NOW THIS IS A TRUCK YOU BLOODY SEPPOS

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "I hate Australians so god damn much"
    - Some guy on DA

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never not be fricking mad we never got utes.
    >inb4 some moron says el camino, ranchero or the fricking subaru baja
    frick you those aren't real utes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >those aren't real utes
      Yeah, because at least I can dump whatever the frick I want on those and throw them off-road without compromising the floor and chassis while at it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I will never not be fricking mad we never got utes.

      It certainly appeals to me. I kind of need a truck for yard work and hauling a boat; but I want a sports car.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        even up to the 80's utes were the main vehicle for business but they later changed to the those cheaper basic small japanese tray pickups so the manufacturers pivoted to selling the utes as lifestyle vehicles to males. Those small pickups like ford ranger drive absolutely horribly compared to a car so I think the reason people daily drive them is for their looks. Its also pretty pointless for trucks like the F150 to be so high off the ground since they so rarely go offroad.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      in what way is the el camino not a ute

    • 2 months ago
      Greased Geese

      if a ranchero isnt a ute then i dont frickin want utes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >inb4 some moron says el camino, ranchero or the fricking subaru baja

      El Camino and Ranchero were definitely utes. The Baja isn't neither is the Ford Maverick.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s a pretty rig Bruce, grats.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sick truck c**t

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey there's some hay out in the field, can you haul it in?
    Yeah it's a bit soupy haha it gets like that with all the rain we have

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Utes are abominations. There I said it.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You call that a truck?
    THIS is a truck

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a car with a truck bed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So is your 'truck'. Also your usecase is just same as cars anyway.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have a truck.
        I'm just saying it as it is.
        It's a car with a truck bed. Deal with it.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    35k for a xr6 lmaooooooooo

    https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/cars/ford/falcon/listing/4651129792?bof=HmHwINE8

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      new zealand dollars are monopoly money

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then the Aussies better watch out since they're .09 away from being worse than monopoly money.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          never gonna happen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      meawnhily i paid 12k for mine and it has a turbo and fg2 infotainment

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had to look up the definition of seppo.
    I wish in my little head I only knew of steve irwin since he was the first australian guy I learned about.
    No, I wouldn't mind if we had modern chevy el caminos or ford rancheros. That would be cool

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i find it amusing that the australian term for people from the americas is short for "separatist" as if not being bri'ish is some kind of insult

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Penal Colony

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's short for septic tank you dumb yank

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, and idk how they don't realize we take pride in the revolution. It's hilarious

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is not what it means you peasant. Seppo is a brain-damaged australian corruption of 'Septic tank', which itself is a stupid london rhyming slang version of 'yank'.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So do they have internet in British jails now?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *enters your thread*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a Ute. Its too slow, too big, rides too high, and it has four doors. If they lowered it slightly and offered as a shortened single cab model then that could qualify as a ute.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ferd
    Gross

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off gm

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    rip utes 1934-2015

  15. 2 months ago
    s10fag

    ute*

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk why youd want to drive one of those big american "trucks" when you can enjoy a ride in one of these! lots of visibility, only requires a car license, and bloody spacious i tell you what. you can fit a shitload of stuff in the back too.

    • 2 months ago
      Greased Geese

      bugman fatal accident machine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >requires a car license
      you need a special loicense to drive a pickup, in addition to your car license?

      That's funny. I can drive this with my car license here in America.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you need a light rigid license to drive a vehicle over 4,500 kg GVM (this one is 4,495 kg). they love their licenses over here!

        bugman fatal accident machine

        for you

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    IF YOU'RE A FRICKING FULL GROWN AUSSIE, THIS IS WHAT YOU'D DRIVE YOU FRICKING DOG c**tS, A V8 UTE LOOOOONG BED.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      6 O CLOCK IN THE FACKEN MORNIN!

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