Mid-life Crisis

What car can I get that is not ugly, slow, or gay?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    V8 Fiero with a bodykit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel.
      >verification not required

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP said not slow. The Fiero is the slowest car I've ever driven, and my daily is a 4,300 lb Panther. I'm talking ten seconds to 60.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's why I put V8 first, m8.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a pretty decent model, rode it alot, never gave me any trouble, whatever I gave her she just took it and kept going

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kit car, build a caterham/lotus 7 and start wearing old timey racing gear and driving around town stoplight racing people.
    There's one in my town and they seem like they have fun.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Parma?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      blocks your path

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how much do the cheapest kits for these cost? i quite like the idea of having one of the poor people ones

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        a lot more than a used miata

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          like 7k? i dont like japanese cars theyre made by foreigners

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    c5 corvette

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tesla Model S, M3 is also acceptable if you're financially not quite there yet, it's still faster than any ice shitpile on the road

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What about the lowest trim 3 series if I can't even afford an M3?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dodge Charger scatty. Reasonably fast much more than you would ever need it for. Aggressive styling without looking flashy. Also a full size 4 door sedan. Shit also weighs like 4k lbs.. so if you're gonna get in a crash you're basically driving a battering ram. You can't lose. Also it's just fun to drive.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Mid-life Crisis
    Get a bike.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You complete the trifecta I’m working on of 911, Z3 Coupe, Z3.

    Maybe 6 more months and I should have 911 money.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *the hilarious thing is that you can pick up all 3 for less than what some people pay for a fricking pickup truck.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why two clown shoes tho?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Best bang for the buck there is.

        When a very used NA Miata is going for $10k and a collector quality Z3 is $12k, you go for the Z3.

        Test drove a Z4, 911, Boxster S, NA Miata, and XKR, and the Z3 had them all beat for its fun handling.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          *and the Coupe takes things to the next level.

          The roadster is a great car.
          The Coupe is one of the best things ever engineered.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All I Can Vouch For Is My Tried And True -- I have Owned 6 Volkswagen Golves Since 1995 And Have Had Nothing But Good Things To Say About Them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GTIs are very fun but the Z3’s right-wheel drive does make it better.
      I wouldn’t fault anyone for taking the increased practicality of a GTI, though.
      I drove a MK4 and its shifter and clutch were great.
      The interiors do have a tendency to fall apart, though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        To Be Honest With You.......Only 1 Of My Golves Has Had A Manual Transmission.......I Am Too Old To Be Rowing Gears Any More. LOL.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To Be Honest With You.......Only 1 Of My Golves Has Had A Manual Transmission.......I Am Too Old To Be Rowing Gears Any More. LOL.

      good posts

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pontiac G8? Sedan so you can still haul your family around n shiet.
    Or just get a motorcycle

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get a retired cop car and speed through ghettos like your looking for someone.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mid-life Crisis? Bullshit! Mid-life crisis is just a medial myth. It's the same fricking crisis all the time.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    From what I have seen your two most common options are
    >trugg with high displacement (6.0 minimum) engine, tow / haul package and liftkit
    >this is your best choice if you want to constantly tell the desk girl how much shit your truck can do and occasionally help your nephew move furniture
    >bonus points if you live in an apartment complex and wienerblock two spots if you get home early enough

    Alternatively
    >automatic challenger with one of those plastic grills on the back window
    >completely stock outside of seat covers and a bumper sticker but make sure to emphasize you only run 93 octane through it for performance reasons
    >this is your best option for aggressively overtaking people on side streets by cutting into the oncoming lane and spending saturdays cleaning it while wearing cutoff jeans

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mid life crysis calls for drastic changes.
    get a hayabusa

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