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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >*snatches revolver*
      >gotta be quicker than that buddy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        for those that havent seen it:

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wtf, it's real? I swore that thing was AI generated

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nah he's just the Beat of Omaha

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I like the elder scrolls version

          ?si=q58inSlD70rnfU33

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's a woman?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Being obese from a young age will frick a males vocal cords up like that. I knew a guy in my model train club like that who’s nickname was “Squeaky” who looked like that but had facial hair.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Can confirm, I've been big since around 11 years old and my voice is high pitched for a guy. People call me "ma'am" if they hear me but don't see me. Childhood obesity prevents the voice origin from travelling from the nost/throat to the diaphragm. I can force myself to speak from the diaphragm and sound deeper and clearer, but normal speech is always from the nose.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I like the elder scrolls version

          ?si=q58inSlD70rnfU33

          https://i.imgur.com/HVL2yFD.jpg

          peak human performance

          Ain't this dude a chomo? I remember hearing something about him few years ago

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >eats the bullet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >car made by europe
      lard with corn nuts wins

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what is that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ayylmao in skinsuit. Unfortunately too bulky for a normal skinsuit so it had to get a fatty.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      An escaped mutant Jeb bush clone

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The end result of all white american generations

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some people have suggested that's a person with Turner Syndrome.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >google turner syndrome
        >wikipedia page has it under the LGBT portal
        You can't make this shit up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Peak American aesthetics

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In another life this monstrosity went to the gym and became a linebacker at a mid major college football team.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Checked
      Apparently his backstory is pretty tragic
      Got run over when he was very young fricked up his body and brain, he’s just doing the best he can

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        my dad knew this kid who fell out of the back of a truck and got gifted moronation.
        the guy remembered who my dad was and used his tard navigation to walk to my dads work and then proceeded to use his tard strength to bear-hug and lift my slightly overweight father off the ground while chanting his name.
        I'd have payed a dollar to see that shit as embarassing as it must have been.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Checked
      Apparently his backstory is pretty tragic
      Got run over when he was very young fricked up his body and brain, he’s just doing the best he can

      This is just what everyone in Nebraska looks like.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      BRAAAP BRAAP BRAAAAAP BRAAA VRAA BRAAAAA STUSTUUUUUSTSUUUU STSTUUUUUTUUUU

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's Pube Voltberg, the EV shill.
    Sucks more diseased dicks than OP and is a brown nosing baizuo AIDS vector.
    Drives a leased Model 3.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The average car nerd. Watch out!

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like a chill bloke

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would you shag a slag with the lad?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    peak human performance

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I gotta see a full body xray of this dude his skeleton structure has to be wack

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Bones are pretty amazing.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >an American approaches.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't this dude caught on camera admiring a 12 year old girls ass lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes then defended it

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That neck he has literally only occurs in america. I have never seen anything like it

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus. Adiuramus te, cessa decipere humanas creaturas, eisque aeternae perditionis venenum propinare

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't the guy that would film him treat him like shit and tried to out him as a pedo for views?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >out him as a pedo
      he quite literally said a 12 year old had a nice ass
      He's also a massive butthole so even if he did, frick him

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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