My dad is giving me his Nissan Maxima after he is done driving it.

My dad is giving me his Nissan Maxima after he is done driving it.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's nice, you can sell it and buy something less gay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm never selling it. It has 300hp. I am only moving forward.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It has 300hp.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          exactly.

          what are you going to do with 300hp in a fwd car

          I'm going to drive it.

          burn rubber
          gap krautboxes
          understeer into barriers
          the usual

          You sound gay.

          maximas with the V6 are only cars nissan have

          >maximas with the V6. kek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what are you going to do with 300hp in a fwd car

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          burn rubber
          gap krautboxes
          understeer into barriers
          the usual

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          maximas with the V6 are only cars nissan have

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm rocking 530 in a gti, its fun.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            post build and dyno

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reverse is broken?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He'd have to come home from buying cigarettes first wouldn't he?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a Maxima, young thug.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a maxima not an altima

        Black folk drive maximas too

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The yukon has 355hp, my Maxima has 300hp. That is just 55hp more.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      also, the yukon is going to be much much slower.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >after he is done driving it.
    You mean after the sentencing?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have a dad?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will put on the least miles than everyone.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Day 2 of Maxima....

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where can I meet women with this car?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        mexico (unironically)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Baltimore, Chicago, Atlanta, Detroit, St. Louis

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Almost forgot, Washington, D.C. It’ll go over pretty big time there.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The ghetto

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People are going to think you’re a Black person

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a maxima not an altima

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn’t matter, it’s a Nissan

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he done driving it yet? It's been about 13h since you posted.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nissan cvt
    anon, it will blow up every 70k miles
    get rid of it and buy something more reliable, this isn't a care to hold onto

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One time I made the grave mistake of purchasing a vehicle made by Nissan. Never again

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nissan has only ever produced one respectable vehicle model. The 2nd gen seX-terra

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      all old pre 2000s Nissans are good and respectable

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