>see this watch? >This watch costs more than your car.

>see this watch?
>This watch costs more than your car.

How do you respond without sounding mad?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I rode here on a bike.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HUH?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use the public transportation because I care about the environment.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't. He's right. My car is a fricking piece of shit that is a burdensome expense. I don't even drive it enough to justify the cost of maintenance, registration and insurance but I can't bring myself to get rid of it because being an adult without a car sucks.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd drop to my knees and beg him not to shoot me. He would then call me a fat little pig, like he does to his daughter, and would abuse me so bad I develop agoraphobia, like Kim Basinger.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A turd with a 40 thousand dollar watch is still a turd.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, at least I’ve never killed anyone.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "That's wonderful, God bless you!"

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "nice watch, do they make one for men?"
    HHOOOOH

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smash the watch

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those are handcuffs, not a watch. Now lets get back to the interrogation questions I asked you.
    Did you shoot that woman on purpose?

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would never put that much cash into a depreciating asset.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, you're pretty stupid to buy ugly overpriced israeliteelry. You wanna sell it? Too bad, you can't you dumbass because it's fricking worthless. Diamonds are forever b***h

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now everyone in the room who HASN'T killed a woman, raise your watch

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My phone tells the time just fine.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >impressive, very nice but let us talk about your indictment for manslaughter

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A casio would cost more than my car you fat b***h

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you respond
    PLEASE DONT SHOOT ME AAHHHHHH

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a 1997 Hyundai so congrats I guess

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finger pistol gesture.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucci Loafers.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Always
    >Be
    >Shooting set assistants

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >which car?

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fancy israeliteelry for a fancy lady

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yes Mr Baldwin, for the fifth time it's a nice watch , but all personal belongings go into this box, no exceptions

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much did his watch cost?

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie who wear a watch anymore

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what time is it?

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's handy, you can sell it to cover your legal fees for accidentally shooting that cinematographer, guess you can't buy brains

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    'You sound like a Black person. Or a woman.'

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *flinch and duck to instinctively avoid his iron sights*

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice bling bling Black person homosexual

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't own a car and I have nickel allergy so I can't wear a watch.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry i’m not israeli, i couldn’t care less.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I paid less for my car than you paid for your watch.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "I don't remember asking."

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MY NAME IS YOU DROVE HERE IN A FRICKING HYUNDAI, AND I DROVE HERE IN A MILLION DOLLAR MERCEDES

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d open and close my hand obnoxiously in front of his face while saying
    >Huh? Huh? Huh?
    And then start yawning loudly every time he tries to respond.
    This would probably send him into a homicidal rage and cause him to shoot me, but at least I’d have won the social exchange.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you going to be late for work or something? I'll give you a ride in my car, wagie. Actually my manservant will drive you.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my truck isn't worth very much

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me your clothes, watch and your car

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >”The fact you want to try and demean me by flaunting your wealth says a lot more about your own insecurities then it does about my potential failing. I would recommend you reflect on your life and whether garish materialism really has improved your sense of self worth not.”

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > weird flex but ok

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see this watch?
    >This watch costs more than your car.
    I don't have a car, I have a sport utility vehicle. And you don't have a watch, you have a piece of overpriced luxury israeliteelry, like a woman. Why don't you get me a cup of coffee, miss?

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you respond without sounding mad?
    I drive a Jag motherfricker

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up Howard

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prove him wrong by chopping his body up and stuffing it into the trunk of your car.

    Now your car costs more than his watch.

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't own a car, I bike wherever I need

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >owning a car

    Shut up boomer, DA told me using Uber is cheaper in the long term

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yellow Gold Rolex Day-Date
    Just looked it up, my car is worth more, the watch is worth £40k, tops.

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see this watch?
    >this watch costs more than your house

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that thing?

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I dont own a car

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you respond without sounding mad?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bixnood

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love seeing the metropolitan elite enjoying the wonders of diversity they have created. Apparently billionaire are fleeing like rats from London because of how unsafe it is.

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Run him over.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    See this dick?
    It technically costs nothing but it's going in your ass.
    I'm going to rape you.

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