skids in a snow covered parking lot during a winter night
        >B-but muh childrun
        Yeah if your toddler is somehow at the supermarket parking lot at 2am, that's a parenting issue, same as if your kid somehow spawns in front of a trugg doing 60 on a highway.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Take off the weapon systems and tanks are literally just neutered heavy duty construction vehicles. I dunno what this clown is trying to say here, its not like its a fricking transformer or something.

      There is a genuine visibility issue in new cars post 2020 though. I drive a company Bronco Sport on occasion whenever I need to go out to client sites and I literally cannot see shit inside that isn’t directly in front of me, window visibility is almost nonexistent. Hell I drive a new Volkswagen which while not bad visibility wise is still not as good as my ‘95 shitbox from before, and that shit was literally just squares. And thats just the windows, thats not talking about the hood bloat. Yeah 99% of those cases, like every other problem in the world, can be solved by people being a little less moronic than usual and actually instilling vital things like looking both ways before crossing a piece of pavement where multiton vehicles are barreling at 35-40mph are going down, but the anti car clowns do have a point regarding visibility, even if they just focus it solely on trucks and not any other vehicles. Between the hood bloat, people being distracted by smartphones, and driving being way too dumbed down by shit like lane assists and ridiculous safety measures that really just drive prices up to look better on some bureaucrat paper, its pretty believable if more people are getting ran over from that shit.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is a meter? what a stupid image. clearly made by eurocopers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A meter in US is like 5 bananas

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whew, good thing kids are taught not to walk on the middle of the road.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it is.
    Also, why are these kids magically teleporting directly in front of truck grills? Are they trying to get run over?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dad buys a bronco sport
    >hood projects straight outward for no reason so you can't see shit in front of you

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    big trucks are only unsafe if you're a manlet

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some truckold in my apartment complex got a new Silverado, and they use an open parking spot exposed to the elements. Meanwhile, my fully paid off shitbox with scratches and dents gets a protected covered space. Hehe, take that, truckold. Enjoy birdshit and constant sunlight on your shiny toy. Hope that 700 bucks a month on top of the 2000 dollar rents is worth it lmao. Dumb people pretending to be rich.
    It’s a nice truck ill give them that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rents
      Europoor spotted

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rent
      Just say you're black, it's the same thing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >$2700 worth of seethe
      that's like $.27 to people who work real jobs/own businesses ya know right?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the f150 missing

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody ever points out the fact that running over a child in your truck isn't a crime. No one has ever been prosecuted for this. They just whine because it's something that gets upvotes on reddit. In the real world you can run over hundreds of children and nothing happens to you. In fact, the parents of those children are the ones who go to prison, not you. Google it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Say that to this b***h, b***h.

      >Mashallah bibi not my 2 of my 5 sons!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's in prison at the moment, as I recall. They just took her cell phone for abusing her phone privileges,

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The elites don't want you do know this but you can run over children for free. I have 458 run over children at home.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I drive a big vehicle because it's safer
    Tis true! They've even got front facing cameras that effectively renders the blind spot arguments found on reddit and other normie shitholes meaningless.

    Odd that the chart doesn't include any full-size Japanese pickups tho.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay now try turning at a speed higher than parking lot pace

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My CCLB F-350 has no issues driving at the speed limit on any legal roadway and can go faster than my vision/brakes/reaction time want me to go off road. It doesn't need to go any faster than this, it's a truck.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, now try turning at that speed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, are you suggesting that pickup trucks have a centre of gravity higher than that of a watertower and are therefore incapable of making any kind of a turn?

        Also, what does turning in a pickup have to do with a front-facing camera?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The type of things that a truck should be doing, off-roading, load carrying, are inherently at odds with on road performance.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So what does turning in a pickup have to do with a front-facing camera that can detect children?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    safer 4u

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, a vehicle that will allow me to get within 500 meters of a school without the cops noticing me.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Safer for ME not for THEE
    If you are driving one of those deathtrap coupés around, that is one hundred percent a "you problem."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How does your truck rate on the moose test?
      Can you turn without flipping off the road?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Moose test? My truck could clobber a moose easy.

        And yes, obviously it can turn, like every other car.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Go hit your truck with a 300lb piece of meat at 60mph and report back to us anon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mine eats white-tail deer for breakfast, I've killed four so far. Only had to replace the grille twice.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >An 85lb forest rat broke his truck twice

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The plastic grille was all that needed replaced, it didn't "break the truck" lmao
            I'd like to see your 2500 pound oversized scooter do that.
            And an adult male white-tail is more than 85 pounds, citygay.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My truck just obliterates the moose.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's no moose where I live. And yes I make turns every day without going off the road you homosexual.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Turning into the parking spot isn't remarkable anon.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you should have your seat as low as it can possibly go, not raised. the lower you can go, the more windshield you can see out of. more windshield=more reaction time.

    although this is track racing logic so who knows

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you are now aware that the steering column is both off center and crooked from the driver seat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Hotwing

      I actually love asymmetrical stuff like this. Especially the kind that drive normies nuts

      Based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon doesn't know how perspective works.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. hasn't sat in one
        It's plainly obvious when you're sitting in the driver seat

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Hotwing

    Love me chebby
    Simple as

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of those things where they assume the driver is a 5'2" woman with the seat cranked all the way down, isn't it?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    seethe /n/igger

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh it's the truck you will never ever own, nice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Negrified America on wheels

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i drive a big vehicle because i like it

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