Rolls Royce of the road

Rolls Royce of the road

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rolls Royce is the Rolls Royce of the road.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this hasn't been true for years. RR are the "Rolex" watches of luxury cars. real ones know to only buy Italian.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fat

        • 1 month ago
          p

          I'd still frick that tight little pussy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're mistaken. Rolls-Royce is the Rolls-Royce of the skies.
      Yes, I'm slightly joking.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it missing so many wheels?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How do people justify calling pickup toys "trucks"? A real truck is one that can actually haul stuff. Anything short of a Class 6 is just a LARP prop.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That plus a super high end luxury fifth wheel is a pretty baller combo. All in all that's more luxury then what you get with a Rolls Royce.

        These fricking behemoths are up there too. Dual bathrooms, a washer and a dryer, heated stone floors and like 5 70'' TV's. 600hp and 2000 ft.lbs of TQ moves their 40k lbs or more pretty damn well. They still do 0-60 in well under 30 seconds. Best of all you can drive them on a normal license.

        A 1.5 ton "prop" or "toy" pickup can still tow 40k lbs which is still more than what the average semi tractor is hauling.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >You can overload a larp prop to a weight that a real truck wouldn't break a sweat pulling!

          Okay? You can ask a middle schooler to get in the ring with Muhammad Ali, doesn't mean it's gonna go well

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They don’t really sweat that much at that weight? They are a great middle ground for normal people.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            For larpers* ftfy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Idk they are super useful atleast out in the country.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Your mom larped as a fire hydrant last night when she received my golden shower

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think you need to do some reading about what a fire hydrant is

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        True. Pickups are for women. 18 wheelers are for men.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hey moron, all pickups are capable of hauling stuff

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          In the same way that a Prius can go fast.
          It counts on paper, so tards will buy them.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            cope and sneed

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The Prius makes more torque off idle than most of the cars people here drive.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. That is why goobers and benchracers buy them and claim they're fast.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rolls Royce of ta' dirt road, am I right?
    woooooooooooweee
    I got a beer in my beer and a chevy in my truck
    girl with the boots, dirt road, truck.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're hired.
      >t. Nashville 'talent' scout. it pays the bills

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Of the trailer park.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Trailer parks have trucks that do actual work, OPs truck is for larping as those hard working people.

      • 1 month ago
        p

        >larping
        No I actually own a pickup (maybe)

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