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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd pay 200000 Rupees sirs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poopee for rupee sir

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would return it and say I don't want it.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >handbuilt in England
    >engine comes in a crate from Germany
    many such cases

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    every single aston marton is automatic...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no they arent

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aston built some of the current Vantage models with a 7-speed Dogleg.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    His name is wierd, but hes probably better at building cars than you are.

    • 2 months ago
      sage

      This. OP being a baiting homosexual as usual.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/kxgaC7m.gif

      This. OP being a baiting homosexual as usual.

      POO IN THE LOO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it's his job to build cars then yeah I would fricking hope he's better at it than me. Although considering how reliable English cars are, he might not be much better...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He might be better than a 10th generation Englishman. The car might actually be able to go on a trip without a breakdown. One should check how many miles and unplanned services the Iqubal built cars have been doing

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >final inspection
          Iqbal stands at the end of the production line chain smoking and stamping paperwork, he probably doesn't even touch the cars

          If he's truly integrated and become a genuine subject of the Queen, he'll let in a few gremlins in between the leather stitches and the car will be plagued with constant electrical problems. This is the true British way.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >final inspection
      Iqbal stands at the end of the production line chain smoking and stamping paperwork, he probably doesn't even touch the cars

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought one guy assembles the whole car pretty much by himself, maybe having an un named assistant hold the heavy parts while they get them installed just right

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is what they do

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're "hand built" aka there's ltierally hundreds of hands on the car. Do you think Iqbal is welding up the space frame, sewing the seats, building the wiring loom and painting the car at the end?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Do you think Iqbal is welding up the space frame, sewing the seats, building the wiring loom and painting the car at the end?
            That'd be funny to watch

            Imagine Iqbal herding cattle in factory backyard to make the leather seats

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better to be white and useless than a shit skin and useful

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Laughable cope.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to your own country.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would it smell of curry?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Luxury" car makers who don't build their engines in-house are the same level of trash as "luxury" watch makers who don't build their own movements.

    Also:
    >Anything British

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hand built in Germany by Abdulah
    >Hand built in England by Iqbal

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >noooo not the hecking brown people!!!
      >muh church
      As opposed to the pope stance ?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to love her and hold her and kiss her and

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        she has a black boyfriend

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im in awe of her beauty. I know the modern current agitprop is to hate white women but I just think they’re amazing bros.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to love her and hold her and kiss her and

        she has a black boyfriend

        Im in awe of her beauty. I know the modern current agitprop is to hate white women but I just think they’re amazing bros.

        it's a man, you queers

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          no
          she's a finnish girl

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          no
          she's a finnish girl

          it's a child u peds

      • 2 months ago
        Greased Geese

        not the hecking brown people!!!
        I can't take anyone defending paying 90 thousand dollars for a punjabmobile, this absolutely must be bait.

        • 2 months ago
          p

          Shut the frick up Milhouse you aren't one of us and I'd prefer conversing with fifty indians than you. Frick off.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i am a devout christian, i live according to god's teachings
      >the left and atheists are all so hateful
      >5th commandment, thou shall not kill
      >except when they have different beliefs, then it's ok to kill them
      >and crusades were le based xd

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >5th commandment, thou shall not
        No it isn't its thou shall not murder.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only buy the Cossie engined Aston Martins.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile in Japan

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        arigatou gozaimasu

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's funny because Takumi means artisan, and that's the job title of the top grade of car builders in Japan. kind of fits into that you grow into your name theory.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think its meant as the title, kurosawa is his family name.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give it 10 more years and Poos and Kurds will be the majority in Japan

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t see how they could ever integrate properly. I’m a European and I struggle with Japanese, they could never get it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They don't need to integrate just like they don't in the west already. Can hardly go to a konbini now without seeing at least one mystery meat SEA/chink/nig mutt working there, even in bimfrick nowhere.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Indians are perfectly fine workers as long as they have a white man supervising them. Brits know this better than anyone. As long as the supervisor is an Anglo it'll be fine.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine spending years learning how to build engines just to be made fun of on DA because you are Indian

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the more surprising thing would be iqbal even knowing what DA is, or this board

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A strong English name

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile in Germany
    lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Greased Geese

      perky set

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/hA05tmb.jpg

      perky set

      GERMAN POWER

      • 2 months ago
        Greased Geese

        something about this sophisticated clean work enviornment is sad and boring

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you'd hate the old manufacturing room they had for the phaeton at one point. i'm sure it was more for marketing than anything, but it was like a super clean, wood floors, big glass windows, polished chrome type area where they would assemble it. https://youtu.be/YlIyDhss4Cg?t=159

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i can save her from working in the volkswagen mines

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why buying anything made after 2010 is a joke

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mein Gott! Diese Titzen sind ausgezeichnet.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T CLICK IF YOU'RE A COOMER

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >invades countries for centuries
    >wonders why those very same people come to England

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't have an Iqbal

    Pathetic. Iqbals are among the most highly sought-after Astons.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aston Martin
    Proudly hand imported by ship under english flag
    Final check by Achmed Singh by remote online tool
    Made in Mexico

    Nissan GT-R
    Hand made in japan
    Assembled by Takumi Kurosawa

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I too have watched the latest Grand Tour

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that one was inspected by a brit tho

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And it was still an unreliable hunk of crap while the Jaguar (which people these days joke about having dogshit build quality and mostly getting by off their brand recognition) didn't break down once.

        That episode was pretty fun though. I liked the desert villages in Mauritania. They felt really surreal and almost comfy despite being in the fricking desert and being in kind of a "not exactly a howdy neighbour" part of the world.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >meanwhile in germany

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'd be pissed if some Pakis name is forever inscribed on your dream car.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I'm dropping Aston money, I'm telling the dealer to send it back if it doesn't have an anglo name on the plate.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I have a different one sirs

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wonder if the aston martin guy would get all offended and cancel if you got to the end of your order interview and got all hush hush before asking for a white guys name on the inspection plate

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'll simply replace the name without changing anything.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paki car, made by pakis, for pakis, who cares
    Astons are top tier cringegay
    All bought by 3rd World business owners who want to larp as achmed bond at a shitty casino in leicester
    Astons have always been a joke car, same as jags

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >euro cars
    >built by pajeet and Muhammad

    >American cars
    >built by Black folk and mystery meat

    >Japanese cars
    >Built by Matsumoto

    No contest, honestly

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >out myself as a racist while my car is being built
    >car is inspected by alan smithee

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thank you for redeeming, sir!

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