Nissan Juke

So whats the concensus on this car? seems very fuel inefficient... The 4 way parking cameras does look nice though

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    U 4 real anon?
    Nissan cvt
    Nuff said

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can be had with a manual and a turbo in nismo trim
      the nismo models seats are very comfy and it has a nicely laid out interior similar to a Z

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >turbo on a tiny homien engine
        >plus
        40k mile engine life

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some women love how they look (talked to them)

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if I was a drug dealer, i'd drive one.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to hate the look but its grown on me

      Whys anon, curious of your logic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it looks very aggressive and angry, would intimidate rival drug dealers (opps) and police won't bother me cause its a CUV, although a very aggressive one.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who the frick's been intimidated by a juke?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it looks very aggressive and angry
          I don't see it at all, it would just be pathetic

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Next time you see a grey Juke in your rear view, pull over and let’s have a chat.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            about astrology and periods?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes and hot boys.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only people I know that drive these ugly assed cars are lesbians

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like the other anons said I’ve really only seen girls flop around in these. I don’t see the appeal

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only actual monkeys and gorilla's drive them. I've never seen one in good shape so that camera must be shit

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything wrong with modern car design in one vehicle

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >microscopic, tubo engine
      >cvt
      >cuckover
      >egg
      >bugeye, high position headlights to blind everyone around
      >baloon beltline
      checks out. Does it have even one redeeming quality?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >microscopic turbo engine
        Huh? It's a 1.6. It's an average size for a turbo engine. It's not like it's a 1.2 or something.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >As much power as a civic SI
          >Sporty seats
          >Helical LSD and a 6 speed
          I see no issue with the nismo RS version, dunno if I'd own one myself but I find them neat

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where do you live, Japan? 2-3 liter turbocharged engines are very common.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't like it but the designers also collabed on Rinne no Lagrange so it's still kinda based

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of these passed me in a 50mph zone on my drive to work and I had to actively restrain myself from fricking with them.

    I guess in your little euro city zones with 20kph street limits the base models make sense, since you're never going to drive the thing outside of the 3 mile zone you never leave.
    I could never own a vehicle that needs to use 100% pedal for an entire onramp to barely meet highway speed. Unsafe.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what about the diesel version?? and how usefull are the 4 cameras on all sides, whats included in the sport pack?? Is the panoramic roof a must?? i need info...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Diesel version is awful
        The surround camera system is very helpful parking.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    -Under rated in America. Properly rated everywhere else
    -Renault petrol engine, JATCO CVT that is actually competent and decently reliable if equipped with D-Drive display
    -Nismo RS version is the spec to get for AWD versions. A base S trim version is fine to get with a six speed if you plan to mod it.
    -Cheapest torque vectoring AWD car on the market
    -AWD versions have multi link rear suspension, FWD have a lesser torsion beam
    -Fun handling that punches above its weight on windy roads
    -Awful launching from a stop in all forms
    -Worthless backseat for adults

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nismo Juke is cool

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >racing(tm) bucket seats in a racing(tm) red
      sorry anon, they look kinda pathetic and out of place in the obviously budget crossover interior

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is just an absolutely average generic commuterbox

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