>rides a motorcycle. >has a tattoo. >surfs. >does jiu-jitsu. >dates a gorgeous surfer babe

>rides a motorcycle
>has a tattoo
>surfs
>does jiu-jitsu
>dates a gorgeous surfer babe

Jonah is so fricking cool...

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sure you are

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why did this make me lol so hard, this is like 2006 era meme style

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fricking amazing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is fricking disgusting
      he's lost all that weight and is looking slim
      he's worked hard to look good and you try to bring me down again

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The switch to first person always gets me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I GET PAID MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR BEING FAT AND FUNNY AND THIS IS SO HUMILATING. I LITERALLY HAVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND I AM SO UNHAPPY!!!

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the heard the madman even turns his own oven on during shabbat yahweh is gonna freak

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She buckled and apologised fyi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's she doing now?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She died in the Donbas

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Burning coal. Tribesman Feldstein won.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dates a gorgeous surfer babe
    didn't they break up because he got mad at her for posting pictures of her in a bikini

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And then didn't she go on a rant exposing their private messages about how he was so possessive

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah and then it was revealed either directly or indirectly that she was crazy and had a pattern of paranoid delusion. i think she checked (back) into a mental ward after it or something and posted whoops sorry, i'm psychotic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He also forbade her from having male friends which is what most women hate.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And then didn't she go on a rant exposing their private messages about how he was so possessive

        >dates a gorgeous surfer babe
        didn't they break up because he got mad at her for posting pictures of her in a bikini

        i'm not sure what he expected dating an instagram thot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Of course most women hate when their man directly calls them out on their shit.
        All of your woman's male friends want to frick her and she keeps them around and lets you know about them as a gunboat diplomacy threat.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          My gf is in an analyst in the military so most of her friends are guys. There’s nothing wrong with male friends

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anon you are aware that there are only butch dykes or prostitutes in the military?
            She is an ANALyst at the military or you are taking the strap.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >My gf is in an analyst in the military
            oh no no no no no

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Frick off. Most women in the military are very conservative

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Your girlfriend is some officer's mattress in the military, bro.
            She also calls you her wife around her male coworkers.

            t. knower of things

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            t. Incel

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oof

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >in the military
            it’s over

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i wish i had one of those little mirrors that let you spy in on somebody's life like in that twilight zone shit so i could watch the comedy that is your life

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry anon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh shit man

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Seems to be much skinnier
    >Face still looks fat
    It's the beard isn't it? He needs to trim that shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what if its minox

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=0ZtXZ834mDGtx3Ea

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >i made these Surf israelites stickers because there's this Surf Nazis subculture
      >yeah here is my 88 surf board

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what are 88 surfboards?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's also a fashion icon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Diabetic of Dojima

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How can I Platomaxx like Jonah?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw Diogenes approaches you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Diogenes would have nothing but contempt for this guy.

        >In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.
        > Diogenes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Literally all of ancient history is a fabrication
          >All "recovered" scrolls from renaissance Italy
          >The same time and place where ancient works were sold for thousands of millions of coins
          >Definitely all reliable, legitimate works

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tryhard

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Skateboarding was too hard for Jonah the israelite, kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can’t learn skateboarding as an adult. That shit is too much for anyone.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. Shame he's such a dull insipid tosser. A literal nobody who managed to fail upward. Good for him, but spare me the dick sucking noises.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's still a israelite.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im glad he is happy and living his best life. Alot of people shit on him but he just keeps his head down and does the best he can.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was Serotonin and not Dopamine that was tied to sleeping?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a motorcycle

    no way

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >guy is ugly and has no talent but gets to maintain a high standard of living and shows up every now and then still in stuff
    Is this the power of Judaism?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He looked happier fat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >fat = happy
      >thin = miserable

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    poor delusional moron, thinking he will ever be an alpha dog...
    she should've just kept a low profile and embraced his fatness

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't you have some native Israelis to murder my guy?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any 2024 Jonah images? I'm almost afraid to see what his new image is nowadays.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are tv chuds mad at Jonah because he actually improved himself while they still rot in their mom's basement?

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