My onitis just posted this. What fricking car is this?

My onitis just posted this

What fricking car is this?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Volkswagen passat. Why are you simping over some consumerist prostitute?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesnt look like a Passat or it is just one with a iPad glued on it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The shifter does look like a Passat which is a good catch, but the rest of the car doesnt match, even if you take into account that the huge iPad screen probably isnt stock

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Abarth 600E
    sorry op but you have to be 18 or older to post here and to get women to like you, you can offer her nothing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Abarth 600E
      Don't look like it.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it her bf's car?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      she doesnt have a bf. its not her car tho, and she posted this at like 7:30am, which is weird because she doesnt get into work until 10, so either she stayed the night with someone (yesterday was valentines day) and they are taking her home early or idk what the frick

      i am literally shaking right now

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Stanly cup
        >fake israeliteelery
        >stubby thumb
        You can do better anon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/DKXZKQb.jpg

        My onitis just posted this

        What fricking car is this?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        brother you're doing it to yourself

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        oneitis gays need to get shot. it’s the only way they’ll learn.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        she doesn't even know you exist anon. don't do this to yourself.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        gotta move on, anon. you're doing it to yourself

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn dude. get yourself a girl who believes in the holy one, and follows his light. best decision I’ve ever made.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          "tradwife" types are literally insane and get off on being abused and feeling "owned"

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            100%. if you’re not up to the task then don’t bother. letting yourself get emotionally attached to women is anyone’s first mistake. they are ALL like this.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's the downside?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based as frick.

            What's the downside?

            I'm not really seeing any. Maybe the christianity?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you know too much about her to not be doing this to yourself. You can be better than this bro.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you posting pictures of my gf you pathetic homosexual?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used to think things like this. You have to delete her from your life, burned bridges, no half measures.

        Long term mind numbing solitude is better than this.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Long term mind numbing solitude is better than this.

          no its not. I miss having someone to obsess over like this.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon, go find a prostitute that looks better and cure your oneitis. Once you understand women for what they all are (prostitutes) you’ll gain the confidence needed to catch one.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit you're a fricking creep. people like your moronic ass are the reason why women are afraid to walk alone at night.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          post breasts

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like to sprint at women walking alone at night when on my nightly runs.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's fricking over anon
        she's a fat prostitute, move on, it will be hard and you won't do it but know that we told you so

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's so over

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that hand
    what a goblina

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is onibreasts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      something that all women (and moronic homosexuals) have

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Subarus have the new portrait iPad screens like that

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    DAS A POOBARU FORESTER

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oneitis
    NGMI

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m having trouble finding a matching hazard button that’s down by the shifter like that. It might be ford

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just ask her moron

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I figured it out, it’s a fricking JAC J7

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is this dollar store car holy frick hahaha
      imagine getting cucked by someone who drives THAT

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe she JACd him off in it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick anon delivers

      DA autism never fails specially on something that obscure thats a nice feat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      do people even drive these chinkmobiles in america?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't even sell them here, the closest thing you can get to a chinkmobile is a Volvo.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What on God's green earth is JAC

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Impressive, I figured OP was from the US b/c Yeti mug.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they only sell yetis in the US

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually it looks pretty nice, specially to moron women who only care about big screens she probably thought it was some sort of super car and thats why she let him smash

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMAOing at this styling.
      In this video, the guy is at a VW dealership and the key looks like a VW key to me, so that would explain why it has the Passat shift knob.

      >Verification not required.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        JAC has some joint venture with VW in China I think

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao how did you even figure that out

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I searched through aliexpress to find replacement buttons

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/6gu4ukR.png

      I searched through aliexpress to find replacement buttons

      Based DA DAtist
      Never underestimate the power of the DAner

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anons is getting cucked by a dubai septic truck driver
      lmao

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Considering the hand's shape, israeliteelry, the car and the stupid cup, my comprehensive cultural analysis determines that the op and the female are Mexican. 95% certainty

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/LLJDa05.jpg

      LMAOing at this styling.
      In this video, the guy is at a VW dealership and the key looks like a VW key to me, so that would explain why it has the Passat shift knob.

      >Verification not required.

      >Russia
      that explains the fat slavic thumb

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      NI-HOW

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your oneitis has at one point been tied up and dicked down by a 7 inch chad wiener

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon that’s a cup not a car

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that thumb

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That air freshener tells me it's owned by a female

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you blurring out the stanley logo on the cup?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Might be a custom engraving or something, you can see the Yeti logo on the bottom

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's got her name engraved on it. Somewhat common w/ Yeti mugs.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fat fingers
    >Is obsessed with 'status' and colored thermos

    Yikes, OP.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is obsessed with 'status' and colored thermos
      thats all women

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What fricking car is this?

    I know but wont tell you because she is NOT interested

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did she friendzone you OP?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i honestly believe its because im not black

      no im not joking, everytime i see her around campus here, shes always talking about some african celebrity or athlete she likes, i went to get a perm a week ago and ive sat in tanning beds for longer than i’d like to admit but she still doesn’t see anything in me. i even tried learning how to rap like tupac and writing poems for her

      what’s the point?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        American post

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you simping over a mudshark?? That alone would kill any interest in a woman I liked

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Put me in the screencap

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        if this is all not larp (it is though) you need your brain removed and examined

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Put me in the screencap too

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I SEE NO CHANGES.
        WAKE UP IN THE MORNIN AND I ASK MYSELF.
        IS LIFE WORTH LIVIN, SHOULD I BLAST MYSELF?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://vocaroo.com/13nVHiXOFBkE

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you really reel everyone in for a rollercoaster ride of a thread only to set it up for black posting

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fugly thumb

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mike? This is Ashley, why are you posting me on this board? STOP Stalking me you freak!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're fooling nobody.
      nobody with hands like that would have a normal-ass name like Ashley
      t. Ashley(male)

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Short, stubby, fat, brown fingers
    >Fat wrist with metal wristpiece

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2/10 pointy knees would not frick

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm an incel with no standards
        We know

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the point of this thread?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      personal army for op to find out whos banging his oneitis

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She has fatchick hands

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chad's shitwagon he still owes 35k on
    >oneibreasts
    You are in for a wurld of hurt.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >simping for lead poisoned girls
    ngmi

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop simping for fat chicks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      make me

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JAC
    OP what country are you from? China?

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i know what it's like anon. the girl i like doesn't care about me at all. i think about her every day and i know for a fact i'm never on her mind, ever. if i died tomorrow and she heard about it she wouldn't feel anything. she's also a chubby mexican too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had bad oneitis before and I got it again, not as bad this time
      at the very least with the new girl we were close friends to begin with versus being a total orbiter and she likes to hug me when she's drunk so it's not all bad
      she isn't fat though, I may be a turbo virgin but at least I have standards

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >passenger seat
    Ah man it's over

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a subaru. she's probably a lesbian

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    anon, your oneitis is fat.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >onitis is a fat chick sleeping with a guy who drives a Chinese shitbox
    How fricking low are your standards?

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your oneitis has a fat thumb

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    epic thread

    op is still a homosexual

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