My parents won't let me drive a shitbox because it makes me look low status. They want me to buy new car.

My parents won't let me drive a shitbox because it makes me look low status. They want me to buy new car.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell them Warren Buffet drives a 15 year old shit box

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      a 2014 Cadillac XTS isn't quite shitbox territory

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He had a bigger shitbox before that

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >FWD
        it's a shitbox

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just buy a miata already

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Ca3jYs7.jpeg

      Ugly cars for Black folk and pakis

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How DARE you say that about the E30. You're a tastelet and will receive no more (you)s from me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's right THOUGH

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/AN4Wkd8.jpeg

      https://i.imgur.com/W1mFHnt.jpeg

      USG

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy used so you can b***h how all new cars are made for women.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Based," to use the parlance of our times. Also let them know what miatas are girls. Kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >don't like a new product? Well vote with your wallet and..... BUY IT

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remind them that you *are* low status. If they're worried about how it will reflect on them, then it's up to them to buy you a new car.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      this. if they cant afford to put you in style they cant say shit

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a classic car

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They want me to buy new car.
      With whose money?

      >frickin breaks down
      >gets crashed into by karen at walgreens, loses $90,000 value instantly
      >gets hotwired by Black folk and driven off a cliff

      its small, light, and WEAK.
      yes, WEAK.
      in the context of cars you drive in the real world, and not in a track, that is a GOOD thing.

      if you own a BMW, you can NEVER really drive it hard. EVER.
      step on the throttle for a couple seconds, you're breaking the speed limit.
      keep stepping on it for a couple more, you're probably gonna die. unless you're on a highway, in which case you're looking at your license being taken away plus maybe some jail time.

      in a miata, you can actually drive that thing HARD. you can launch it, rev out 1st/2nd to the limiter, and you're still not breaking the law. or, if you are, its not by a lot, you're still within the realm of just getting a ticket.
      in the twisties? yea you can put your foot down hard after every turn, and keep it down for a while, and you'll still have time to break for the next turn. in a BMW, you're going off the road if you try that shit.
      so yea, its fun because unlike "real" sports cars, you can actually drive it hard.
      also its actually affordable, unlike a BMW.

      you've driven neither, this is pure benchracing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >With whose money?
        Mine. i mean i can afford a new car but doesnt mean i want to throw that much money on a point a to point b machine

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          so it's a non-issue then

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you've driven neither, this is pure benchracing
        It's pasta. I have 4 BMWs, by the way.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not really bait, it's just misguided.
          It's true that you can't step on the throttle in a BMW for fear of breaking something, but it's not the speed limit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kek weeblet ricelet stancelet slowgaylet boyracelets are so delusional

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well I'm sure it's not all of them but there were those ones with the.... *issues*

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            See

            Kek weeblet ricelet stancelet slowgaylet boyracelets are so delusional

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean there were those certain models that if you drove them too hard they would literally rip the structural floor out of the car.....

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            See

            Kek weeblet ricelet stancelet slowgaylet boyracelets are so delusional

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Surely as a BMW enthusiast you know about those renown *issues* right? You're not in denial are you anon?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            see

            Kek weeblet ricelet stancelet slowgaylet boyracelets are so delusional

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh dear, I understand if that might be a bit of a sore spot for you

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            see

            Kek weeblet ricelet stancelet slowgaylet boyracelets are so delusional

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oopsie

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Uh oh..... are you getting me confused with someone anon?
            You don't have an anonymous poster living rent free in your head do you?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            see

            Kek weeblet ricelet stancelet slowgaylet boyracelets are so delusional

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            see

            https://i.imgur.com/tlbre5F.jpeg

            oopsie

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fricking dogshit 330 ci.
            Never again. Frick bmw..

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shoulda got an E30 325i or E92.335i/M3

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kek dumbass weeblet ricelet stancelet tastelet slowgayley boyracelets are so fricking delusional

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >same copypaste line as always
    Yawn, got any newer material for me to endlessly shitpost against?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its small, light, and WEAK.
    yes, WEAK.
    in the context of cars you drive in the real world, and not in a track, that is a GOOD thing.

    if you own a BMW, you can NEVER really drive it hard. EVER.
    step on the throttle for a couple seconds, you're breaking the speed limit.
    keep stepping on it for a couple more, you're probably gonna die. unless you're on a highway, in which case you're looking at your license being taken away plus maybe some jail time.

    in a miata, you can actually drive that thing HARD. you can launch it, rev out 1st/2nd to the limiter, and you're still not breaking the law. or, if you are, its not by a lot, you're still within the realm of just getting a ticket.
    in the twisties? yea you can put your foot down hard after every turn, and keep it down for a while, and you'll still have time to break for the next turn. in a BMW, you're going off the road if you try that shit.
    so yea, its fun because unlike "real" sports cars, you can actually drive it hard.
    also its actually affordable, unlike a BMW.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >in a miata, you can actually drive that thing HARD
      Just like your boyfriends wiener you homosexual.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's your money. You get to decide. I know it's tough being Asian, anon.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at him. He still won’t post wiener. Not like “”””he”””” had one to begin with kek.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobody wants to see that norville

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But you are low status especially if in debt. Will they buy a car for you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chat gpt post

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      csssk
      sip
      aaah

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know the feel, anon.
    >"but anon, wouldn't you WANT a supercar if you were rich?"
    >"you NEED to get a cool car, even if you have to finance it, because the opportunities you'll get from people seeing how successful you are will pay for themselves!"
    I don't have the heart to tell them that only subhumans drive sports cars, and that I live in a failed state (Canada) where the only opportunity is leaving this shithole.

    This is why I'm saving every penny, and don't see the purpose in building a "network" with the fricking degenerate morons here - especially when I wouldn't even be able to export my homosexual status-car if I got one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't have the heart to tell them that only subhumans drive sports cars
      What kind of poorgay cope is this
      The apple doesn't fall far from the tree my friend, you're definitely just as incompetent as your parents, so you cope in the opposite direction.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dunno, anon, I just find them to be ugly and lame.
        Now, I WILL happily buy an 80s sports car.
        But if I'm moving away soon, there's no point finding one here right now.

        But all the post-2000 shit looks horrendous.
        Unironically ghastly.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Why do all brown people type like this

          [...]
          >t. guy who works 45 hours a week as a programmer and thinks owning a tessy wessy or some other generic poopcar on a $900 biweekly payment makes him a chad

          Sounds like cope.
          You'll always own some 30 year old FWD 1.5l 4 cylinder 4 speed auto shitbox and you'll cope to other poorhomosexuals on 4chins about how sovlful it is, and how only the browns drive better stuff than you, but they're actually secretly in massive amounts of debt because they're as poor as you.
          It's the same fricken copepost over and over on this board kek.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It doesn't matter what car you drive, Rakesh. White girls aren't gonna frick you, sorry.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You will never be white pablo

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Whiter than you Rajneesh.
            Btw you stink

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You still have to go back across the border juan McCircumcised muttez lopez

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            mexicans don't circumsize though

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well mexicans/mestizos are identityless mutts who make for really good cattle slaves, most mutts are circumcised, if they arent purely mexican and have some Black and anglo mixed in

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy cope

        Why do all brown people type like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >only subhumans drive sports cars
      Surprisingly true. Fellow leaf here. Everytime I see a Mustang or Challenger it's an Indian guy 9/10 times. Plenty of boomers drive older sports cars, but they're smart enough to garage them for the winter.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy cope

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't have the heart to tell them that only subhumans drive sports cars
          What kind of poorgay cope is this
          The apple doesn't fall far from the tree my friend, you're definitely just as incompetent as your parents, so you cope in the opposite direction.

          >t. guy who works 45 hours a week as a programmer and thinks owning a tessy wessy or some other generic poopcar on a $900 biweekly payment makes him a chad

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >mustang
        >challenger
        muscle cars, not sports cars. thats why subhumans are driving them(the new ones anyway)

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Low quality bait that a disappointingly high amount of people fell for.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your parents gave you your genetics and raised you in a certain way. How you look and act is their fault. A car won't fix that.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they're paying for it, just get a Z4. If they aren't, who gives a frick what they think?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can your parents control your ability to spend your own money

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They want me to buy
    I'm all for listening to ones parents but, lol. Parents dont' get to tell you to sign up for 10's of thousands of dollars of debt.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LITTLE MOMMAS BOY HAS TO DO WHAT HIS PARENTS TELL HIM

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SO they're buying you a new car?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's funny because back in the day, my parents wouldn't let me buy a pickup truck for the same reason.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mine wouldnt let me buy a pickup because they thought i was too moronic not to slide the ass end out and die after the first light drizzle. They've been wrong so far about every other vehicle they thought would kill me, too. Just buy the shit.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're all the same, the lot of you. with your weeblet "sports cars" and homosexual hatchbacks
    kek delusional weeblet ricelet stancelet slowgaylet boyracelets

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    had similar issue with parents i just became headstrong and insisted then i
    saved up some money and bought a cash car. Now they understand cause my siblings that fallowed their advice in car payment hell

    t.vw golf 5 cylinders

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If they want you to drive a new car then tell them they’re paying for it

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They're right.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw born into poverty
    skill issue

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You can buy yourself a shit car.
    They can buy you a new car.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I had a similar experience!
    My in-laws were telling my son to buy a new car. We found a high mileage but nice SUV for about 7k.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GET SOMETHING WITH STYLE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i want to get a brz but barely any dealers have them much less at msrp

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a classic (relatively) reliable car that says I come from old money, like a W126 or something. I guess that might not work on ethnics if they're thinking about 'status', because they've probably got shitty nouveau riche taste. Guess what I'm trying to say is, frick your parents and buy something good.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Some people are like that, for example you could get a lightly used 370z but they they buy you a brand new base model hyundai for a lot more money. No convincing some people, some of them have some huge fear like they will get swindled getting 2nd hand.
    Caring about status as if they are some king or queen, pitiful.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Your parents are not good people.
    Leave your home and get a life, there's nothing for you to learn from them.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    10 year old Acura or Lexus you're welcome

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a used car, clean it up so it looks new, and pretend to be moronic and say that you though it was new.

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