I drive a tastefully modded golf type R

It's fast, in the 3s to 60, it looks cool, why tf am I still stuck with slampigs???

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because you drive a fricking golf.
    >0-60
    Nobody cares about this. People care about cool looks and expense factor. A Golf has neither.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >expense factor
      You would need to spend at LEAST 45k to be where I'm at with this build

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it can have 1000hp but it's still a shitty little golf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        mods dont count, kbb only

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        post it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This post screams buyers remorse cope lmao should've bought an audi

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >could have bought several houses in a 3rd world country (Gary, Indiana)
        >blows it on a fricking Golf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        slow piece of shit...i can smoke the frick out of this in my 1994 EG hatch with a couple of simple mods:
        10 point cage with Parachute
        3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend
        spec-R full drag suspension
        Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor
        1 044 bosch pump
        1200 rc injectors
        golden eagle sleeved block
        cp 10:1 pistons
        Eagle rods
        arp headstuds
        oem h22 headgasket
        Balance shaft delete
        competition clutch twin disc
        Port and polished head
        skunk2 valve springs and retainers
        Str cam gears
        crower stage 1 cams
        aluminium radiator with slim fan
        gsr transmission with itr lsd.
        qsd h2k intake manifold adapter
        k20 rbc manifold
        qsd throttle body spacer
        blox 70mm throttle body
        4bar omni map sensor
        6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control
        hks bov
        Garret 102mm turbocharger.
        Custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange
        44mm tial wastegate
        Custom water to air intercooler set up
        aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
        tuned on chipped p28
        13 inch volks drag rims
        2 15 inch volks rear rims
        arp extended wheel studs
        si cluster
        150 shots of nitrous
        im making 348 horsepower to the FRONT WHEELS because thats the only place the power should ever be

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Right there with you, OP. I think the last 3 girls I bedded were all over 14 stone.
    t. E46 driver

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >14 stone
      Holy shit mate that's even heavier than me!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >14 stone
      >88 kg
      well played mang

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Youcis posting
        I have Warren on speed dial and will tell him you posted this

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Warren
          Whom's't'd've?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She married Warren Balough from NJP/TRS, also so mods don't ban me for off topic, the brz is slow af

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have the issue of my cars and bikes attracting all the 15 year old wannabe communist girls.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what are you driving man?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fatties give amazing head and are generally easy. Stop being greedy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They repulse me.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The key is to hit on fat girls at the gym while they are still easy and secure them before they become fit

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe you're just ugly

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't own a house
    >drives an incel car
    >blows entire income on stupid shit for incel car
    >hurr why can't i get a decent girlfriend

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Hatchback
    Because all the skinny fit qts are riding in low sports coupes. Fatties can't fit in those and so instead are attracted to incel hatchbacks. They appreciate the room your automatic fwd 4 banger has and if you fold down the back seats and you've got enough space to slam your pig.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >low sports coupes
      I don't think DAtists with 86s and Miatas are pulling anything either 🙁

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >DAtists with 86s and Miatas are pulling anything either 🙁
        Just twink bussy

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tastefully modded
    >tastefully
    >driving a car to attract women
    I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My Rolla caused my niece to be made so it helps

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Niece
        >Daughter
        Inb4 shes both

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          We call it wincest

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so you let your sister get creampied in your car or you creampied your sister in your car?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Golf
    kek, you are truly a virgin if you expect women to even know what this is.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just seeing/hearing the word "golf" gives women the ick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wdym, golf is peak male performance

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        zesty homie

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Golf type R
    what?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"tastefully" modded car
    >fricks women whose bodies are modded with tasty snacks
    Checks out

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >DA auto

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Slampigs are great though, I currently date Venus incarnate but I'd be lying if I said I don't miss bond burgering those slampiggies.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Embrace being a lonely driver.
    Just remember only 3 things matter for picking up b***hes as a guy
    >Height
    >Money
    >Looks
    In that order.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tastefully modded
    you just added a lip didn't you

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get one of these, the seats recline to make a bed
    you can bang your cows on the go

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >complaining about being a noncel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based Tubbs poster. But he got laid and drove a ferrari

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tubbs drove the de Ville droptop.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Rico actually drove a Cadillac, but the point is that being noncel is fine despite the demographic of your partners. And relying entirely on a shitbox of Theseus to pull pussy is actually kind of impressive.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Choosing your car based on getting women's attention
    OP about to pull an Elliot Rodger. If you really want a gold digger gf/wife then you need a house in the good part of town and a $60,000+ pavement princess truck MINIMUM.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i disavow fat women

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