>Okay.

>Okay. What kind of "car guy" are you?

What's your response?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a deal findin, wrenchin, pick n pullin, jerry rigin, shitbox lover.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thats a lot of words to say you are poor

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Poor in money but rich in spirit. When the grid goes down I'll be fine. You'll be hiding in a bunker.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shitbox enjoyer
      you can't have proper fun in a nice car

      wannabe wrencher but really a wrenchlet who just wants to hoon neglected shitboxes

      The kind that drives a shitbox grocerymobile, doesn't actually wrench anything, and plays racing simulators. No I will not get a job to fund my hobby.

      I like shitbox economy coupes.

      ywnb takumi

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        OK?
        Still not watching your gay tranime.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >you will never be a spoiled brat who races his daddies cars and doesn't know how to wrench
        Fine by me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How is he spoiled? He was forced to drive since he was 13 by his father so he just viewed cars as another chore.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >How is he spoiled?
            It's a free car. Not only that, but it was a free car in a nation where it's notoriously expensive to own a personal car. He's also not responsible for registration, insurance, and when he blew up the engine, Papa Bunta showed up with another free engine. I don't think Takumi was even shown helping with it AT ALL.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >another free engine
            Not any engine, a group A TRD engine.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            In the manga it's implied he has contacts with a racing team so he might've gotten a "spare" used engine. In the anime he's friend with Keiichi Tsushiya.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            A fricking RWD corolla is notoriously expensive to own in Japan?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Owning a car at all is prohibitively expensive in Japan which is by design. They tax you out the fricking ass, parking is non-existent, and they have extremely strict inspections which means you have to near perfectly maintain it too, no driving around on bald tires with grinding brakes and pissing oil like Florida lets you. Remember Japan is an island that's a bit smaller than California (and even less of that is habitable because of how mountainous it is), with 37% of the population of the US, or the population of California, Texas, Florida, New York, and Pennsylvania combined. There is simply not enough room for everyone to have their own car like we do here and the tax structure is set up to both encourage people to not own one and for the people who do, to encourage them to buy one that's as small as possible as Kei cars are taxed far less.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mechanophile

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not some dickhead with a carbine gas setup

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      overgassed means it runs even when dirty as frick

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    all i need is a head gasket
    and a clutch slave cylinder
    and two pistons
    and rear springs
    and a fuel pump assembly
    and a gallon of steering fluid
    and my car will run like a clock i swear

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ive got a troony under my bed
    and its made of aluminum

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's 00's Truggs

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    American. I buy American.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That doesnt count if you are buying used.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i dont own a car

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a car guy. I'm a truck man.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a commie or commie sympathiser I swear

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you'd be lucky to own one car in a communist country, let alone 3
      communist countries have absurdly low vehicle ownership rates, and not because public transport exists, it's because everyone is fricking dirt poor

  11. 1 month ago
    Hotwing

    Car guys get the rope

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Made in China
      Lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Hotwing

        >Wisconsin, China
        Yes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally at a dive bar
      Yuck, don't you have some heroine to shoot up and a smoky prostitute wife to swing with?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Better be packing heat, squid boy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Glad to not be american, I'd fricking hate to be shot at by a e-girl weeb.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Pippa
          >e-girl
          what crack are you smoking?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            All anime is of children according to normies

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'll have you know I have an adult woman fetish

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >weeb
        hopefully one day you grow up

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          One day you'll stop being a bus riding euro

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I have more guns and more cars and trucks than you, without a doubt.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            whatever you say sanjay

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >thinks I'm brown

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        total weeb annihilation

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was going to criticise the weeb keychain but then I noticed the Buick tri-shield and kneeled.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >buick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like your style

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bikes are for dykes. It’s time for your sex change, loser.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Hurrrly
      >Not even the decency to get a Suzuki, let alone something cool like a Buell
      What a fricking embarrassment.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Harley
      That's a yikes from me dawg

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yea i bet youre used to ropes gayboi

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Classic Italian

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i like cars

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wrenchlet stancelet weeblet kind

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Racecar guy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yo!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Vroom vroom!

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shitbox enjoyer
    you can't have proper fun in a nice car

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wannabe wrencher but really a wrenchlet who just wants to hoon neglected shitboxes

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >That lack of trigger discipline
    Well im triggered.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >muh trigger discipline
      You mean reddit finger

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's a M1911 with the hammer down, its probably not loaded and he's just posing with it. With the hammer down on a single action pistol you couldn't fire it with the trigger down even if it had a round in the chamber.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >its probably not loaded
          I'd bet money that it was probably loaded on the basis that gun safety was barely a thing beyond "only pull the trigger when you mean it" until the late-20th century.

          > he's just posing with it.
          What gave it away? Was it the photo camera pointed directly at him?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shit hat, i mean lets be honest

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The kind that drives a shitbox grocerymobile, doesn't actually wrench anything, and plays racing simulators. No I will not get a job to fund my hobby.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    homologation special ferrari kind of guy

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Definitely puts shifter in ass
    >verification not required

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like shitbox economy coupes.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Car guys are morons who can't drive or wrench and spit mountains of useless facts at people I'm a track guy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Track guys are the final level of car guy but they should really think about evolving into racecar guy even if it means restarting leveling.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm thinking about it, I can see me getting one of these in the next few years
        I'm enjoying iracing and w2w mind games when I'm not racing kiddies who should be on forza

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Without organized competition, you'll still be just a track guy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Those things do have organized competition, though they are limited in where they can actually race. They go wheel to wheel in a special NASA spec series. Kinda funky design, looks like they didn't actually read any rule books from any other sanctioning bodies, just made everything extra thicc for the safety and then asked NASA if it was ok. It could never be homologated to run with anyone else in any other class. Certainly looks strong enough for what it's designed for I suppose lol.

            Personally if I wanted to race prototypes I'd buy a Radical or a Stohr. SRF3 maybe for a big field of spec cars. But if NASA is your only thing I suppose it's an option.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What makes you think I don't do organized competition

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You haven't posted your results or your current/last car.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            entering a small league is like 10k a year including the car itself

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's still more clout than occasionally showing up at a PCA track day or conegayging.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Where do you 0 seat time morons pull numbers like this out of

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a bus rider who goes online and pretend I drive a Mustang

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's me too!

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Classic bongs

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    LUXOBARGE ENJOYER

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just like the existence of the fast thing with some styling to give it character and help it stand out from the others. I don’t want the engine to be tiny, but the internal workings are more secondary.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like anything with a 2 speed transfer case

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >y-you too

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    90s japanese. i'm a wrenchlett and i always speed.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know, you tell me. I drive a 1996 Buick LeSabre and I'm 19 years old.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't you get sucked off enough already zoom zoom?
      >verification not required

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what your talking about.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pretty fricking awful, I'm sorry

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly consider it an upgrade compared to my second car which was a 2015 Nissan Altima. I can tell you as soon as I got rid of the car my skin became lighter.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That car rules, homosexual

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          NTA, but tell me, why does that car rule?
          I’m legitimately curious

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not that guy but it does have one of the most reliable engines gm ever made. The 3.8 V6. I don't know why this keeps happening to me but every time I try finding a Toyota or a Honda I keep getting a gm car.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A moronic one. I don't make enough to justify my collection of projects, but I keep accumulating them. I also convinced my wife to get into off roading, so she spends all of her money on cars, too.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Blast psytrance
    >Drive like I'm in GT
    >Use engine braking on nearly every turn
    >Wear sunglasses at night
    >Wear expensive driving gloves

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hoard unusual shitboxes

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drive with my knees type

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you give road head to a mexican

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        FAKE NEWS I AM A TRUECEL

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oil leaker

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1990s French shitbox aficionado

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Trash AR with carbine gas, probably a 16in barrel because too much of a baby to just ignore the NFA, no rear sight, a mid optic and nothing on the quad rail at all
    >Orange non-ballistic dollar store shades
    >No rig worth looking at
    >No earpro or even a hat
    >Can’t even hold a gun right
    I demand you have a nice day in front of me. Right now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >nothing on the quad rail at all
      Good. The idea foregrip is an A2 with no rails at all.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That’s what I’m saying. If you’re going to rock a quad rail, that’s fine, but slap a light or VFG on there. Otherwise just use the comfier plain A2 handguard.
        >Or just do what the Leafs did-gas block tri-rail for a light and best handguard.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >nothing on the quad rail at all
          Good. The idea foregrip is an A2 with no rails at all.

          https://i.imgur.com/HgtrG1Z.png

          >Trash AR with carbine gas, probably a 16in barrel because too much of a baby to just ignore the NFA, no rear sight, a mid optic and nothing on the quad rail at all
          >Orange non-ballistic dollar store shades
          >No rig worth looking at
          >No earpro or even a hat
          >Can’t even hold a gun right
          I demand you have a nice day in front of me. Right now.

          Bruh, since the sunglasses haven't clued you in yet, the character is obviously meant to be a moron that bought a gun and accessorized it to look cool while he waits for the J6 riot to escalate. His choices aren't supposed to be practical.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nta but thank you for explaining that. Just saw that movie today, and since I know very little about guns and US militias, if you have other explanations keep'em coming.

            https://i.imgur.com/rc5D4oX.png

            >Okay. What kind of "car guy" are you?

            What's your response?

            The "drive a MR2 while wishing I had a Dino" eurodriver.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t care, I’m shitting on him anyway.
            Get raped.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    heh... MOPAR OR NO CAR, BROTHER

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shitbox thrasher poorgay.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >99% of the answers isn't "I just hate on all cars that aren't my own as a poorgay coping mechanism"
    joke thread. you're not fooling me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      look, it's the obligatory nocar eurogay poster

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I cruise

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Z3
    3

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a mad tite jdm tuner dawg

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a 90s rally weeb and rotary enthusiast. You would be as well growing up in the time and place I did.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The pretentious kind. Get off my lawn.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Column shift, bench seat, V8, minimum 210" lenght.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Car

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GMC Envoy with the 4.2 Vortec enjoyer. I do my own maintenance and most repairs.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the two wheeled kind of "car guy"

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the guy with two Jensens in my garage.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wrench.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he fell for the strap-on israelite
      Lmaoooooo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just the tool cart (which is like the only thing they competitively price), the tools inside are mostly Icon and kobalt lmao.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The kind with an old BMW that doesn't leak.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "When I go fast, it doesn't hurt so much anymore and all my obstacles and problems are already a blur several miles away the moment I've crossed paths with them. I may be moments from oblivion, but I'm closer to freedom than anyone ever has been."

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  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Italian appreciator

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The Italian appreciator

      Y-you mean just their motorcycles right?

      ... R-right, Anon?...

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