>ruined cars forever. >allowed the government to stop your car when you wanted

>ruined cars forever
>allowed the government to stop your car when you wanted
>makes your car break down on a whim

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s only a matter of time before they make cars without this illegal. It’ll probably be around the same time they outlaw internal combustion engine vehicles all together. Better get that butthole nice and lubed up because all people will do is b***h about it online while bending over and taking it raw. I’m ready for the civil war I just haven’t found a good place to sign up yet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      insurance companies refuse to insure some hyundai models that dont have one

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        checked, same with catalytic converters. I hate all the useless bs they added to cars.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's the thing is they b***h abour fuel economy but all this extra emissions shit on cars has caused fuel econ to flatline for the last 40 years. I remember my neighbor had a VW rabbit that got insane efficiency

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            if people ever drive a car without that stupid filter that is prone to fricking up and blocking intake then they would see what they took away from them. Worst invention ever for some made up bullshit.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            if people ever drive a car without that stupid filter that is prone to fricking up and blocking intake then they would see what they took away from them. Worst invention ever for some made up bullshit.

            I would also get rid of ABS brake and especially traction control.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I would also get rid of ABS brake
            Not me.
            If it was truly end-times, yeah, I'd probably remove it if it broke and not reinstall it, but ABS is breasts.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Add DPF to that list of shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I’m ready for the civil war I just haven’t found a good place to sign up yet.
      Happy to join in the fight as well. Won't be a lone shooter, though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      dipshit, cars don't even have fricking keys anymore

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        All of my cars had, have, and will have keys. What are you talking about or are you just shooting your mouth off?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Decent ones that can't get turned off if you forget to pay your subscription have keys.
        I will stick with 2010 diesels forever.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will never get rid of my combustion engine. That's where I draw the line. War will come before then.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    But if I don't have this then nogs can steal my car more easily. It's the entire reason why cheap kias were being stolen with usb keys: they didn't have an immobilizer.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >having a car with a computer inside
      JESUS CHRIST I HATE NORMIES

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you drive?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Golf Mk2

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            year?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            86

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cars had computers 40 years ago. T. 87 owner.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I drive a giant monitor running Windows 98 on wheels.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just get a car with a manual transmission. Black folk don’t know where to even begin when it comes to driving them.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guarantee you that a modern manual can be driven remotely as easily as an automatic. Unless your car has a cable e-brake, the glowies can get you.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I guarantee you that a modern manual can be driven remotely as easily as an automatic.
          example

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You sound like someone who has never driven a manual transmission. Just put it in neutral, there isn't anything for glowies to move the stick remotely with.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I guarantee you that a modern manual can be driven remotely as easily as an automatic
          i have a 2018 VW with a 6 speed manual. There are two wires going to the transmission: one for the speed sensor for the speedometer, the other is the reverse light switch. there is absolutely nothing that can be remotely controlled.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No moron, the car will not shut off if if doesn't detect the rfid chip. It'll display a no key symbol and keep running until it's turned off.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That has nothing to do with what I said, homosexual.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >joggers break into manual transmission car
        >don’t know what they’re doing
        >break the transmission
        >set your car on fire cus they couldn’t steal it
        Great idea

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s better than giving them the satisfaction of stealing my car

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, in Canada we cannot Kia boy. Goverment mandated immobileizers in Canada only from like 2005, my dads Kia Keys were stolen and I went through all this a year ago. You can’t beat it without a guy who can tune Kia ecus, hptuners wont do it. Dealer wont do it, especially if you changed the scram or whatever module. Been there, done that.

      Had to send the ecu to Toronto and have it deleted by a Chinese guy. Works mint.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just get a standard. No one drivers manual anymore.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make the car ignition controlled by a TI-83 calculator

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You haven't a clue what you're talking about if you think that pic rel is something that the government has control over. That is literally the same electrical control unit system that cars have had since at least the 90s, it isn't even connected to the Internet ffs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were mandated by the Canadian goverment years ago, like 2005. You cannot Kia boy in canada.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you jam the signal between the key and and receiver the ecu will shutdown.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have hptuners, I just deleted my 6.0l swapped gbody. No problem if your not a moron.
    Ain’t nobody stealing a straight piped v8 without me knowing, those cold starts wake the dead.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is in America, a straight piped car wont pass inspection in 45 out of 50 states. Idk how it works in leaf land but I’m surprised Trudeau doesn’t have a camera in every car watching everything you do and say.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only near high-pop areas.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it’s more about the emissions testing part of the inspection. If you don’t have a cat or stock mufflers then when they plug your car in for the emissions test, it’ll automatically fail so you can’t even throw the mechanic an extra $100 to pass you anymore since it’s all done on the computer.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it’s more about the emissions testing part of the inspection.
            If you live a certain distance from an emissions testing station, which are almost entirely in populated areas, you don't have to test your car.
            t. mechanic since the 90s

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think London has sensors that monitor emissions and ban cars that don't, fricked beyond belief.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I think London has sensors that monitor emissions and ban cars that don't
            I don't live in London, and wouldn't want to. Socialist brown hellhole now.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah just a sight of things down the road

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hopefully, I'll die first.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not how it works. It's worse. There is a list of every car in bongland, and Khan arbitrarily chose a year before which cars could not count as ULE and if your numberplate show islt was made before that date you get a fine in the post.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >we must put restrictions on people because green stuff.
            >You must buy new cars every few years
            We just allow them to treat us like this. We are pathetic. I'm ready to do something but everyone here just like to make jokes about tea and complain but never actually do anything.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I couldn’t agree more. I’m so tired of complaining I’m ready to fight against globohomosexual but there’s no organized opposition that we can join and stand a decent chance of making a difference

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That makes sense. I’m in Rhode Island so no matter where you go in this state it’s densely populated. I have a friend who swaps his exhaust every two years just so he can pass inspection then puts his aftermarket one back on.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I have a friend who swaps his exhaust every two years just so he can pass inspection then puts his aftermarket one back on.
            I knew a guy who jetted a spare carb for straight alcohol to pass, then restored it to gas afterward.
            I can't avoid them myself, but my friend has a 95 chevy 1500 with a glass pack, no cat. He doesn't get inspected. I used to live in Sandwich, Illinois and didn't need it then, either. Additionally, cars over 30 years old can bypass the testing. Used to be 30. Might be 40 now.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah same here. If you have an antique plate then you don’t need to do emissions testing but there’s weird rules about having an antique plate like you’re technically only supposed to drive the car to and from car shows or similar things but it doesn’t really get enforced. It’s just ridiculous that they even have those rules in the first place.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't even have an antique plate. At one time, back in the 90s, my daily driver was a '67 firebird convertible. They actually tested the damn thing, then failed it and passed it because it was too old. ram air 400 motor with tri-power from a '66 GTO. No way it would pass.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Yeah same here. If you have an antique plate then you don’t need to do emissions testing but there’s weird rules about having an antique plate like you’re technically only supposed to drive the car to and from car shows or similar things but it doesn’t really get enforced. It’s just ridiculous that they even have those rules in the first place.
            Cause this

            https://i.imgur.com/zInsqIu.jpg

            >I NEED A CAR BECAUSE A CAR MEANS FREEDOM FROM GOVERNMENT CONTROL

            >>I NEED A CAR BECAUSE A CAR MEANS FREEDOM FROM GOVERNMENT CONTROL
            Most of the roads are government psyops to make you think driving to the grocery store and your job are real things and not just parts of individualizing you into a matrix economy, if it weren't then the roads wouldn't be getting bombarded with hispanics in vans with exploded exhausts firing fumes right into your intake but they'll pull you over for your inspection sticker
            Moral is frickoff to a ranch and preserve some proper cars and learn how to machine.. society is going to come down even harder and watch as the goyim all drive electric vehicles that are actually costing more to burn energy.. my crown vic does 33 mpg on the highway while an F150 will do 18 it's so cringe..

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            > my crown vic does 33 mpg on the highway while an F150 will do 18 it's so cringe..
            God I miss the RWD V8 sedans so much

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >God I miss the RWD V8 sedans so much
            me too

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What year crown Vic? Mine only does 25

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        > needing to have your car pass "inspection"
        land of the free, gentlemen.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one cares about inspections anyway. As long as you’re only parking in a private lot it literally doesn’t matter. There’s zero reason to have this shit on your car.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It literally depends on what kind of mood the cop is in

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you can't show a passed test for renewal, they won't do it. Doesn't matter where you park. I've never seen a meter maid ticketing for a lack of an emissions sticker.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Printing out a fake inspection sticker is easy as hell. As long as you don’t get pulled over which is statistically rare if you’re not a moron, then you’re fine.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve lived in 5 states and the only time I needed an inspection was in Texas. I paid some Hispanic another fifty dollars to run the test on another vehicle and say it was mine after he gave me the option of repairing my vehicle or doing said fraud.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i got a 1984 honda without any of that gay shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >without any of that gay shit
      >1984 Honda
      I'm thinking this is a wash.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had my transponder key suddenly quit working one time in my 04 Ford Explorer. It sucked. But it has nothing to do with the govenrment.
      Vehicle tracking systems like OnStar, Apple AirTag, or your fricking cell phone, are far more concerning for the white insurgent than an old-fashioned chip key or even a modern keyfob that doesn't require a physical lock. Neither transmit your location externally.

      yeah cool, but how many 40 year old cars are still in proper working order?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >yeah cool, but how many 40 year old cars are still in proper working order?
        I spent a summer working on a 2000 LHS a couple of years ago - spare time, not for money. I couldn't find parts for the god damned thing. Not even the dealer could get me parts for any pricing. If you own one, go buy a new spindle for the rear. Not available. Junk yard only, and even then, you have to find a junk yard that has one of those.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >more like "apple air-gay"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Swing and a miss

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What Honda? I'm guessing accord or civic

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bJx3dG3u

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did he do this?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        its a bot

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soon available replacement for Vehicle Controller or hacked ones.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ECMs were the downfall of the auto industry. I just want to go back to analog.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you moronic? It's a local system. The government can't interfere with it. It's not a smartphone with a 4G connection you fricking moron. The antenna's range is about 2 inches.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are you moronic? It's a local system. The government can't interfere with it. It's not a smartphone with a 4G connection you fricking moron. The antenna's range is about 2 inches.
      you are absolutely moronic if you think new cars can't be controlled. nothing can be done to help you homosexual.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tuners can strip out the coding. If it's a stand alone module or relies on a antenna - zoink that item.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    transponder in key immobilizers are dumb (in the good way) tech - you cant 'remote' them and they are extremely efective. What you should be aiming at is electric keys.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are prone to failure and some even need a code to unlock it. Good luck if you don't have the manual because the dealers can't do shit.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact: push button starts were invented in like the 1950's for women who kept breaking their nails while turning the car key in the ignition
    >push buttons quickly disappeared because thieves realized they could steal a car just by breaking the window and pushing a button
    Fast forward and once again with push button starts, and immobilizer car thefts are skyrocketing. It's almost as if insurance companies and the government wants thefts to occur so premiums go up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A car is much, MUCH more likely to be stolen if it has a traditional key. In some states you can’t get insurance on low end Kias because the blacks keep busting open the steering columns and stealing them to go joyriding.
      >this feature that is being manufactured more and more is also associated with theft more and more
      Literal Black person who can’t into statistics.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I know if my car has a transponder key/immobilizer? I have a later 90s Ford, so I am not sure

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah you have it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is a 97 to be exact, is it just any key with a black plastic base?
        I had a 98 camry that was a fully metal key

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          full metal is most likely not transponder
          90s Fords usually are tho, afaik

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          My 95 F250 was transponderless. 97 was the new body style though, I believe. It'll have a transponder.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think nearly every car manufacturer enforced immobilizers after 97.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >nearly every car manufacturer enforced immobilizers
            nearly.
            I doubt you can find anything now unprotected, but even in 2008, at Chrysler, I encountered a customer complaining her AC didn't work. It was brand new, and did not have air conditioning installed.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I encountered a customer complaining her AC didn't work. It was brand new, and did not have air conditioning installed.
            kek, did she just buy stock or did some teen forget to put it in?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            She bought it off the showroom floor. No idea who the frick ordered it. She was pissed. She bought it on a cool day.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What it feet designated vehicle?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sorry, what?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was posing the possibility she might have brought a fleet vehicle, aka a stripped down, absolute base version of the car, typically sold in bulk to various companies

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, yeah I have no idea. She bought it new. It was just a passenger car, base model. She got it really cheap and thought she got a good deal. I never learned how it ended up on our showroom floor.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not in trucks at least.
            I have a 2002 Dodge ram with no transponder.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was the mid 2000s that everyone adopted it. Except morons at kia/hyundai.

            Even my old ass 2005 prius has keyless entry and is push to start. Are priuses kinda gay? Yeah but 50mpg and they easily can go over 300k with 1 hybrid battery replacement

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am 99.9% certain you have one but just check the model online.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      go and get a spare key cut
      itll open the doors
      but not start the car

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        a Mexican key shop showed me, they scanned my Nissan key and the code popped up, then cut a new key and programmed it with the same code.

        How do I know if my car has a transponder key/immobilizer? I have a later 90s Ford, so I am not sure

        if you short the ignition wires and the fricker starts, you don't have a transponder key

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      heres a 90s Ford typical example
      the actual transponder is just a thin metal barrel that clips in to that holder. You can take it out the key plastic, glue it near the ignition barrel and then use any correctly cut metal key

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Design and build your own cars. Stop being a clueless and helpless homosexual and start being self reliant.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Design and build your own cars. Stop being a clueless and helpless homosexual and start being self reliant.
      nah I am madmax pilled, just use an old second hand car until the wheels fall off.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I NEED A CAR BECAUSE A CAR MEANS FREEDOM FROM GOVERNMENT CONTROL

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn that sucks
    * rides off on untaxed unregistered ebike*

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had to spend a week trying to fix this piece of shit competent at my workplace parking lot
    seriously FRICK this gay bullshit have a nice day whoever forced this goddamn garbage

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Youd have to use a diesel with mechanical pump to avoid glowies (no common rail and no mechanical pump with electronic injectors), once the engine starts it doesnt need any computer and will keep running.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have this in a 95 BMW.. I just got another ECU and cut the pin to the MB.. no more EWSII

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone can buy a programmer to program keys and the ECU. Autel, ThinkCar and several Chinese knock-offs sell them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot to add the add-on tool to connect to this is the "PROG3". Can clone any key.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was this post made by car thieves? New cars don't even have immobalisers that's why they are so easy to steal.You can have local immobalisers that the gubmint can't turn off, it just means the car won't go anywhere if the keys aren't near.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk would steal your car if it didn't have this.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should be more concerned that without modification most vehicles are fricking cell phones on wheels.

    An immobilizer is unlikely to be triggerable remotely if there's no cellular device...of course immobilizer and remote unlock system, plus TPMS make you trackable at the least if there are enough sensors, but the real concern is avoiding remote exploits.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A carb defeats the gay ecu nanny state.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even old mechanical or EFI will work...older ECUs are fine as long as we don't get EMP.

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