Simply stunning. A small crossover with an italian twist. Sporty yet classy.

Simply stunning. A small crossover with an italian twist. Sporty yet classy.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like these rims but i prefer the trilobe from the other version

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it so hard in the current decade to make a good looking car?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      median age is too high
      we need to send millions of boomers to switzerland

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    worst rims in the world on italy's most reddit cuckmobile. shitaly has fallen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4-leaf clover pattern with a subtle fourchy motif
      >random DA anon: hurr it suxx0r
      I see the level of discourse is as high as always.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        omg it's le four leaf clover on le globo-trans rims from muh cool future dystopia sci-fi movies so it must be beautiful

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't you know that uhm actually it's a subtle MOTIF?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I knew italy and china were on close terms but didn't expect them to literally make a bug car

      >Italy
      >the base car is a Peugeot
      >the designer is Spanish
      >the car is made in Poland

      This is what happens when the israelites run companies

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I knew italy and china were on close terms but didn't expect them to literally make a bug car

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is this abomination of a front end?
    Looks like a generic SUV otherwise.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What is this abomination of a front end?
      >We want the Honda Civic crowd.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The tenth generation and its consequences have been a disaster for the Civic race.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's for women and the urban audience

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love the hybrid logo on the grill tho

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >even Italian's kneeling to the cuckover
    it's over..

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, you have to at least have rick and morty IQ to appreciate the SUBTLE four-leaf clover MOTIF on the rims

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only hope for good sales so they can bring the new Giulia or GTV just like the new Dodge charger or the Maseratti
    I also hope for a spyder version on the GTV and a SW on the giulia

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the new giulia is already coming
      and for the engine i have a suspicion they're gonna use the hurricane

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i want to lease a ghibli so bad

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice rebadged Opel Mokka

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Peugeot 2008 was the base car for all the rebadges (opel mokka, jeep renegade, fiat 600 and AR Milano)

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess Stellantis realized that only white people were buying Alfas, and this is their way of trying to change that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It will still be like that because Alfa Romeo isn’t perceived as a status symbol brand, therefore brown people and Eastern Europeans will stay away from them. Only women and metrosexuals will buy them.
      It’s the same for Lexus in Europe, nobody buys them because the brand is not a status symbol, not even women would buy their crossovers and this speaks volumes because in turn you only see white people driving them, just as God intended (same for Alfa Romeo).

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That may well be true, but the new one looks very much like it's designed to appeal to Eastern Euros and Arabs. That giant logo grille makes me think of those oversized logo polo shirts that nobody except Armenians and Middle Easterners wear.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's no lamb truck

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    have toyo-alfa engineers seen dodge hornet rear suspension? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjsGLVOLNqY

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or are cuv's starting to look like quads with filled in body space

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    perfect. finally a design that rivals the ferrari f50 in terms of racing heritage. i always wanted a pure blood race-bred SUV that is the perfect blend of everyday usability and trackday capabilities.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sporty yet classy
    the vertical stretch is grotesque

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