ITT: Drivers that make Claude Lelouch seem like a safe driver in comparison

Everyone here must have seen "C'était un rendez-vous" by now. What are some madmen that are even more reckless than him and have shared recordings of them driving like crazy? Vid related, over 10 minutes of high speed near misses, tailgating, lane switching and driving over all kinds of banned areas.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How about the Swedish-German taxi?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ArgeBlacks are so fake and gay

      Highway is so fake and gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Actually Lelouch is the fake and gay one in this situation, the sound is dubbed and the footage sped up.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The footage isn't sped up, just look at how slowly he overtakes 2CVs while the sound has the car maxing out in top gear.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's sped up at many parts, look how fast the blinkers flash

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stig simp pls go.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why is TC blinking the whole way?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shitty tires, that's what you get when you skimp and get Continentals instead of Michelins

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          French snake oil shill detected

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Post yfw you realize Continental is so bad at making tires they had to pay an American company to make the tires for the race series they themselves are the title sponsor of.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You are blaming conti when there's no evidence the tires were conti at all, they never showed the tires in a readable way. For all we know they could be chink garbage.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          frick you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          More like when you get LingLongs, Continental is a damn fine tire suitable for gentlemen drivers.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Continental is a damn fine tire suitable for gentlemen drivers.
            That's a continental amount of cope

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Did Eliott use contis?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            *tips fedora*

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Your buyer's remorse is showing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pinned comment from Taxi Stockholm (translated with google)
      >Hello! Taxi Stockholm distances itself from the clip and what the clip shows. The person who has the account where the video clip is shown is not among our employees or owners, and the car he drives is also not connected to Taxi Stockholm. This has been done completely without our consent. /Taxi Stockholm
      kek'd

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sweden’s roads truly are laid out like a need for speed game. It was purpose built for this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >when you drive in Sweden, a hot pursuit target appears on your HUD when you spot a cop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You're 5 beers, 2 whiskey sours, several glasses of wine and a seafood platter deep
      >get picked up by this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is this amateur shit
      >FWD
      >Cutting up in slow shitboxes
      Squeeze Benz did it better

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Takes a better driver to do it with a shitbox

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lol no it's like you're driving in slow motion. Not impressive at all when compared to fast cars actually designed for hooning like that. Pushing a slow shitbox like that on public roads is just cringe and hilarious.

          Did they even hit 100mph at any point of your gay video?
          Squeeze a turd

          They're cutting up and swimming, not doing speed runs. It takes skill compared to mashing the pedal of an anemic shitbox at night in Eurostan with no traffic. I saw that Urus get up to 112mph. 60mph=100km/h so that's just shy of 200km/h. That's impressive considering it was done in heavy rush hour traffic.

          If you want a proper speedrun then here you go.

          200 freedom units is equal to around 320km/h

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Lol no it's like you're driving in slow motion
            Not when actually going faster, on skinnier tires, with McPherson suspension, with no ESP or other assistances, with a car that's close to its limit. Doing 100 mph in an Urus is what is actually like slo mo.
            Your hyperventilating F80 Black folk aren't impressive either, they're just loud and obnoxious.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You’re a fricking moron and I doubt you even have a license

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            We need to wipe the fricking nocars off this board

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            your NYC gays are just that, gays
            they crash into cars and pretend they're good drivers despite that
            they'll stop doing their shit after turning 18 guaranteed

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Go wrap yourself around a tree moron

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >They're cutting up and swimming

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Dr Japanese Mercedes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did they even hit 100mph at any point of your gay video?
        Squeeze a turd

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lol no it's like you're driving in slow motion. Not impressive at all when compared to fast cars actually designed for hooning like that. Pushing a slow shitbox like that on public roads is just cringe and hilarious.
        [...]
        They're cutting up and swimming, not doing speed runs. It takes skill compared to mashing the pedal of an anemic shitbox at night in Eurostan with no traffic. I saw that Urus get up to 112mph. 60mph=100km/h so that's just shy of 200km/h. That's impressive considering it was done in heavy rush hour traffic.

        If you want a proper speedrun then here you go.

        200 freedom units is equal to around 320km/h

        I look at those videos and one quote from the bible comes to mind: "the wicked flee when no man pursueth'.
        They drive like an incompetent gang of robbers after a heist without a planned escape route.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >you weren't gay, YOU WERE RAPED

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Everyone here must have seen "C'était un rendez-vous" by now
    >plz watch much boomer flick!!!

  3. 1 month ago
    Greased Geese

    >recording yourself tailgating and doing 90mph
    >(10 over maybe)
    congrats on driving like a 27yr old woman?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fastest lane has a 130km/h (81mph) limit, this dude hit at least 215km/h (134mph) at some parts, that's 53 over in burger units or 85 over in thinking man's units.

      • 1 month ago
        Greased Geese

        unless you can timestamp the speedo saying he broke 120 I won't beleive you and im going to go to bed thinking that the guy in the op video is a giant homosexual screaming some sad little 4cylinder desperately trying to overtake sunday traffic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Shows clearly, a lot, at the beginning of the video.
          It's not even that big a deal, You can do that just going to work in the morning. Act like it's special or something?

          • 1 month ago
            Greased Geese

            I meant to specify converted to hamburger units because 120kmh is frickall

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That pic isn't from the video and it's showing 120mph, moron. You can see km/h in the inner ring.

            more relaxing than reckless
            stockholm to gothenburg in 2 hours

            Based

          • 1 month ago
            Greased Geese
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          8:33 is near his top speed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Man this should be a thing everywhere. If only my local freeway didn’t have more left lane exits than right lane ones

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    more relaxing than reckless
    stockholm to gothenburg in 2 hours

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the nyc "swimmers" niggemorons

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Drivers that make Claude Lelouch seem like a safe driver in comparison

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      furgaysisters... we got too wienery...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      furgaysisters... we got too wienery...

      >still living rent free in your head after all these years
      cummy won

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >still being a laughing stock after all these years
        FTFY

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cummy is still unironically one of the ugliest furgays I've seen
      t. routine con attendee

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How did he taste though?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldn't know, he never makes it to cons unless he's walking

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He crashes on his way there otherwise?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the Audi turk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Inshallah

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Audi turk
      Imagine my shock

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    postin' a classic:

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