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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back to your containment thread copelet

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >0-06 3 seconds
    >100mph in 1st
    >346 top speed
    >8:12.6 hamburger ring
    >costs the same as a GT86
    gosh, no wonder you're salty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >8:12.6 hamburger ring
      slow

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >0-06 3 seconds
      Lol.
      >100mph in 1st
      >346 top speed
      So you're quoting both mph and kph at the same time and expecting anyone to take you for anything but a complete and utter moron?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        certain numbers look better in kph and vice versa.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most people just call that being a disingenuous homosexual around here.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            its not lying though, besides if you cant work with both units youre a troony

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >its not lying though
            No shit, hence

            Most people just call that being a disingenuous homosexual around here.

            >Most people just call that being a disingenuous homosexual around here.
            Especially when you specifically leave off the unit of measurement to enhance your israeli tactics. You should have a nice day for such moronation tbh.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >thinking about troons 24/7
            do bikegays really?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh no, homosexualS on DA?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >8:12.6 hamburger ring
      Slower than~
      Mustang GT
      Hyundai i30 N
      Porsche Cayenne Turbo S
      Mini JCW
      Tesla Model 3
      BMW m240i

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mustang gt
        8:18
        $32'000-60,000 (plus tip)
        >I30n
        8:5.2
        $53,000 kangaroos (not currently available to burgers)
        >cayenne turbo S
        7:59 (with modified brakes)
        $162,000
        >mini jcw
        8:28
        $47,000
        >model 3 performance
        7:44 (modified)
        $63,000 (plus monthly basic feature subscription)
        >M240i
        7:58
        $50,000

        standard fireblade
        8:12.6
        $17,000

        go figure. you can spend a bunch and go slightly faster.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >yes, I'm slower but I'm also poor
          weird cope

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bread on hood

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >implying I'll leave the comfort of my bed for some random on a cantonisian throat singing forum
            dnfr?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >c5 z06 corvette
          7:32
          20k

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you take all that handling and use it to stay in the slowlane kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >comparing bikes to cars
        lol
        4 wheels will always brake faster than 2 wheels before a turn

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can tell only one anon is making these posts and threads because it's the identical comment every single thread.

    What a fricking idiot.
    Race bike riders are huge gays though. Always spazzy asperger twigs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Always spazzy asperger twigs
      I finally feel understood

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its kind of sad seeing someone obsess over motorcycles cause they can't accept them being an objectively better enthusiast vehicle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idk if I'd call them objectively better enthusiast vehicles, but the way this anon chooses to denigrate them is certainly objectively false. His gf (good friend) must have slept with a motorcycle chad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think on average motorcycles are definitely better. Any car still has a passenger seat. Its not driver centric. You have to shell out at least $50k if you want one of those street legal track weapons, and they're still not gonna be reliable as a sport tourer bike. Cars have higher highs but lower lows, and most cars are on the lower end, while 90% of bikes of any type are available at an accessible price point. Not anyone can buy a unimog, ariel atom, clean 67 mustang fastback, or bugatti chiron, but almost anyone can shell out $5k or less and buy a klr650, r1, cb750, an old harley, or a used hayabusa

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and we can all see why

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a 2008 CBR 1000RR.
    >have done 175mph with a passenger on the back
    >did 150mph+ going uphill when I did a 70 mph wheelie past a cop in a 30mph zone
    >have run from cops 4 or 5 times and usually lose them within 10 seconds
    >only time I didn't lose them that fast is when they radioed me in and another cop car intercepted me, which I evaded 10 seconds after they turned on their lights
    >friend took my bike home one time after I got too drunk to ride, and he said he was shaking after riding it because it was so scary
    >4 out of 7 of the girls I've had ridden on the back I had sex with, probably helped contribute.
    I think OP I just salty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Rondar RR-RR R

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this, but I have an '07 R1.
      I've evaded cops accidentally on mine. Just speeding away from friend group and cop chased me, never even saw the lights. Friends told me about it later.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >4 out of 7 of the girls I've had ridden on the back I had sex with, probably helped contribute
      which 4 stds did you get from those bottomfeeders

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bottom feeders
        Idk what that is. Another term for ass eating? I'm not into that shit and none of them ever did. Also they were all super young ABG IG baddies so it was the cream of the crop.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the question remains unanswered

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Girls won't get on your bike if they don't already want to frick you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's 100% false. They sometimes want to just see how it is.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can always spot a spammer because they say the same shit over and over again. Expect to see a frickton of google images ripped pictures of a generic motorcycle paired with "bad at turning" for the next week until OP starts getting banned for it. Autists should not be allowed to use the internet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's probably one of those socially awkward people that don't now how to get started at something that they actually find interesting cause of some trauma so they jeer at people living their lives kek
      Tell us OP, what do you like most about them?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Tell us OP, what do you like most about them
        this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          good thing he had his helmet on.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The janitor bans me for calling him out for neglecting this board but spammers and autistic schizo freaks who make extremely low quality posts like they're on /misc/ get a free pass

      Frick this butthole he's not getting a raise this year

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get a hobby friend, what you're doing is destructive to your mental health

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he's not getting a raise this year
        are You?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    skill issue

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honda is reliable doe

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Hotwing

    You’re not wrong.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >blows past you at 200mph in traffic
    >NOOOO BUT MY BURGER KING TIME THAT SOME OTHER GUY SET!!!!!

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bikes are slo-ACK!

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >good thing he had his helm-ACK!

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In my honest opinion, this is the best liter bike out atm.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But enough about you, what about the bike?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cagies driving to be wagies

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yea

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