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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    same answer as any "which car to attract chicks" thread: trucks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, except the real answer is that if you can't get a chick without a car, the car isn't going to magically get one for you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a new tacoma but get no hags tho

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nucoma
        Found the issue

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nucoma
        Found the issue

        tfw
        >Own a 2013 Taco that looks like it's brand new (4 doors and lifted suspension)
        >Get no head turns from ladies at the bus stops.

        >Drive company vehicle, a two door 2007 Taco that's rusted to all hell and the paint is chipping
        >Get all them now looking and running their fingers through their hair

        I don't understand women.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s true lol. (Stock) Trucks are pretty much the only vehicle women won’t judge you negatively for driving.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know about MILFs, but if you want a GILFs, this will have grandpa's depends down her ankles.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Convertibles and old stuff like an el camino or 60s luxury cars with quirky looks. The only 'milfs' around are most likely gonna look like this though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with her aside from the haircut

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/D3GxSRY.jpeg

        Convertibles and old stuff like an el camino or 60s luxury cars with quirky looks. The only 'milfs' around are most likely gonna look like this though

        Man you know she’s down to bang,

        I have this animal attraction to chicks like her and Big Red/chanty binx.
        Just wanna wanna bang the stuffing out of both of them you know they’re both repressed animals if you prime them right it’s gonna be wet and messy all weekend.

        There I’ve said it

        Frick i need to go rub one out

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What is wrong with you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still hit it

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically a pickup truck

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably a sports car or bike, anything that makes her feel youthful again. But if you're a young buck and their into that, any car will do.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >their mom
    >singular
    >there are clearly three moms

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the MILF on the right

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's oyakodon with the bishojo on the top right and the school counselor on the bottom left, in the nurse's office.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Milf attraction is so dumb, can someone explain this to me ?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      old b***hes = money you fricking moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        R u moronic, obviously these morons are actually attracted to old women

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cause they want anime sugar mamas

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      single moms with fading looks are desperate. milf fetishists unwittingly announce to the world that they can't compete for high calibre women

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So basically like fat fetishists?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >people who like hamburgers can't afford steak
        This is stupid logic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I drive a 4Runner.

        They're dtf without games.
        >high calibre women
        lol incel

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you sound like you were raised by a single mother ,and blame her for all your short comings

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the appeal that they want to feel desired and young again. They want to be with you, will do anything, and they're happy about it. It's something about revealing the smile of the younger person hidden in their minds.

      So basically like fat fetishists?

      Yes, similar.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As a fat milf kinosour i concur its truw

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it basically jap cartoons and porn that rots these people's brains? Or is there ever a genuine, natural attraction to milfs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The appeal of MILFs/older women in general, at least to me, is that they're more mature, confident and "developed". Works in fantasy but not so much in reality. Personally I like older seductress archetype like the bottom right in OP's pic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        gonster

        >The appeal of MILFs/older women in general, at least to me, is that they're more mature, confident and "developed".
        nooooo you must go after the young hateful c**ts and inflate their already massive egos!!!
        the only good women i've met were twice my age

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          uhhhh k then incel why havent you married and started a family with one yet if theyre so great?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >start a family with a middle-aged woman
            and make another of you?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            What's wrong with a me :(?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >touhou
        >>>/jp/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s zoomers being moronic just like they did with femboy hooters and tomboys and all that other stupid shit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        as long as said milfs are breedable its all good.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one car is going to attract milfs you morons. You just need to look like someone they dated in high school.
    >t. picked up milfs in bars all the time
    >always got told I looked like an old high school boyfriend of theirs
    The weirdest one was the time I got invited to tag team her with her husband since I looked like he did in high school.

    • 2 weeks ago
      gonster

      >The weirdest one was the time I got invited to tag team her with her husband since I looked like he did in high school.
      yuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I got invited to tag team her with her husband since I looked like he did in high school.
      Yeah, okay, buddy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You could never imagine the amount of swingers in florida. There was a milf at the gym I used to go to that would check out all the guys and occasionally invite some of them to swing, literally. She had a sex swing and liked being tied up in it and used like a frick toy.

        https://i.imgur.com/FMRooMc.png

        >The weirdest one was the time I got invited to tag team her with her husband since I looked like he did in high school.
        yuck

        Yeah, never doing that again. You know how hard it is to keep an erection around another dude?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You could never imagine the amount of swingers in florida.
          Anon, I don't doubt you were doing that. What I meant to imply is that I think you fricked the husband.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Florida is another planet jfc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why'd you get into picking up MILFs in Florida bars?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because I kept getting hit on by milfs and noticed a pattern.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Funnily enough, i once took my dad's truck to a tireshop to get a tire patched.
    Met a lady who told me i looked like a relative of hers. We talked a bit and exchanged numbers.
    Later that day, I texted her and told her she was hot.
    we texted a bit more, and hooked up later that night.
    Great sex, but kissing older lips feels weird.
    For anyone curious, I was 22 and she was 54.
    Truck was a 2001 nissan frontier

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anything old or trashy will get you milfs and especially tatted up single moms

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based xj chad i miss mine but patrols are cheaper/better here now

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    porsche cayenne

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only time I've ever had a car compliment from a woman was from an Asian mother while I was driving this.
    Guaranteed to impress middle aged asiatic b***hes who think it's fancy compared to the tuk-tuks they grew up riding.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to have a teacher who had that exact model of Passat in that exact color.
    She used to dress like it was the early 90's, not because it had started to become cool yet, but because she never left.
    Thx for the reminder lol.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You'll pull them in with this. Although it works for females in general.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The most bloated SUV you can find

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whatever this is

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ive never been attracted to any b***h that’s older than 32. they are visibly haggard, full of loose skin, and inexplicable wrinkles that i can’t look past. many of them are out of shape as well. they play into the “just be a fatass bro its 2024” schtick and don’t let it go

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actually, i lied. asiatic women still look good in their 30’s. definitely not white b***hes though… absolutely not…never…ever…not once…cars

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nissan xterra

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    C4 corvette
    I'm being serious too, older women loved my c4

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’re onto something, I have a c3 but get the same effect

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing I want more in life than a woman with massive fricking honkers. I mean real oversized milk tankers. Just absolutely ginormous jiggly wobbly big and bouncy bazookas.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You ever had a gf with biguns?

      It's great for a few months but then the novelty wares off.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yea same with being a billionaire. fun for a few months and then its kinda boring. who would want that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they're only great if they're not saggy and she has no gut.

          I'll take perky smaller ones and a non-fat girl any day

          https://i.imgur.com/8IjZU51.png

          What cars are certified MILF magnets?

          any post wall car will do

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tittyfricking is so much fun though. If it was a daily option, I wouldn't even think about regular sex again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Since you're tired of her, I'll take your big titty gf off your hands then

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had an attractive milf lady strike up a conversation with me about my old alfa romeo from the 70s. This happened at a car park. It was the last, and only time a woman has initiated a conversation in the wild with me that and wasn't just doing her job.

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