so if you crash in one of these older sportscars you just instadie right

so if you crash in one of these older sportscars you just instadie right

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >viper
    >older

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a corvette zr1 smarty pants

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >zr1
        >viper

        Huh?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thats not a viper.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he bought the 8cyl viper

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thats 16 cyl version learn to count dumbass

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't crash, it's that simple.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, I don't get what's so hard.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I blame the increase in car safety features. It is my firm belief that if you cause, let's say, more than 3 crashes in, let's say, a rolling 12/month period, you should be executed on the spot. That makes up for the shitty drivers who, in the past, would have died in cars of that era, but were saved due to our modern cars being safer

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've never had an accident, I've been commuting for 20 years, what do I get?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            heavily discounted insurance
            at least, in an ideal world. but sorry kt's 2020 and your premiums are going up despite fewer people driivng and the number of crashes decreasing...goy :^)

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i love being legally forced to pay for insurance

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People don't drive them anyway. When they do they never go above 35
    I see tons of them down on lawyer's row and the surrounding area. They never go above 40 in a 65. Ferrari,Lambo,NSX,Mclaren,Vette,Viper are always CRAWLING on the highway at a slug's pace.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s because they’re all over 69” wide, so none are sports cars.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope your budding new meme succeeds anon

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I hope your budding new meme succeeds anon
          He's trying so hard.
          >69" not a sports car
          Nice!

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, usually they pin you in the seat at several points while you slowly bleed out, burn to death, or die from internal bleeding

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A C4 isn't terrible in a crash. It's fairly safe. You sit in between the frame rails.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >so if you crash in one of these older sportscars
    You can crash a C4. You DO NOT crash a ZR-1!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Other ZR-1 owners will thank you for boosting their cars value.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah maybe, so what.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    scared, just like a b***h. Does your dad know he raised a pussyfied homosexual? You have no tools btw.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is no weeb or kraut shitbox safer than a Corvette.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice 996 get by the way

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Both of those guys are moronic. He lost control because he braked while turning at high speed which shifted the weight off the rear and caused the spin/loss of control.

        that guy is a literal turbo chad

        >ran from police before and got away
        >didn't even think about consequences
        >hurled from a vehicle in a 100mph+ impact and comes out without a scratch
        Giga Chad even.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that guy is a literal turbo chad

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no. actually these cars are way safer. i crashed in my vette got T-Boned by some dumb c**t and the wheel amd frame saved my life. i got another one now and i turn TC off and just go. the car is safe as shit be more worried about the driver.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes cause it is older you instadie. Only modern cars are patched to world physics engine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ksk

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >instadie
    What?

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