>inspector lets your car pass even though it obviously shouldn't pass

>inspector lets your car pass even though it obviously shouldn't pass
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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i report the ones who do this to the authorities

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. homosexual

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if I killed you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't it's all LARP irl you don't even leave your mom's basement

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Impossible in commiefornia.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have fun in the rain and snow on your bald tires, stupid goy

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Basically everywhere except California will pass your car unless it is actively trying to kill you

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Basically everywhere except California will pass your car unless it is actively trying to kill you

      Lmao, except for the fact that CA doesn't have car inspections

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what is smog
        >what is state ref

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Smog testing only applies to cars eight years or older. Unless they’re pre ‘75, in which case they’re exempt.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            New cars don't get smogged?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, they get mogged

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have an eight year grace period for new cars.
            The only exception to that is if you buy the new car outside California. In which case the car must be stickered as CARB compliant and you have to get it smogged before you can register it. Then you have eight years of no smog checks like any other new car.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buy shitbox land rover from a farmer
    >literally clear shotgun shells out the battery box to get a battery in
    >drive it out of the field
    >power steering belt snaps
    >drive without PAS down to the MOT station
    >tester goes on a rant about how it's the worst car he's seen in a while, point out rust on the frame, rust on the brake lines, rust on the floors
    >passes me anyway, tells me to "underseal the utter frick out of it"
    >MOT advisory "vehicle is heavily undersealed"
    He's out the trade now, it's a shame cause it was really handy having an MOT tester like that

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    In any city, in any country, go to any redneck or sketchy arab run shop your shitbox can make it to. When you reach the front desk, close your eyes and ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the false safety.” The worker will look at you in abstract confusion, shake his head, and go back to his work.

    If you wait for three full minutes, he will sigh and walk you to the dirty office in the back. He will lead you inside and lock you there. The door will not open, and it will be pitch black. Slowly the darkness will begin to speak. It will describe how things are "no worry buddy" and "just slip me $200"

    Should this offer ever stop, fall to your knees and clasp your hands and offer to blow the guy or something.

    If it does continue, stand around in the smelly waiting room for a while. Watch the daytime t.v. that sucks but no matter what happens do not drink the old coffee or you will get diarrhea.
    Eventually the man at the desk will return and ask: “How ya payin?”
    You must respond "uuuuh cash?"

    He will look up to you and respond "right on buddy, here ya go!"

    That paper he hands you is Object 36 of 538. It will ensure your shitbox won't draw too much heat.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated post

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to bed, PilotRedSun

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inspector
    Do E*ropeans really?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're better than the penis inspectors we have at our catholic boarding schools

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I had nuns to inspect my penis.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          pastors*

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what do you call it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what do you call it
        Not having state-enforced inspections

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what do you call it
      Not having state-enforced inspections

      Which states don't inspect?
      I'm Canadian, all provinces have some kind of initial inspection for when you purchase a car, some half regular inspections (Nova Scotia for example is every 2 years). So many local shops sell illegal/falsified ones that the system is largely considered a joke though.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Iowa doesn't
        We used to, my truck has a sticker saying that it's due for inspection in 1987.
        ... might be a little overdue

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm in 'berta and I think we only have out of province inspections, unless the vehicle is over a certain age.
        I wish they'd just do away with them all together. I want to see some MadMax rigs on the road.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be in rural NC
    >Go to jim bob's shop for inspection
    >Doesn't even look at it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be in rural NC
      >no notaries within an hour
      >can't buy that sick deal on that car for a couple days and miss out

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute anime. Might watch it. Need something fun to help me with the blues.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon-kun....don't

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        im pretty sure thats the joke

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's really good, still need to watch season 2.

      Anon-kun....don't

      Why not?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon-kun....don't

        Cute anime. Might watch it. Need something fun to help me with the blues.

        >like the anime
        >want to know what happens next
        >but i don't want to read the manga because the anime is the censored version and the manga is full on pedoshit
        I'll stick to the anime thanks, with the nice music and all. Wake me up when season 3 hits.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          im not a pedo but ive been desensitized by this site to the point where the weirder stuff in mia is more like a mild discomfort than a revulsion

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I ignored it till I found out that nanachi is from a scrapped e-girl doujin, at that point I kindof just stopped caring about mia.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This might come as a surprise but the manga and anime have the same scenes. Its only the volume extras that get a bit oof yikes problematic.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >volume extras
            Please explain to a weeblette what those are.
            Without spoiling.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most mango comes out chapter-by-chapter in a compiled weekly comic magazine (ex Shonen Jump). If it does well it'll get fully serialized and get volume releases, a dedicated book just for that mango. Usually the volume releases contain extras like color pages, character sheets and little 4 panel comics thrown in between the chapters.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh okay.
            Thanks for the explanation fren.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          im not a pedo but ive been desensitized by this site to the point where the weirder stuff in mia is more like a mild discomfort than a revulsion

          I ignored it till I found out that nanachi is from a scrapped e-girl doujin, at that point I kindof just stopped caring about mia.

          the sexy children are very very important to the plot

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Extremely homosexual post

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Black person that goons to furry literal tranime calling anyone a homosexual

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >unwarranted troony mention
            Obsessed.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's very cute. Nothing bad ever happens, just comfy exploring.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        she didnt deserve it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hate tsuki and mia but invested in it
        >watch s2
        >like vueko
        >s2 ending

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I spot a glowBlack person has brought a car to inspect?

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently my ball joints on my 45 year old shitbox were almost totally separated from the wheel.
    Time to spend $400 totally rebuilding the front end
    ...at least I don't have a car payment, right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when someone saves your image
      Holy good feels man

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >leaks oil, coolant and brake fluid
    >inspector only mentions this as he's looking at it, writes nothing on the report

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The company I work at safeties our own vehicles and I can just get our mechanic to put a sticker on my window saying its been inspected (admittedly, he will also just start fixing stuff unprompted until I have to go)

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >live in a state with no inspections
    >can street register any vehicle so long as it has lights and mirrors
    >pickup cases of beer with your ATV
    >straight pipe your Geo Metro because the muffler rotted out
    >take your kids to school in a 4x4 truck frame with a corvette body riding on top of it

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god we don't have inspections in West Australia.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the abos inspect your gas to make sure it smells right

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          *awkwardly awaiting laughter*

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=pVm8FrF4juHAoIE1

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where I live they outright ask you if it'll pass inspection and if you say no they hook the tailpipe thingy up to another car and record the data off of that one instead.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    go for inspection
    one of the fail points is rust damge where rear suspension mounts
    take the car to the body shop
    they tell me that its just some surface rust from sitting for a long time.
    atleast I wont lose my suspension.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tfw finally found a shop that does easy inspections. Took only 20 minutes. The old boomer at the dealershit takes almost 2 hours just slowly shuffling around and poking everything.

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