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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two more weeks and then all the EVs sales will fall to 0.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >costs $40k to make
      >selling for $120k
      Going to be really hard to go bankrupt that way

      Because there's no better EV on the market. And it's probably the best car avaliable on the market for most people's needs. The only people who actively avoid Teslas, even though they would suit them fine, are the brainwashed.

      It's hilarious to me that Tesla actually has paid shills combing DA and silencing dissent

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You gotta be seriously unwell to think any big company would pay people to come to a board of this caliber

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >come to DA
          >thinks people here aren't unwell
          Yea, it's filled with the socially moronic car enthusiast, shills, and israelites. This site's traffic is immense and if you think otherwise you're blatantly moronic. Stop gaslighting people you fricking israelite or we'll actually gas you this time around

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >This site's traffic is immense
            Yeah, the SITE traffic. You know where it comes form? /b/,/v/,/misc/ and DA. No one gives a shit about niche boards like DA

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's a difference between DA and /misc/?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They probably pay one person to shill on multiple platforms.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This lol, the unwarranted narcissism of dead DA boards never ceases to amaze me. Same when they claim paid shills post on DA.

          >come to DA
          >thinks people here aren't unwell
          Yea, it's filled with the socially moronic car enthusiast, shills, and israelites. This site's traffic is immense and if you think otherwise you're blatantly moronic. Stop gaslighting people you fricking israelite or we'll actually gas you this time around

          Dude... what's more likely? That a multimillion company decides to invest some of its money on an obscure board on DA that has no impact and where people mostly own sub $5k cars or that fanboys shill their favorite brand? There's no return on investment for shilling here.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You think Tesla has any money left to pay shills?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They've been at it since melon took over the company
        You didn't notice/care because they were irrelevant

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tesla shills on DA
        >russia shills on /k/
        >roid shills on DA
        >rei shills on DA
        something needs to be done about this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not today ukrainian pig

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Paid
        Anon, they do it for free.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they do it for free.
        I mean they kinda own some stocks, thats why they keep shilling anywhere someone talks something about cars, EVs or just money.

        Man, I hate wall street

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf you voted for Bernie too!!?!?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fall to 0
      No, they'll hover around at their current low adoption rates in every part of the world that doesn't force you to buy one (Norway).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Says increasingly nervous ICE shill.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >costs $40k to make
    >selling for $120k
    Going to be really hard to go bankrupt that way

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wow
    they invented something that's more impractical than a 1968 chevy long bed pickup truck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In what way is it impractical?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >In what way is it impractical?
        In the being a truck way. Pa0rdw

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice shop

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All of THAT, and it can’t even carry a frickin bike

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          too many morons with trucks have no idea how to carry a bike in the bed without
          >scratching the shit out of their tailgate
          >fitting it in the bed
          Quick release front wheels have been a thing for so long and stupid ass Black folk don't want to take the 30 seconds to not damage their vehicle

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My truck can just fit a bike inside it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          majority of truck owners dont use them for what they're designed for, what has that got to do with the cybertruck?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sick pic, source ?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >gigantomax 12 foot bike
          lmao

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can fit this XL sized bike on 29s x 2.6 in a car.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice but the bed is 6.5 feet on the truck. If the bed is full with half the bike, and there's the other half of the bike outside the truck, then the bike is ~12 foot.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It has a 5.5' bed.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            b-b-but you had to put down the back seats

            Don't post the cybertruck tray with the battery exrender

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can literally see the faint outline of another row of 2 stacks of four bags in the cyber truck. Even if you disagree, only a woman would lack the spatial awareness to think you couldn’t fit the same amount in the cyber truck based on this picture.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You can literally see the faint outline of another row of 2 stacks of four bags in the cyber truck
            Clean your monitor anon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            agree
            trucks are useless
            buy a hatchback instead of F150

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's why I bought a Honda Fit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't get it. The truck bed is 6ft long. Do people who hate on the CT automatically lose IQ points?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    perfection....see the level of quality oozing from this masterpiece...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chops your wiener off

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A true vehicle for the future.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying there is any of the sort yet to be chopped

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5 years of hype
    >dogshit product at the end
    imagine being a tesla fangirl right about now

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 million pre-orders
    >80% public approval
    The carbon cucks have failed.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone wanna buy Tesla cars at this point except for the niche FSD?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's a fashion statement. Just like any trendy car.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because there's no better EV on the market. And it's probably the best car avaliable on the market for most people's needs. The only people who actively avoid Teslas, even though they would suit them fine, are the brainwashed.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >even though they would suit them fine
        I like driving my truck through the car wash

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          OK so? Teslas do fine in car washes.

          [...]
          [...]
          It's hilarious to me that Tesla actually has paid shills combing DA and silencing dissent

          It's actually big oil shills that are combing this board spreading Tesla FUD.

          https://i.imgur.com/wmoscKI.jpeg

          [...]
          [...]
          >there's no better EV on the market
          LMAO pic related mogs Model Y in every possible way.

          No it doesn't.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's going to be wild when it gets assembled inside the US and starts getting tax refunds.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Teslas have the worst interiors in the whole EV market

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I haven seen a better interioir in any car. All other cars are covered in button herpes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ha projecting much? all the tesla owners i know are the most npc. elon has to keep cutting prices because there aren't any idiots left to buy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Because there's no better EV on the market.
        I wouldn't go that far. It's just that the only better EVs are way, way more expensive. For their prices, there's really nothing that can compete with Tesla's individual models.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The R2 will be there in 2026, but Teslas will probably have a $25k pre incentive price by then

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's also the Lucid Gravity which seems to be aimed squarely at the Model X.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's a fashion statement. Just like any trendy car.

      Because there's no better EV on the market. And it's probably the best car avaliable on the market for most people's needs. The only people who actively avoid Teslas, even though they would suit them fine, are the brainwashed.

      >there's no better EV on the market
      LMAO pic related mogs Model Y in every possible way.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like how? It's roof doesen't come off by itself when driving above 60mph? Sounds like some space-age utopian shit to me.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's next, suspension that passes its first mandatory inspection? Bumper panels that stay attached?
          Seriously, Teslas only cost as much as an old house around here. What kind of quality do you expect at that price?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's next, suspension that passes its first mandatory inspection? Bumper panels that stay attached?
          Seriously, Teslas only cost as much as an old house around here. What kind of quality do you expect at that price?

          See, these are clearly shill posts.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ngl. I want EV9 that comes in NACS which will be assembled in Georgia, USA.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >assembled in Georgia, USA.
          That's the factory that employs 14yo Burmese immigrant children under the table

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all other EVs are disposable throwaway garbage. when you buy a non-tesla EV, you can imagine the guys at the company laughing at you for falling for their meme eVehicle with no front trunk and poor performance.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't own a house
      I don't have a garage
      How am I gonna charge it?
      I don't wanna sit in a parking lot for 20 minutes

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe, but can your car do THIS?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone just cut his tie rods as revenge for tailgating with those extra lights running

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love the fact this thing was sold as being made for the apocalypse (presumably a Mad Max style one) and the damn thing's steering breaks if you put some fog lights on the front.

      Also Elon claimed the Cybertruck was amphibious, has anyone actually tested that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >has anyone actually tested that?
        yeah
        https://twitter.com/mrkylefield/status/1768096131785908682

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its come full circle where cars are now cringe, return to stallions

    I speak latin to my horse

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "have faith and do good"
      Pretty lame motto tbqh

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing to me that tesla actually forbids their drivers from driving in rain. Like homie it's the outside, or course it's gonna rain.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw one of these the other day.
    In person its bigger that pics make it out to be. Unfortunately it feels like im staring at a giant refrigerator and the one i saw had a few real bad polished spots on it im assuming from the factory and made for real eyesores on it. These are going to be nightmares for detailers and body shops.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On Mars only electocars can operate. He only needs to reach martian markets..

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the FRICK happened Cybercuck bros, we used to own this board!!

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At this point any car company should just assassinate anyone that speaks the cursed phrase of "stainless steel". First DeLorean and now this

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Cybertruck isn't a financial problem for Tesla at all, they're going to be filling out reservations until 2026
    Telsa has so many problems that are going to frick with them financially, the Cybertruck isn't going to be one of them

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I joined the club. Best vehicle I've ever owned.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mr ching Chong, you should put that into production. Looks almost as good as the ones around here. You could be very rich soon

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saw one of these yesterday when I was working. Didn't even know they were fully released, don't follow nor do I care about these modern shits on wheels. Think looked absolutely terrible. The proportions are even worse in person. Almost burst out laughing when I did a double take and realized it really was a Tessy. Very sad vehicle.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I say a cyber truck the other day. It was cool.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ICEsisters...our track record on tesla hasn't been too stellar on DA....

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let me guess.... new wiper blades are 1200 bucks?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      $75

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. muskdrone basedlicon valley brahmin shill

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >google is too hard

          Musk haters are legit brain-damaged.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are DAchuds still pretending cybertruck failed?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it was supposed to be released in 2021
      failed
      >it was supposed to cost $39k
      failed
      >it was supposed to revolutionize truck design
      failed
      >it was supposed to not rust
      failed

      It's almost like it's a novelty vehicle that, despite failing at every one of its stated goals, is still propped up as being a huge success by EV enthusiasts and people who are jacked to the breasts in TSLA options.

      If a person likes the car that's cool whatever, but let's not pretend that it's been a rousing success.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >failed

        What's the next goalpost when it exceeds Ford's electric truck and Rivian's sales this year?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its still ramping

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These things should have an off-road mode or something to decrease torque because that seems to be the problem when people get stuck, that and bad tires. All the weight also doesn’t help. This is just sad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bad tires
        Well, they're specced for rolling efficiency after all

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It just came out, I got it on mine today. But yeah, the tires are just all seasons really, they do fine in the dry but instantly become slicks in any type of mud.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever this was today, enjoy you're rust

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That has got to be the ugliest vehicle I've ever seen

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The look is the only thing I like about them. They make a mockery of cyberpunk vehicles though, they're supposed to be
        >cheap
        >reliable
        >powerful
        >ugly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao, looks so moronicly oversized next to the actual trucks

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder Tesla has never made a single useful car

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*quickly bankrupts tesla in your path*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >panders to an audience that thinks EVs are gay
      interesting strategy

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it looks like something from a ps1 game or somethin
    how do you screw up everything this bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kid, how come you choose to be a cringe little b***h? Everyone here can tell that you're low income dog shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nta but I am impressed at ur ability to type with musk's dick firmly up ur bootyhoel

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its going to be a smashing success

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Superior Electric truck incoming

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not a rivian

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget new tires, front and rear, every 5k miles.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm visiting my dad in Phoenix and I saw two of these in one day
    I think they'll sell a million, call it a gut feeling but I think the 10% of people who like these things would rather have them than any other car

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I beat a Model 3 in a race this morning.
    In a GR86.

    Truly ominous tidings for Teslagays.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the cybertruck steering is super cool. shame it is being wasted on this thing. to go lock to lock so easy would be great for any truck. hopefully other automakers use it in their designs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It seems like they haven't nailed the calibration from that I've seen, doesn't really feel like you're turning something physical

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