Love my Audi A4 (2016) diesel automatic. 190k km on it (120k miles in burger units) and runs like a charm.

Love my Audi A4 (2016) diesel automatic.
190k km on it (120k miles in burger units) and runs like a charm. Had no problems with it other than changing tyres, filters, etc.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Audis can be nice when they work.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They always work?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes
        Mutt propaganda will say otherwise

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok and?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jus luv it simple as

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does it have torque converter or is it dsg?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can get either 1

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CVT

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice car, glad it's the diesel. My frend had the equivalent Jetta gasser, plastic cam bridge failed at 60000 miles and grenaded the motor. He really liked that car, up to that point. Looked good, handled good, quick. But it didn't last too long and VW were real pricks about the warranty.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only get diesels cars. As a mech eng, efficiency > flashyness.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >diesel
    >he fell for the EU propaganda

    diesels are for tractors and trucks not enthusiast vehicles

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i need muh 8 liter v8 to tow 1 ton

      I only get diesels cars. As a mech eng, efficiency > flashyness.

      based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Diesels are for efficiency chads.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have only 50 years on this earth and you drive a gay shitbox that makes peak power at 3000 rpm

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're dying at 50?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If I want to go fast, I use a motorbike. If I want to go from A-Z, I use a diesel car.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dyno graphs don't change the quality of the women i'm sleeping with, so i don't care

          the badge does sometimes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            as the swedes say. audi, 4 zeroes in the front and the 5th zero behind the wheel

            aint no girl getting exited over your shitbox diesel volkswagen

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            only men know it's a VW

            >sleeping with women that care about your car
            Yikes

            these usually look the best, but you can have humble girls, just don't act like you are not missing out

            the only scenario where diesels are noticeably more efficient is when you have to do a LOT of highway miles.
            if you're a travelling salesman, by all means, get you a ~2 liter turbodiesel, you'll make well above 50mpg easily
            in any other scenario, the difference will be minimal, and you'll have a heavier, noisier, dirtier engine. and if its a recent diesel, it'll also come with even more emission mitigation homosexualry than an equivalent perf gasoline engine.

            2.0 diesels surpassed 50 mpg in the 90s

            https://i.imgur.com/EN3eoVQ.jpeg

            Diesels are for owning the libs and gassing kyklists

            based and TDIpilled

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >2.0 diesels surpassed 50 mpg in the 90s
            yes, i know, that's why i said "well above"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i didn't mention "for highway use", I mean mixed driving

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            in traffic, they're hardly more efficient than an equal displacement gasoline engine. easily lose to a hybrid

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >sleeping with women that care about your car
            Yikes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >trying to pull b***hes with a diesel Audi

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Pulling women with your car
            Only going to get low quality bawds

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It’s an observation, just look around if you don’t have a diesel Audi

            >Pulling women with your car
            Only going to get low quality bawds

            If you exclusively date Beckys you won’t know

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >If you exclusively date Beckys you won’t know
            Decent women worth wifeying up don't care about your car.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Decent women have expectations
            Women that don’t offer much don’t ask for much, it’s a simple contract

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're very much mistaken, but I won't be able to convince you otherwise, so I'll just say that you should continue to believe what makes you happy and content.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I’ve had your quality of women and I’ve had my quality of women, I can always revert back if I want, I don’t want to.

            based
            I have 2014 jette TDI sportwagen with 90k miles. still no girl has been in it.

            Audi upbadge retrofit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My quality of women are rich or/educated, while you get bimbos.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes bro rich girls and their fathers want poor guys
            Also if she’s educated it means you can chit chat with her philosophy and politics with the price of her having taken miles of wiener in college, worth it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Yes bro rich girls and their fathers want poor guys
            I'm just lucky : )

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Decent women have expectations
            Women that don’t offer much don’t ask for much, it’s a simple contract

            You will never be a woman.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You never had one

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the only scenario where diesels are noticeably more efficient is when you have to do a LOT of highway miles.
        if you're a travelling salesman, by all means, get you a ~2 liter turbodiesel, you'll make well above 50mpg easily
        in any other scenario, the difference will be minimal, and you'll have a heavier, noisier, dirtier engine. and if its a recent diesel, it'll also come with even more emission mitigation homosexualry than an equivalent perf gasoline engine.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I drive 70k miles per day (to work and back). Also diesel engines just last a lot longer because the RPM is lower.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so, obv im assuming you mean 70, not 70k, lol. it was also unclear if its 70 one way, for 140 daily total, or 70 total.
            beyond that, if those are primarily highway miles, without traffic, or without too much traffic, then you're probably better off with a diesel. otherwise, a hybrid would be better.
            and an EV best of all, obviously. you know, assuming you can charge at home, which presumably you can since you have a long ass commute that implies suburbia.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes I meant 70 miles day and down a motorway. Otherwise it would 100.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What you homosexuals fail to consider is that in the EU diesel is commonly taxed less than petrol, about 15% to 20% cheaper. Combine that with the fact that diesels are significantly more efficient than gassers and they win the economy battle easily.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Clueless morons think petrol is cheaper because they look at the pump price or want petrol because it sounds "cooler".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Diesels are for owning the libs and gassing kyklists

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why pick this over an S4? Honest question.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cheaper I guess?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your timing belt will snap moron

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TDI chads, we win again.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get 54 -56 mpg out of my A4 on a motorway journey

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TDI OF COURSE.*

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly. Slow. Gay.
    vws are GAY as FRICK
    diesel is for trucks
    Kek fricking nazlet ricelet stancelet grandpalet momlet slowgaylet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We have another COPING petrolet, kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just stating facts, sonny.
        That shit js ugly, slow, and gay
        vws are GAY as FRICK
        diesel is for trucks
        Kek fricking nazlet ricelet stancelet grandpalet momlet slowgaylet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          petrolet enraged by the simple life of the TDIchad

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            See

            Just stating facts, sonny.
            That shit js ugly, slow, and gay
            vws are GAY as FRICK
            diesel is for trucks
            Kek fricking nazlet ricelet stancelet grandpalet momlet slowgaylet

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whole lotta coping going on, gaslets.
    Kneel.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stating facts is "coping!!'

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    50+ mpg is impressive, no getting around that. My hybrid gasser gets 40 for reference.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buying a car for its MPGs is like buying a beer for its ABV.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, exactly.
      its a pretty wise decision, if you're not particularly fond of the thing itself and just want the effect/utility it provides.

      t. fricking hate beer, i find the taste gross. my fav is belgian triple distilled beers with >10% abv. have to suffer less to get the job done.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you sould like a pussy and beer isn't distilled you fricking moron. belgian trippels have nothing to do with distillation. get the FRICK out of the passing lane when you see those angel eyes and roundel with your gay ass commodity economy car, you slowgaylet tastelet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          based bmw chad. I love gapping dieseloids with my tuned petrol SAAB. when we stop they always ask "doesn't that use a lot of fuel`" yes Black person it does. i know you can't afford it.. keep driving your fricking tractors

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ironic because the best Saabs were the tractor diesels

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is your mind on diesel.. What fricking diesel engines? Saab never made a diesel engine. The petrol engine of the SAAB 9000 won the Talladega. 21 days 24/7 running non stop at full throttle. Dieseloids wish they had good engines. muh MPG muh consumption eco trash

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are unbelievably moronic, the best SAABs were the diesels.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are your motor mounts friend

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Collapsed motor mounts on an Audi are still better than other non German cars

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dies

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any problems with emissions tests? I'm Cali cucked and my emissions system has been a fricking nightmare lately. Won't pass smog, no error codes, and even bmw doesn't know what to do so they're just systematically replacing parts. 2015 with 87k miles

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Luv my BMW E91 (2008) 318D manual
    238ish kilos on it. Just recently imported from germanistan(did have to replace timing chain since its common issue on n47)
    outside of that car is mint af.
    Petrol may be my preference but diesel is great for DD.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very nice Audi

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very clean white. Be sure to clay bar that bit under the driver side mirror.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want a beamer because I'd feel like a right wanker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        vws are gay as frick and for left tosser benders

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone irl that I've known to have a BMW has been a complete tosser, no offense.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, they've seen the light. Now get the FRICK out of the passing lane when you see those angel eyes and roundel, ya damn vwlet

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Now that I think about it, I know a guy who had a vw a4 then a golf r. I wonder if his british wife was a factor in that decision. Because golfs are GAY as FRICK
            hatchbacks are GAY as FRICK
            vws are GAY as FRICK

            How's that used 15 year old BMW treating you Pablo?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Which one?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This gay shit right here with the wrong bulbs installed like a typical obnoxious Calispic

            https://i.imgur.com/S38P43P.jpeg

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol how are those the wrong bulbs?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I hope you catch a bullet from a cop when he pulls your ass over.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ebonics
            kek cry pussy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Homie I got news for you that you're going to kvetch and seethe about but it's all true. You're brown, using gay ass aftermarket bulbs that make your headlights even more homosexual and obnoxious because you're an attention prostitute and you're a rolling piggy bank to cops, all it's going to take is one cop experiencing donut withdrawals getting a whiff of weed coming from your BMW 335 credit score for it to cost you your life and avoid your future run in with the repo man.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ebonics
            the headlights aren't even on and they're the stock xenons lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >bro trust this is a one owner car it's definitely not some vatozone especiale blue led bullshit some puto 3 owners ago installed

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >more ebonics

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >no argument
            Stay slow, stay mad homosexual.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what exactly do you want me to argue little eboniclet weeblet slowgaylet? what gave you the impression that i'm angry lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm gonna end my post with a lol because I'M NOT MAD
            2EZ

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >no argument
            Kek fricking weeblet ricelet stancelet slowgaylet lol

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now that I think about it, I know a guy who had a vw a4 then a golf r. I wonder if his british wife was a factor in that decision. Because golfs are GAY as FRICK
    hatchbacks are GAY as FRICK
    vws are GAY as FRICK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I get Sedans

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based
    I have 2014 jette TDI sportwagen with 90k miles. still no girl has been in it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you a nazi zombie gay

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