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>I need a reliable dai-
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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how we feeling?
    like regular traffic

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >reliable
    >modern slop
    yeah you can rely on a bullshit light coming on twice a year and the only fix is the goycart tester at the shop pushing some 1s and 0s

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just because a light comes on. doesn't mean you need to fix your car.
      dumbass

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reading comprehension is a rare skill these days.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a pretty good car but mty 2019 Accord could gap it HARD. Same with my current Civic. Kinda odd it's their performance can but it's not that fast. It's not even up to the Si.

    Still, if it's anon's first "nice" car it ain't a bad choice.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bragging about the performance of an accord is the gayest thing I've seen in a while, and my wife and I have 'his and hers' Miatas.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So you're a zoomer I take it? It was normal back in the day. Even the 8th gen v6 MT.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wdym it's normal? For the Accord to be faster than the Corolla? Groundbreaking.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No I'm just not a colossal coping homosexual. Who brags about gaping a Corolla in their car that gets gapped by a 4 cyl mustang? Winning the special olympics over there, Bud.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Non v8 muscle car regardless of its performance
            Speaking of special olympics...

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's the point...

            >that gets gapped by a 4 cyl mustang
            That gaps 4 cyl mustangs*
            My 4 banger is hotter than your 4 banger. Bigturbo 6mt Accord 2.0T

            Holy shit I don't even have a dog in the fight but you keep doubling down on being a homosexual. Unless you're in the 12s bragging about a 3300lb fwd sedan being "fast" is gay as frick. If you wanted fast you should've bought something else. For about the same money as the accord+mods you could've bought a v8 muscle car that could smoke it all day every day without stressing the engine.

            You have the automotive equivalent of short man syndrome.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >that gets gapped by a 4 cyl mustang
            That gaps 4 cyl mustangs*
            My 4 banger is hotter than your 4 banger. Bigturbo 6mt Accord 2.0T

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im not really proud of it.
    but its cool.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ugliest car on all of DA.
      I'd laugh but I know it wasn't an intentional shitpost car.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sir

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sir what?
          You could have bought a $5k-10k civic like a normal ricer and had $15,000 left over for real mods and not roofing tar applied to your hatch.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i know its ugly. because people get mad and pass me. isn't that price for a used car ?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, sensible people buying new cars for $18-25k these days aren't immediately modding them out like a teenager with no money for mods.
            If you wanted to do that there was a long list of used cars for less than half of what you bought that corolla that you will never ever be able to sell for.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Whatever he did looks like absolute shit.

            sir.. do you really think its ugly ?
            i thought i was a corrolla chad

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's a stock blue one in my parking lot, and while it doesn't look "good" I know which one I would buy and be seen driving.
            It's also not fast enough to justify aero mods and you know that. Handling, brakes, and tire mods were all you ever needed to dump money into and would have been respected and I am the completely tasteless hondabro doing the 3am redlines for no reason whatsoever.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Aside from the asinine aero mods and stupid ripoff ISF tips what's really loathsome is the absolutely terrible looking black shit and what looks to be shitty torn up foam you put next to the hatch glass. It's very distasteful.
            TL;DR yes that looks bad

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone else is shitting on this because it's ugly, I'm just wondering why they mounted the diffuser incorrectly. It's already ugly at least make it functional!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why is your trunk unpainted? It's not even carbon fiber, it's just black plastic. I'm so confused.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            its bed liner dude.

            Everyone else is shitting on this because it's ugly, I'm just wondering why they mounted the diffuser incorrectly. It's already ugly at least make it functional!

            the diffusser is not mounted wrong
            and its an old pic. i don't have it on anymore
            it worked. it was functional.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not cool, but you should still be proud of not having a bus pass, like the rest of DA

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did you paint that hatch with truck bed liner?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever he did looks like absolute shit.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Had a Nightshade hatch. Looked good, reliable blah blah but that CVT was the spawn of satan.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >debating on whether to get a 2020 hybrid LE or 2020 SE
    >hybrid has way superior MPG but worse front/rear styling
    >SE looks way better
    >cost between two about same
    really torn here.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they paint the roof? It looks like shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's called two tone chuddie

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's big, bloated and hatchbacks look better in 2 door

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