>playing Dopesmoker in car with gf on road trip

>playing Dopesmoker in car with gf on road trip
>she constantly complains for the first 10 minutes that "nothing is happening in the song"
>shuts up for the first verse
>starts blabbering about her dumbass co-workers during the entire first solo
>main riff returns
>she goes back to complaining that nothing is happening
bitch, something JUST did happen and you fricking talked over it

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >put on one hour of the same riff
    >grill who listens to nothing but pop music and shitty nu-rap is bored
    who could have predicted this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but my gf listens to metal
      but like, gay metal, like meshuggah and tool and shit like that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >meshuggah
        >gay

        She needs to dump your boring, lame ass

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          meshuggah is a normalgay band, 90% of people who listen to meshuggah just listen to tool and gojira and other metal adjacent bands

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That’s not really normalgay taste though, just a specific breed of prog metal autism

            Personally I like stuff like job for cowboy, tool, mastodon, and gojira, but I also listen to plenty of other shit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Those bands are good though. You just hate them because they're popular.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >tool
            >good

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Meshuggah is fricking awful. The only thing they do good is chug chug djent djent tones. The music itself is annoying.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you must be insufferable

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's right. Nothing happens in that song.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you tell that semen demon whats up?!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got mad and told her off for talking over the sick solo, then she got mad at me for getting mad. Which is a battle I always lose because she can get much more mad than me. So I was reduced to making a seething DA post while waiting at a rest stop for her to finish pissing

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your girlfriend's not wrong. Maybe you should listen to her.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stoner rock is a male thing

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >listening to Dopesmoker while driving
    >not mega stoned and locked on the couch

    driving is for fast music OP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe he was maega stoned while driving?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have some good doom/stoner/sludge recs outside of all the obvious ones?
    I have Sleep, OM, Red Fang, Primitive Man, Fu Manchu, and Truckfighters

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please be bait.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My life partner talks over all the best music, sings along to the worst. You just have to deal with it silently.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >life partner
      What's his name?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *their

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's his name their?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            THEY are not a he

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >put on music gf doesnt like
    >she doesnt like it
    put on something else then you fricking manchild

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They call them Sleep for a reason

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=18

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Albums that suck ass unless you’re high

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro just fingerbang her under the riff. Females can only enjoy doomercore while being sexually stimulated.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This wouldn't happen to you if you hit up da club more. In da club, there are only club rules, and those who break da club rules are forced to leave without warning. Da club is a hard knock life for only the most sophisticated of music enjoyers.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I made my father listen to the first two PIL albums back to back on a road trip once. I was such a little shit lmao.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there something like Melvins or Funeralopolis but with more speed and melody?

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