>this car is bad at everything, and that's why it's good

>this car is bad at everything, and that's why it's good

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's italian and red, therefor, those aren't flaws but soul.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The most kino Top Gear has ever been is Jeremy's review of the F12. Just everything the show does right, and Jeremy fangasming the whole time:

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's italian and red, therefor, those aren't flaws but soul

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's italian and red, therefor, those aren't flaws but soul

        So is my penis and I agree wholeheartedly

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sovl
        >Passion
        >Pedigree
        >Sovl
        >Passion
        >Pedigree
        >Sovl
        >Passion
        >Pedigree

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's italian and red, therefor, those aren't flaws but soul.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE ALFA

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DUDE LANCIA
      >makes a video about why lancia failed

      >DUDE ALFA
      >tells you why you or your friends shouldn't get one

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    German car that excels at everything
    >It's alright
    Italian car that's good at one or two things and sucks at everything else
    >So much soul
    British car that sucks mega doodoo at absolutely everything
    >Omega God tier best car ever KYS if you don't have one

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot.

      American car
      >You must frick your sister!

      • 2 months ago
        Hotwing

        Then buys one

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      peculiar hair

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has Britain EVER made a reliable car? Rover, TVR, Triumph, Jaguar, Aston Martin, Lotus, McLaren, MG, Vauxhall I could go on, nothing but shit that falls apart after 2000 miles.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't these supposed to be pretty reliable?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're fricking unkillable, I see these shits all over. The clapped out ones the Army drives make me want to pick up a cheap one from MoD auction
          >on the M11 one day commuting to work
          >convoy of Army Land Rovers with trailers up ahead
          >slowly pass them, qt beret-wearing girl driving one gives me a tired smirk and a v for victory
          >coming up on lead Rover, watch a massive cloud of smoke billow out the driver's window
          >draw level, look over
          >zoomer trooper driving it is ripping fat vape clouds while the passenger looks murderous/suicidal

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's unreliable ladies' and gents

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They’re disgustingly unreliable, but about as brutally simple as a farm tractor. When they inevitably break you can simply repair them with a stick of a gum and some paper clips until the next thing lets go.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah they're bulletproof. Americans are just moronic.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >bulletproof
            Lol yeah until the Lucas electronics fail, it leaks all the oil out, or the frame and foot panels rust away.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah bit how would you count them? There's a lot of reliable vauxhalls, but that's opel. 90s rovers were decent as long as they had honda engines. Mclaren I'm pretty sure is seen as one of the more reliable supercar brands if boring af

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah those are all reliable, it's just memes distorting your reality

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        most reliable british car ever is probably rolls royce ghost and that is nothing but a repackaged bmw 7 series
        and that says everything you need to know about british cars reliability

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rover
        those were pretty reliable when they were rebadged hondas lmao

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny, I think British cars are extremely reliable in AMERICA. But in England, they troon out on rust as soon as they leave the factory.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I think British cars are extremely reliable in AMERICA
          There is a concerning lack of logic in this post.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only British cars in America are the large ones

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Technically Vauxhall but their only reliable models are rebadged opels

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        American brand but completely designed in England. A brilliant car, one of the best cars I've ever owned. Basically any other UK designed Ford is just as good and reliable.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      german and nip cars rarely show any passion and soul.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm curious, how do you sense soul in a car ? I've never driven anything italian, can french cars have souls ?

        https://i.imgur.com/cvC7W08.jpg

        >all car reviewers are humans
        >all humans are biased
        >take opinions like reviews in the context of their reviewer's bias
        >anon is learning he can't implicitly trust any authority

        Not my choice of color, but this body could look good in any color.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm curious, how do you sense soul in a car
          Honestly its one of those things were you cant explain but will understand it when driving the right car.

          Like it could be placebo affect it could also be schizophrenia.
          or something genuine.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That doesn't help much. Can a Twingo have a soul ?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's easy to praise a British car that still runs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luv me a corolla

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that an EV group test?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The trio constantly shit on british cars for their whole career.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clarkson and Hammond are blinded by patriotism, and May is an 80 year old hipster.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          May loves France. Hammond just loves old Jags and his Defender. Jeremy understands that British cars are rubbish, but, he is very racist.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >op doesn't understand SOVL

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smug gayEuro

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do people really watch this unfunnny "car" show?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do people really watch this unfunnny "car" show?
      No, no one has ever watched it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lemme guess, you'd rather watch gay porn?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    At this point I'm fairly sure the obsession with this fricking shit is solely driven by fatherless homosexuals.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all car reviewers are humans
    >all humans are biased
    >take opinions like reviews in the context of their reviewer's bias
    >anon is learning he can't implicitly trust any authority

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    driving a shitty car fast is more exciting than driving a nice car slow

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Slow Car Fast
      Underpowered shitboxes are always the most fun.
      Drive 100hp hatchback, put foot to the floor constantly, take it to the redline before banging into the next gear. Rape the tires, they're $300 for a set of 4. Blow the thing up, the engines are worth $500 and you can swap them in your garage in a single day. You'll never break the diff, not enough torque. Crash it into a wall and total it, you're out the cost of a 100hp hatchback shitbox.

      Drive 700hp muscle car, oh it snowed today I guess not. It's lightly raining and you breathed on the gas pedal, guess you're dying today. Floor it when the light turns green and the tires light up as the car shimmies and wheel-hops into the SUV next to you. The two 305 wide R888R Toyos you just burned through run over $500/ea. Floor it when the light turns green, get good traction, good hookup, shatter differential and shower the road in glittered gear oil. Floor it from a rolling start, doing twice the speed limit in within 3 seconds, dragged from driver's seat by overzealous colorblind pig. Blow engine, instead of a 4-cyl shitbox with 1990s tech, you've got a turbocharged variable-valve-timing variable-duration displacement-on-demand MPI GDI forged-on-forged-on-forged engine that's only used in one specific car with an oil cooler tied into the refrigeration system. Crash it into a wall, bank still expects the $87,000 you owe them for the car you no longer have.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Drive 700hp muscle car, oh it snowed today I guess not. It's lightly raining and you breathed on the gas pedal, guess you're dying today. Floor it when the light turns green and the tires light up as the car shimmies and wheel-hops into the SUV next to you. The two 305 wide R888R Toyos you just burned through run over $500/ea. Floor it when the light turns green, get good traction, good hookup, shatter differential and shower the road in glittered gear oil. Floor it from a rolling start, doing twice the speed limit in within 3 seconds, dragged from driver's seat by overzealous colorblind pig. Blow engine, instead of a 4-cyl shitbox with 1990s tech, you've got a turbocharged variable-valve-timing variable-duration displacement-on-demand MPI GDI forged-on-forged-on-forged engine that's only used in one specific car with an oil cooler tied into the refrigeration system. Crash it into a wall, bank still expects the $87,000 you owe them for the car you no longer have.
        Skill issue. Learn throttle control. Roll it don't floor it. Stop treating it like an on/off switch.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Traction control????

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TONIGHT
    >I wear a hat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >an hat

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a lot you can forgive in a car if it:

      1. goes fast
      2. has soul

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is true. Think about "good" cars: they're usually really kinda boring, no circumstance to anything, its all been sanitized and feels like they ran each component by a committee to be agreeable to the largest number of people at the same time.

        Remember when companies took chances and made questionable choices about their products that seemed dumb but people kinda fell in love with? Love them or hate them, Tesla takes chances; gullwing doors, silly sounds and easter eggs on the infotainment screen, half a dozen cameras on your car acting as dash cams and security system, model lineup of "S3XY".

        When is the last time you thought a new car had a "fun" feature? The only things I can think of are Jeep putting little jeeps on their windshield and wheels.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Teslas don't have soul, and nobody is buying your homosexual machine.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't make them nor do I profit from them. Nor was my post suggesting anyone buy one. Are you on drugs?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Are you on drugs?
            Yes, I am.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      LFA is a hipster answer. Only says it because he can't get called out for it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clarkson values the sound part of the car experience more than anything else I think. The only things he's ever been consistent about is the sound of the lexus v10, the alfa v6 and the audi v8.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Omfg I literally read it in his voice

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    BIBLICALLY QUICK

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and then we get to the price
    >because it really is very expensive, and, on paper, is hard to justify
    >so is it actually worth it?
    >...
    >Absolutely
    >*powerslide montage*

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hes never flogged the guts out a shitty car
    youre missing out

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >know to love big high performance cars
    >loves the gt86
    >talks in the next episode about some hot hatchbacks
    >hatchbacks to a lap around the track
    >call the times irrelevant
    >tells you to buy the gt86 from the last episode

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >put on top gear channel on google tv
    perfect background noise

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tried this 3 separate times and it was always the E-type tribute episode.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is objectively shit in 2024
    Slow, bad brakes, noise, terrible fuel consumption, uncomfortable, no sat nav, heating is shit, no reverse camera, poor specific output, no bluetooth, no back seats

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      IF an F40 is slow to you, how would you describe a Peugeot 205 ?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >how would you describe a Peugeot 205
        Nippy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Nippy
          And yet not a single nipple on the thing

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And yet not a single nipple on the thing
            Frick me zoomers are all bus riders. Brake nipple?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            millenials and their lack of humor

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And yet not a single nipple on the thing

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't care that Lancia and Alpha make unreliable garbage because they're beautiful and red
    Clarkson gets it

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think Clarkson even liked cars. Just an outlet for him to be a public figure and spout his politics.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      not only does he like cars he also likes video games about them

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's over

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